Post every time you enter, and rep whoring thread. (NSFW, thanks to Praeothmin)

[Tyralak 12,068]

Frankly? French heritage? Am I the only one who sees the pun there?

[Gonzo 0]

Aaaaand we have a new member. Some looney with delusions of grandeur. I mean, really, you pick the name of one of the least sane muppets and expect us to take you seriously?

 

 

 

Of couse I expect you to take me seriously, I'm the new Board Tin Pot Dictator.

 

 

 

Guards! Put him in a bad fanfic, preferably as something that gets him abused!

 

 

 

Or maybe you're just RayCav.

 

 

 

 

How DARE you!

[Khas 12,158]

*yawns* Seriously? Didn't you read my title? I'm a God-Emperor. You're just a measley dictator. Besides, I could fuck you up real bad if I wanted to. You, however, amuse me. I'll let you live.

 

 

 

So you're not RayCav, eh? Who are you then? Enigma? Jason? Wing-Wong? Squirtle the Turtle?

[Gonzo 0]

*yawns* Seriously? Didn't you read my title? I'm a God-Emperor. You're just a measley dictator. Besides, I could fuck you up real bad if I wanted to. You, however, amuse me. I'll let you live.

 

 

 

Board Dictator outranks A puny "God-Emperor." You are no match for my armies of pooping pigeons! No match at all!

 

 

 

So you're not RayCav, eh? Who are you then? Enigma? Jason? Wing-Wong? Squirtle the Turtle?

 

 

 

 

Jason?!?! How DARE you?

[Khas 12,158]

WalksInDarkness? Afishymeadow? DemolitionSquid? AdeptusAstartes? emperoroflylat?

 

 

 

Besides, for every pigeon you have, I have a hawk.

[Gonzo 0]

WalksInDarkness? Afishymeadow? DemolitionSquid? AdeptusAstartes? emperoroflylat?

 

 

 

Report to the mines for reeducation, webslave.

 

 

 

Besides, for every pigeon you have, I have a hawk.

 

 

 

 

Your hawks are no match for my eagles. The pigeons are just cannon fodder.

[Khas 12,158]

And eagles fall before nukes.

 

 

 

And I'm sorry, but the mines belong to me.

[Gonzo 0]

And eagles fall before nukes.

 

 

 

That assumes your nukes can still lift off when covered in pigeon poop.

 

 

 

And I'm sorry, but the mines belong to me.

 

 

 

 

Didn't you get the change of ownership memo? That's the last time I use Jason as a messenger.

[Khas 12,158]

Who are you?

 

 

 

InvaderSkooj? Praeothmin? Questor? Mike DiCenso? Youngla0450? Calidus Belthane? Julius Quasar? Desgar? TahuBlade7? Frenchie1941? Kursed? Alice? Thomas J? weezerd? EdV?

 

 

 

Do you post at any of the following forums?

 

Galaxy Zoo

 

Starfleet Jedi

 

StarCraft Legacy

 

Troll Kingdom

 

Fictionfallen

 

StarFox Galaxies

 

 

 

Are you, or have you ever been associated with New Age Posting?

[Khas 12,158]

NX-01? ESAD? Mith? Kor? Inquisitor Dhorne? Eldarranger? Sarov? Bickendan? TychusFindlay? Hanny? Tiberius? jack? Gank Master? DiegoWolfFox?

[NX-01 519]

NX-01? ESAD? Mith? Kor? Inquisitor Dhorne? Eldarranger? Sarov? Bickendan? TychusFindlay? Hanny? Tiberius? jack? Gank Master? DiegoWolfFox?

 

 

 

Its not me. I don't even have time these days to play with my TK dual, Cannabis.

[Praeothmin 532]

Frankly? French heritage? Am I the only one who sees the pun there?

 

 

 

Probably, you've always been a bit "speshiul"...

[Khas 12,158]

Derp de derp.

 

 

 

Bumpity bump.

[Ado Mortumee 500]

The fuck is this shit!? I am the Supreme Evil Overlord around here! Now if I can just find my FTL laser pen pointer I’ll show you what true power is...

[Gonzo 0]

The fuck is this shit!? I am the Supreme Evil Overlord around here! Now if I can just find my FTL laser pen pointer I’ll show you what true power is...

 

 

 

You may be the evil overlord, but I am the Board Dictator. At least you outrank the puny God Emporer of Hyrule. He was sent to the mines for reeducation, torture, defenestration, and then beheading.

[Airlocke 12,014]

Um............Guys. Have you forgotten me? I am master of the skies. Not just Earth's skies. Master of ALL skies, EVERYWHERE. Surely that counts for something, right?

[Ado Mortumee 500]

You may be the evil overlord, but I am the Board Dictator. At least you outrank the puny God Emporer of Hyrule. He was sent to the mines for reeducation, torture, defenestration, and then beheading.

 

*Looks up from playing C&C 3. Snaps fingers releasing the God Emperor and returning him to his home.* "You clearly have not read the Evil Overlord List. As you can see here on page 8067, sub-section C, paragraph 7 clearly states that Supreme Evil Overlords outrank all forms of Dictators; I am sad to say that Board Dictator falls under this rule. Now off to the mines with you!"

[NX-01 519]

You may be the evil overlord, but I am the Board Dictator. At least you outrank the puny God Emporer of Hyrule. He was sent to the mines for reeducation, torture, defenestration, and then beheading.

 

 

 

Are you Squirtle?

[Gonzo 0]

Are you Squirtle?

 

 

 

How DARE you!

 

 

 

Which do you prefer, defenestration, drawing and quartering, beheading, or exsanguination?

[NX-01 519]

How DARE you!

 

 

 

Which do you prefer, defenestration, drawing and quartering, beheading, or exsanguination?

 

 

 

Doing some drawing and then retiring to my quarters sounds nice.

[Ado Mortumee 500]

This new Jason is SO much better than the old one.

[Khas 12,158]

His original name was "Gonzo"...

 

[Praeothmin 532]

Are you Squirtle?

 

 

 

Why do you want to know if he is squirting?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Khas 12,158]

We're talking about Squirtle from TK. He behaves kinda like this loon.

[NX-01 519]

Why do you want to know if he is squirting?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't want any of his "juices" on me.

 

 

 

Do you?