Cassie 0 Posted August 9, 2009 WHO WOULD WIN? (in a sex off) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted August 9, 2009 Kirk. This is why. Kirk is a man secure with his own sexuality, and is an accomplished ladies man. Skywalker, OTOH, is a whiny little farm boy who kisses his sister. Is there really any comparison? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cassie 0 Posted August 9, 2009 Well, Luke could use the force, but that doesn't mean he could get it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted August 9, 2009 Well, he DOES have that bionic hand. Maybe he has some sort of vibrator attachment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted August 10, 2009 <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Well, he DOES have that bionic hand. Maybe he has some sort of vibrator attachment.</div></div> If it does then no matter insecure he is, women across the universe will go to him for his "hand jobs". He'd be a multi-billionaire! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted August 10, 2009 Indeed they would! Perhaps he could open up the "Skywalker Massage Parlor" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cassie 0 Posted August 10, 2009 I'd probably let him use his magic fingers on me, but I wouldn't tell Kirk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted August 10, 2009 Think Kirk would be jealous? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ali-Sama 5 Posted August 10, 2009 in the end, han wins. why? look at how much work the actors got afterwards. lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted August 11, 2009 Yah but Luke is also the Joker. 'Nuf said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NX-01 519 Posted August 12, 2009 <p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Yah but Luke is also the Joker. 'Nuf said. </div></div> Voice of the Joker. Sounds like Luke is ashamed to show his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airlocke 12,014 Posted August 12, 2009 Luke kicked ass as the joker. Btw, since Luke was the Joker, that means he got Harley Quinn. I think that make this an insta-win for Luke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted August 12, 2009 I wouldn't mind "getting" Harley Quinn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airlocke 12,014 Posted August 12, 2009 Yeah, Harley Quinn is amazing. One of only two DC characters that were so popular in a non-canon series that they were brought over to the comics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AtomikChicken 0 Posted November 20, 2009 Yah but Luke is also the Joker. 'Nuf said. How ironic...neither characters are known for getting lots of tail...hmmmm.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted November 20, 2009 How ironic...neither characters are known for getting lots of tail...hmmmm.... Joker probably gets off from killing and Luke gets off on his cockring artificial hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AtomikChicken 0 Posted November 21, 2009 Joker probably gets off from killing and Luke gets off on his cockring artificial hand. The Joker should try viagra or something...I mean if he can't have fun unless he's 'performing' for his 'audience' (Batman...you know the Joker is all sorts of queer towards Bats...). Yeah, the Joker is kinda one of those repressed-gay-violent-acting-out types...kinda like Shep...oops, did I say that too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted November 22, 2009 Nah. He does dogs. Gay dogs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Questor 501 Posted November 29, 2009 in the end, han wins. why? look at how much work the actors got afterwards. lol. Once he looked, Shatner got plenty of work. Besides, I never got the impression that he needed work. The guy seemed to spend most of his time on his various horse-related projects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
