Post every time you enter, and rep whoring thread. (NSFW, thanks to Praeothmin)

[Khas 12,158]

As of this year, lasers have been around for fifty years. So,

[Praeothmin 532]

They can't be lasers, we see them propagating at less then light speed...

[Khas 12,158]

Actually, they can be lasers! Due to a localized high-gravity chamber in the gun, the light is slowed down. It's a slow laser. A slaser.

[Praeothmin 532]

That's weird, that's the exact type of laser used in the DS:

 

A Superlaser, or Big Ass Slow Laser of Doom^tm, or Slaser...

[Airlocke 12,014]

Tadaaaaaaaaa!!

 

 

 

I'm here

[Praeothmin 532]

So am I...

[Khas 12,158]

Same here!

[Airlocke 12,014]

And here?

[Tyralak 12,068]

Jason hasn't posted here, I've noticed.

[Khas 12,158]

Which forum does this video best sum up?

 

[Airlocke 12,014]

I forgots to post

[Praeothmin 532]

Oh noes...

[Afishymeadow 534]

PWND WalksInDarkness

 

 

 

[Airlocke 12,014]

Hnng.

[Tyralak 12,068]

I ate too much pizza. I'm never going to lose weight this way.

[Airlocke 12,014]

For fuck's sake! I'm tired as shit.

[Khas 12,158]

Last night, I had the most fucked-up dream ever. It started when I was being chased by zombies who could go at fastest two miles per hour. However, there were just so many of them that they were a threat. I started to outrun them, before coming to a field of poodles. The zombies started mutilating the poodles, and that seemed to distract them for a while. Then, I saw fireworks, and I ran into the building that they were launching them from. Once in the building, I saw John Fogerty, Ringo Starr, Jimi Hendrix, and some other sixties musicians. It wasn't until I managed to catch my breath that I noticed something in my jacket pocket. I grabbed the thing out of my pocket, and found out that it was a CD with the words "RayCav's Greatest Hits" written on it. And that's when I woke up.

 

 

 

Now tell me, have you ever had a dream that fucked-up?

[Tyralak 12,068]

That is the single most frightening thing I've read all month.

[Airlocke 12,014]

Last night, I had the most fucked-up dream ever. It started when I was being chased by zombies who could go at fastest two miles per hour. However, there were just so many of them that they were a threat. I started to outrun them, before coming to a field of poodles. The zombies started mutilating the poodles, and that seemed to distract them for a while. Then, I saw fireworks, and I ran into the building that they were launching them from. Once in the building, I saw John Fogerty, Ringo Starr, Jimi Hendrix, and some other sixties musicians. It wasn't until I managed to catch my breath that I noticed something in my jacket pocket. I grabbed the thing out of my pocket, and found out that it was a CD with the words "RayCav's Greatest Hits" written on it. And that's when I woke up.

 

 

 

Now tell me, have you ever had a dream that fucked-up?

 

 

 

Many. I will not, however, be sharing them. All of your minds are fucked enough without having to bear my burdens.

[Khas 12,158]

That is the single most frightening thing I've read all month.

 

 

 

But what makes it so frightening? The poodles being mutilated by zombies? RayCav having a music album? What?

[Tyralak 12,068]

But what makes it so frightening? The poodles being mutilated by zombies? RayCav having a music album? What?

 

 

 

RayCav's Greatest Hits, of course.

[Khas 12,158]

Now that SDA's back, what are the odds that shit's going to hit the fan?

[Tyralak 12,068]

Now that SDA's back, what are the odds that shit's going to hit the fan?

 

 

 

It's not really him. Not even a very good imitation.

[Ado Mortumee 500]

I am posting as the OP commands me to do.

[Khas 12,158]

It's not really him. Not even a very good imitation.

 

 

 

So, It's just someone pretending to be the little psycho?

 

 

 

Well, I should have known, considering he's using the picture I changed SDA's avatar to as his photo...