Let put Jamway and Archer on trail

[Jason 27]

I wish to be their lawyer to defand crime excuse of.

 

 

 

VERDICT POLL ADDED.

[Tyralak 12,068]

What are they charged with?

[Khas 12,158]

This... could actually be interesting. Is Questor going to be the prosecutor?

[Jason 27]

I think that great idea lets have Questor prosecutor.

[Tyralak 12,068]

This isn't a bad idea. Oh, Questor. Come out come out wherever you are.

[Questor 501]

This isn't a bad idea. Oh, Questor. Come out come out wherever you are.

 

 

 

I bring charges of genocide, incompetence, and failure to put the commissar out the airlock (Archer only).

[Jason 27]

Did Caption Archer do any of these things

 

 

 

(a) Killing members of the group;

 

( Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;

 

© Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;

 

(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;

 

(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

 

 

 

http://www.hrweb.org/legal/genocide.html

 

 

 

Your honor Caption Archer did none this crimes.

 

 

 

Can yoy please give example Archer doing incompetence.

 

 

 

Can you pease give example of Archer failure to put the commissar out the airlock.

[Questor 501]

Did Caption Archer do any of these things

 

 

 

(a) Killing members of the group;

 

 

 

"Dear Doctor"

 

 

 

( Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;

 

 

 

"Dear Doctor"

 

 

 

 

© Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;

 

 

 

"Dear Doctor"

 

 

 

(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;

 

 

 

"Dear Doctor"

 

 

 

 

(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

 

 

 

Nope, he didn't do that, probably because he didn't think of it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your honor Caption Archer did none this crimes.

 

 

 

Yes he did.

 

 

 

In addition, I would like the ruling that Archer (and Janeway) were Captains of Ships that were in only intermittant contact with their authorizing powers, and as such, were "Masters After God" of said ships.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can yoy please give example Archer doing incompetence.

 

 

 

 

He transmitted Earth's coordinates to hostile aliens during a first contact encounter.

 

 

 

Can you pease give example of Archer failure to put the commissar out the airlock.

 

 

 

 

T'Pol survived "Broken Bow, Part 1"

 

 

 

T'Pol is useless as a science officer, and serves mainly to enforce the ships obedience to an ideological orthodoxy.

 

 

 

I submit the episodes of Star Trek: Enterprise into the record.

 

 

 

I move that my unlettered collegue be dismissed from the case. He is incapable of providing an adequate defense for these two heinous criminals, as he is unable to communicate in english. I would submit that at a minimum, he be required to use a translator when communicating with those that DO speak english.

 

 

 

In addition, his moral relativism is offensive, and might cause the jury to dislike him, and therefore dislike his clients.

 

 

 

A speedy resolution to these issues is desireable, and as such it would probably be best to offer the guilty as few illegitimate grounds for appeal as possible. A retrial with competent representation would simply waste the court's time.

[Tyralak 12,068]

I tend to agree. I find both Janeway and Archer guilty on all charges. I further add two counts of Janeway being a worthless cunt and Archer being a whiney bitch. Adjourning until sentencing phase.

[Questor 501]

Move that Archer be referred to as "Duchess"

[Khas 12,158]

My suggestion for a sentencing? They must be forced to be down with New Age Posting.

[Jason 27]

I find still three problem term genicide being againist Archer. Starfleet Admiral would review what he did and if they disagree with what he did eitehr order his ship return give that race cure or send another starship to give that race cure.

 

 

 

Secound problem I have charge Archer commit genicide is I yet hear Prisdent or Prime Minster get charge for genicide for doing nothing about genicide and send refugees back to a country that they will be killed in. Caption Archer did not much differnt.

 

 

 

What episode did Caption Archer give He transmitted Earth's coordinates to hostile aliens during a first contact encounter

 

 

 

When justical under USA ethic standers to kill someone for useless as a science officer, and serves mainly to enforce the ships obedience to an ideological orthodoxy?

[Questor 501]

I find still three problem term genicide being againist Archer. Starfleet Admiral would review what he did and if they disagree with what he did eitehr order his ship return give that race cure or send another starship to give that race cure.

 

 

 

Archer is responsible for the actions of his crew. Even if they were saved, he still made the attempt. Attempting genocide is the same crime as genocide.

 

 

 

Secound problem I have charge Archer commit genicide is I yet hear Prisdent or Prime Minster get charge for genicide for doing nothing about genicide and send refugees back to a country that they will be killed in. Caption Archer did not much differnt.

 

 

 

Different situation.

 

 

 

What episode did Caption Archer give He transmitted Earth's coordinates to hostile aliens during a first contact encounter

 

 

 

The very second one. "Fight or Flight" (Coincidentally, the last Enterprise episode I watched during a broadcast.)

 

 

 

When justical under USA ethic standers to kill someone for useless as a science officer, and serves mainly to enforce the ships obedience to an ideological orthodoxy?

 

 

 

 

If a foreign power put a commissar onboard a USN ship, the reaction would be rather close. T'Pol may not have needed killing (Yeehaa) but she should not have been allowed to interfere in the operations of the ship to the level that she did. Making her first officer was just... idiotic.

 

 

 

Are you conceeding the need for your replacement and accepting my arguments?

[Jason 27]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Different situation.

 

 

 

In pratice Archer did not cause DNA problem.

 

Making it very simler situation.

 

 

 

Also if Doctor refuses to give you the most effect medical treament because it requerl stem cells would he being commit murder.

 

 

 

The very second one. "Fight or Flight" (Coincidentally, the last Enterprise episode I watched during a broadcast.)

 

 

 

In fight or Flight .

 

 

 

If a foreign power put a commissar onboard a USN ship, the reaction would be rather close. T'Pol may not have needed killing (Yeehaa) but she should not have been allowed to interfere in the operations of the ship to the level that she did. Making her first officer was just... idiotic. In pratice T'Pol was only NX Enterpise crew that had been exporing other worlds deep out side Earth solar system. Make sense bring her along ride that reason alone.

 

 

 

Are you conceeding the need for your replacement and accepting my arguments?

 

No I am not conceeding.

[Khas 12,158]

Archer's punishment should be to star in a porno with a jellyblimp!

 

 

 

[enigma 521]

I wish to be their lawyer to defand crime excuse of.

 

 

 

I am not going to negrep you for it but I have to ask, "Why am I not surprised?"

[Airlocke 12,014]

I hereby appoint myself as Janeway's and Archer's defense attorney. We will not dispute accusations of incompetence, nor breached communication protocol. We will, however, contest the accusation of Genocide. The argument is simple. Janeway and Archer WERE the cause of deaths of many people's of a single race, however, these acts of genocide are only theoretical acts of Genocide, as neither of my clients are real, and are thus incapable of killing an entire race of peoples. We cannot punish someone for theoretical crimes. Nor can we even punish those who do not exist. All of these points should be obvious, and all of you are complete fucking morons for having missed them. I would like to charge each previous poster in this thread with the crime of idiocy, and motion for maximum sentencing.

[Gonzo 0]

I order that airlocke be taken back to his hospital bed and his gag be tightened.

 

 

 

Obviously, his sense of humor is failing. Perhaps he needs a transplant?

[Tyralak 12,068]

Stupid bird. How would you like to be plucked?

[Khas 12,158]

Nah, make him star in the jellyblimp porno.

[Airlocke 12,014]

Porn? Where is this porn?

[Khas 12,158]

Y... you don't want to see it, as it involves:

 

 

 

[Airlocke 12,014]

Porn is porn.

[Questor 501]

Stupid bird. How would you like to be plucked?

 

 

 

He's already molting, and making everyone miserable.

[Khas 12,158]

Porn is porn.