A squadron of MACO get Death Star

[Jason 27]

MACO get on the Death star. Plan taking it over and bring back Starfleet for reverse engineer techology. Because plan misson they MACO plan misson they carried every thing. I put bet the MACO yes Stromtrooper out number and yes Dark Vader way about. MACO train and weapons make quick work because way fight Stromtrooper armed Isomagnetic Disintegrator destory easily in waves of attacks of suidice charging. As for the Vader fall victem sniper attack.

[InvaderSkooj 1]

Taken out by assassin droids, fall off one of the hand rail less catwalks, killed by storm troopers ordered to miss and capture them, eaten by dianoga in the garbage compactors, pwned by Vader, can't read auresh and walk into an open airlock, walk into one of the tributary beam guides during firing, get lost and starve to death

[enigma 521]

The problem with these painters is that they'll have a horrible time just to reach the station. Shit, the DS will just lock on whatever craft they use with tractor beams and then pull it apart like wings from a fly.

[Jason 27]

Reaching First Death star will be the easily part job. Station defense poor design to handle smell shuttlecraft or fighters. Rebel pilots to avoid getting hit most part. UFP shuttlecraft should have easily time getting close beam way in or if what reason they can not use transporters they can blast their way in. MACO has spacesuits to the phaser shuttlecraft would up job. Across if they could us transporters why not just beam all Empire stormtroopers and Dark Vader into space. Interest thought using it as weapon the transporters kill all people Death Star with it.

 

 

 

However if what reason they not us transporters 15 Egypt foot soldiers would able hold stromtrooper at bay in Death star. Egypt army in it self is joke it main job keep Muslin brotherhood in Egypt. At least no dock for cover and how us light weapons to hold attacks. Now we talking about MACO that thousands of time better the Egypt foot soldiers when come combat and weapons and they are many time more lethal planning mission they have weapon shot walls. That catch even Dark Vader off ground and they weapons cause massive number Stromtrooper death .

[Tyralak 12,068]

Reaching First Death star will be the easily part job. Station defense poor design to handle smell shuttlecraft or fighters. Rebel pilots to avoid getting hit most part. UFP shuttlecraft should have easily time getting close beam way in or if what reason they can not use transporters they can blast their way in. MACO has spacesuits to the phaser shuttlecraft would up job. Across if they could us transporters why not just beam all Empire stormtroopers and Dark Vader into space. Interest thought using it as weapon the transporters kill all people Death Star with it.

 

 

 

 

 

Simply beaming shit off of the Death Star is likely not possible due to shielding and density issues. I could see circumstances where beaming technology could be usefull, but not just to yank people out of the DS.

 

 

 

However if what reason they not us transporters 15 Egypt foot soldiers would able hold stromtrooper at bay in Death star. Egypt army in it self is joke it main job keep Muslin brotherhood in Egypt. At least no dock for cover and how us light weapons to hold attacks. Now we talking about MACO that thousands of time better the Egypt foot soldiers when come combat and weapons and they are many time more lethal planning mission they have weapon shot walls. That catch even Dark Vader off ground and they weapons cause massive number Stromtrooper death .

 

 

 

What.... the.... fuck.....? Where do Egyptian soldiers and the Muslim Brotherhood come in here? Are you off your meds?

[enigma 521]

Durr MACO can't even hurt flies. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

 

 

They use plastic toys and say "pew-pew". They gallop in pink tu-tus and have guys baing them clapping together coconut halves.

[Khas 12,158]

Whoah Whoah Whoah Whoah. Since when do MACOS have isomagnetic disintegrators? I know what they are, but the only time we see them in use is in Insurrection.

[enigma 521]

Simply beaming shit off of the Death Star is likely not possible due to shielding and density issues. I could see circumstances where beaming technology could be usefull, but not just to yank people out of the DS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What.... the.... fuck.....? Where do Egyptian soldiers and the Muslim Brotherhood come in here? Are you off your meds?

 

 

 

He doesn't even reply to my tractor beam response. Really all the bridge crew on the DS has to do for lulz is to grab onto the shuttle with two or more tractor beams and play tug-of-war.

[Jason 27]

Once the shuttle caft get close enough to beam MACO squadron in have gone past the shields anyway. Those X wings fire Death star show that no shield on surfaces. As tactor beam they did not even try us it againist those reble one fights what make think they be able to use againist shuttlecaft.

 

Beside phaser drill hole into smell piece death star it easily task beam the MACO anywere Death star it self. Or beam enemy foot soldiers out.

 

 

 

Also if they know planing doing this kind misson do you think MACO is not going bring effective equement to to do the job. isomagnetic disintegrators, phaser rifles, photon granades , that sniper rife shot walls as will. Way stromtrooper fight make Eygpt army look effective. MACO most like whip the carpet them anyway and poor Dark Vader never see killer. Because MACO will weapons shot walls.

[enigma 521]

Once the shuttle caft get close enough to beam MACO squadron in have gone past the shields anyway. Those X wings fire Death star show that no shield on surfaces. As tactor beam they did not even try us it againist those reble one fights what make think they be able to use againist shuttlecaft.

 

Beside phaser drill hole into smell piece death star it easily task beam the MACO anywere Death star it self. Or beam enemy foot soldiers out.

 

 

 

Also if they know planing doing this kind misson do you think MACO is not going bring effective equement to to do the job. isomagnetic disintegrators, phaser rifles, photon granades , that sniper rife shot walls as will. Way stromtrooper fight make Eygpt army look effective. MACO most like whip the carpet them anyway and poor Dark Vader never see killer. Because MACO will weapons shot walls.

 

 

 

Yo fuckshit. What do you think stopped the Millennium Falcon and made it enter the DS's landing bay? They volunteered? They wanted to commit suicide?

 

 

 

The only reason the tractor beams were not used in the battle against the Rebels because it transferred needed power to shields and weapon systems. They would not waste time and energy on tractor beams. But in your scenario, the tractor beams are more than enough to tear apart your little bitch painters.

[Jason 27]

Yo fuckshit. What do you think stopped the Millennium Falcon and made it enter the DS's landing bay? They volunteered? They wanted to commit suicide?

 

 

 

The only reason the tractor beams were not used in the battle against the Rebels because it transferred needed power to shields and weapon systems. They would not waste time and energy on tractor beams. But in your scenario, the tractor beams are more than enough to tear apart your little bitch painters.

 

You think Shuttlecaft sensers would not be able pick tartor beam take a lock on to it.

[enigma 521]

You think the Millennium Falcon does not have sensors, shitwit?

[Praeothmin 532]

Ty, people close to the external shell of the DS should be easy targets for the Transporters, IF, and only IF, the transporting ship is below the shield.

 

 

 

But I think InvaderSkooj described it best as to what will happen to the MACOs.

 

PosRep for that analysis...

[enigma 521]

We've got a new word in the Jason vocabulary. Tartor beam!

[Khas 12,158]

So, does the Tartor beam turn things into Tartar sauce?

[Jason 27]

You think the Millennium Falcon does not have sensors, shitwit?

 

In pratice Millennium Falcon senser poor at best they did not even know the Death star was not a moon intill it began get pulling them in. While yes the Millennium Falcon sensers pick incoming tie fighters.Figher heading to Millennium Falcon and possible made pick up objects moving around in space. SHuttlecaft even TOS or Ent could told the group they dealing space station. Fact the MACO in misson alreadly know Death space station to make matter worst shuttlecaft use EW making even space station even locked on to them with tractor beam to being with.Also Death star need time the shuttlecaft auto pilot get past the death Star defector shields number secounds with help warp drive. By the time Death star crew know shuttlecaft even there to late anyway.

 

 

 

ANother thing fact MACO try take over first Death star for reason get techology for UFP. Would have least limmit amount intellegnce know station existed. It be unlikley UFP laurch probes to gather intellagnce incould maps inside Death star. The MACO on Enterpise saw carries weapons far better anything Enteprise crew carried so be unlikley not armed or train to us isomagnetic disintegrators or TR-116 rifle or phaser rifle matter. Death star soldiers one way other will lose fight. Kind weapons MACO carries make quick work them. Even Dark Vader.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once MACO carries weapons be most effect for this kind misson.

[enigma 521]

Hey asswipe, the moment they found out that it was the Death Star, they were locked in a tractor beam. They even mentioned that they were being tractored in. Did you see how far out they were? You could place a couple of Earths between the DS and the MF.

 

 

 

What fucking chance do you think the shuttlecraft will have? It does not matter if it had fantastic sensors, the moment it gets close enough the DS will lock on to the shuttlecraft. THE FUCKING END!

[Questor 501]

What was the range to the Death Star in that scene, Pakled-boy?

[Praeothmin 532]

So, does the Tartor beam turn things into Tartar sauce?

 

 

 

Nope, it gets rid of these nasty tartar stains on your teeth...

[Jason 27]

First the shuttlecaft has something call warp drives this means it would be going 2 times the speed light at least on anto pilot.So the crew of the Death star have few secounds at most get lock on it and it lot smeller target to just add Death star crew problems. After get to surface phaser blast hole allow the MACO enter and armed best weapon starfleet as offer. They just over run the Death star defense. Even Vader be gonnor.

[enigma 521]

You sir are a fucking moron.

[Khas 12,158]

Tell us something we don't know.

[Praeothmin 532]

First the shuttlecaft has something call warp drives this means it would be going 2 times the speed light at least on anto pilot.So the crew of the Death star have few secounds at most get lock on it and it lot smeller target to just add Death star crew problems. After get to surface phaser blast hole allow the MACO enter and armed best weapon starfleet as offer. They just over run the Death star defense. Even Vader be gonnor.

 

 

 

Wasn't that already covered in your other retarded thread?

 

Didn't we already shoot this idiocy down?

[enigma 521]

His arguments have more holes than Swiss cheese. But that doesn't stop him from arguing. He has yet to concede an argument and he keeps debating in topics that should have been long forgotten.

[Praeothmin 532]

But, unlike his arguments, Swiss Cheese is good, and is useful...