Lucas to buy Star Trek franchise. (AP)

[Afishymeadow 534]

George Lucas set to shell out $779 million dollars to CBS, Paramount & related parties to purchase all of Star Trek, from "The Cage" to Abrams' STAR TREK to tie-in media & properties. Purchase will be done on President's Day, attorneys & financial watchdogs said.

 

 

 

"Truly, Presidents' Day 2011 will be a day long remembered" J. Michael Straczinsky commented.

 

 

 

"This will be great for both franchises" Stan Lee opined.

 

 

 

One casualty will be Pocket Books planned Star Trek publications post-Presidents Day & all other tie-in Trek media. They've all been cancelled until further notice.

 

 

 

"Now, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Jean Luc Picard are on the same team. This is the best thing to happen to fans of Star Trek & Star Wars" George Lucas said from Skywalker Ranch yesterday.

 

 

 

 

 

Really? O rly George?

 

 

 

*SPOILER BELOW*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No. Not really! Lucas isn't buying a chocodile from B&B or Abrams, nevermind all of Trekdom itself.

 

 

 

[Jason 27]

Does that mean we may get to see UFP fight star war Empire. Lucas owns both it know possible make movie show two fight full scale war.

[Khas 12,158]

Jason, didn't you even read the part where Afishymeadow said he was just joking? They're still owned by separate people/companies.

 

 

 

Tell me Jason, was your hometown named Chelm?

[Questor 501]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY IT GOES!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

QUESTOR PUNTS IT CLEAN OFF THE FIELD! THE DEFENDING TEAM WILL GET THE BALL ON THE 20.

[Praeothmin 532]

Afishymeadow, you fucking cunt, you almost gave me a heart attack...

[Praeothmin 532]

What's a chocodile?

[Praeothmin 532]

For that matter, what's a vagina?

[enigma 521]

What's a chocodile?

 

 

 

RayCav's mother.

[Khas 12,158]

Chocodile

[Tyralak 12,068]

Is it sad that I've never heard of these?

[Praeothmin 532]

Is it sad that I've never heard of these?

 

 

 

Chocodiles, or vaginas?

[Tyralak 12,068]

*slaps Praeothmin with a trout* Chocodiles.