AtomikChicken

I thought you didn't want me telling people about that night...

Well, if you call me normal...than its a compliment. Cause you are crazy. I knew you loved me...I just had no idea how much...

Yeah...and the only fascinating enigma is how long it took him to 'soil his panties' after you suggested that...

Yeah...don't mind 'nigma...he's not been laid in a long time...a long time...

I like that one...I'm going to steal it from you.

The Joker should try viagra or something...I mean if he can't have fun unless he's 'performing' for his 'audience' (Batman...you know the Joker is all sorts of queer towards Bats...). Yeah, the Joker is kinda one of those repressed-gay-violent-acting-out types...kinda like Shep...oops, did I say that too?

...hmmm...just wondering if my wild 20's parties that were caught on video are still out there...

Yeah...he said he really liked when Mike Wong put on his 'acting ensigns' uniform and does that for him. ... ... oops, that was a secret I wasn't supposed to share...you know how Mike gets...

I can't help it...his pants are like the Abyss...I just can't stop staring.

After you die, I'm going to put that quote on your tombstone.

Just admit it man, I know you really do have a secret infatuation with my left hand. BTW, please wash it off when you give it back...I mean come on man...last time there was still strawberry jam and minotaur hairs stuck all over that damn thing.

As far as I know, his secret true name is not 'dick'...but, you'd really have to pull on it for that to happen...just ask Aphrodite...she used the gravity of a supermassive black hole last time she gave me head...ahhhhh...young love...

Fuck...I haven't had someone fall for that one in a long time...oh, that's right, aren't you in the UK or something...that explains it then...

I thought if a student of TSQMCVE studies fucked up, a giant peanut butter Chthulu gets summoned up and invites the students grandmothers out for tea?

Yeah, you don't have to tell me, I know...you REALLY like 'skin poles'...at least that's what your magical ass told me...