Post every time you enter, and rep whoring thread. (NSFW, thanks to Praeothmin)

[Khas 12,158]

hes an epic fail troll.

 

 

 

How would he fare over at TK?

[enigma 521]

Daemon of Jason: Jasonite: These vaguely humanoid daemons are known to reek havoc on the minds of their enemies, babbling such nonsense as "Smell Toropdes".

 

 

 

Greater Daemon of Jason: Moron Lord: A huge, hulking daemon with the deflector dish of a Galaxy-class starship in place of eyes, these beings are capable of firing beams from their eyes to destructive effect. Also have Predator-like dreadlocks, an Alien-like tail and feet, and is colored with the color schemes of the Power Rangers. Is protected by a personal forcefield.

 

 

 

You are making them more competent than Jason.

[Tyralak 12,068]

Daemon of Jason: Jasonite: These vaguely humanoid daemons are known to reek havoc on the minds of their enemies, babbling such nonsense as "Smell Toropdes".

 

 

 

Greater Daemon of Jason: Moron Lord: A huge, hulking daemon with the deflector dish of a Galaxy-class starship in place of eyes, these beings are capable of firing beams from their eyes to destructive effect. Also have Predator-like dreadlocks, an Alien-like tail and feet, and is colored with the color schemes of the Power Rangers. Is protected by a personal forcefield.

 

 

 

Someone with art skills should draw this fearsome beast.

[enigma 521]

Daemon of Jason:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Greater Daemon of Jason:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chaos god of Idiots, Jason:

 

 

 

[Khas 12,158]

So, the pantheon of Chaos is as follows:

 

 

 

Khorne

 

God of: War, Hate, Rage, Honor

 

Colors: Red and Black

 

Sacred Number: 8

 

 

 

Tzeentch

 

God of: Magic, Lies, Scheming, Hope

 

Colors: Blue and Yellow

 

Sacred Number: 9

 

 

 

Nurgle

 

God of: Disease, Rot, Stagnation, Fortitude

 

Colors: Green and Brown

 

Sacred Number: 7

 

 

 

Slaanesh

 

God of: Lust, Pleasure, Depravity, Love

 

Colors: Purple and Pink

 

Sacred Number: 6

 

 

 

Jason

 

God of: Iditots, Trolls, Stupidity, Tenacity

 

Colors: Orange and White

 

Sacred Number: 13

[ESAD 12,045]

cunts

[Kor_Dahar_Master 0]

cunts

 

 

 

Shaven havens or the traditional 1970's big bush design?.

[ESAD 12,045]

[Tyralak 12,068]

Shaven havens or the traditional 1970's big bush design?.

 

 

 

I don't ride in the tall grass. Bald is beautiful.

[enigma 521]

Are the pics true depictions of Jason and his minions?

[enigma 521]

So, the pantheon of Chaos is as follows:

 

 

 

<snip>

 

Jason

 

God of: Iditots, Trolls, Stupidity, Tenacity

 

Colors: Orange and White

 

Sacred Number: 13

 

 

 

Actually, Jason's sacred number is "R".

[Tyralak 12,068]

No. Lame pics are lame. I thought when you said you put something up you were going to impress us with your artistic talent.

[Khas 12,158]

I'll doodle those daemons and greater daemons and put them on deviantArt. Then provide links for all to see and be stunned.

 

 

 

Also, 2009 was the year Ricardo Montalban and Majel Barrett Roddenberry died. Do you think that a combination of their deaths and TFC's collapse spawned Jason?

 

 

 

And if so, what will arrive when SDN goes down?

[Airlocke 12,014]

And not irritate us with your now very old ribbing of Jason.

[Khas 12,158]

Sorry. Stupidity just fascinates me. Back in '06 and '07 I was obsessed with the Darwin Awards.

[Airlocke 12,014]

You know, I am actually pretty certain Jason is a troll. So, not necessarily stupidity.

[Khas 12,158]

Even mock stupidity. And if he is just a troll, I might congratulate him for pulling off one of the best idiot impressions ever.

[Airlocke 12,014]

Even mock stupidity. And if he is just a troll, I might congratulate him for pulling off one of the best idiot impressions ever.

 

 

 

As would I. That is kinda why I have been touchy bout Jason, lately.

[Khas 12,158]

Now, he posts only once in a blue moon. We need a new dumbass. Something like Wes Hutchings, Timothy Jones, and PAUL JAQUES H JR merged into one.

[ESAD 12,045]

even if he is a troll, hes a fucking epic tard of one, god of trolls insults my entire internetz experience, jason is a retarded phallus.

[Khas 12,158]

Posrep for you!

[ESAD 12,045]

it makes sense LOL

[enigma 521]

No. Lame pics are lame. I thought when you said you put something up you were going to impress us with your artistic talent.

 

 

 

Lame because Jason is lame. Why waste my talent on pure unadulterated shit?

[Praeothmin 532]

I don't ride in the tall grass. Bald is beautiful.

 

 

 

So true, and much tastier...

[Khas 12,158]

 

 

 

Hoping to join up with Slaanesh, are we?