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Greetings!  Welcome to the beginning of the ASVS Grand Story forum!

Now, you may be asking, "What the flying fuck is the ASVS Grand Story?".  I'll tell you!

The ASVS Grand Story is something that's been brewing in my brain for a few years now, and which Tyralak and I (and a few others) have talked about - a collaborative Star Trek/Star Wars crossover story, one that, hopefully, will become the definitive one - the one that, when people hear "Star Trek/Star Wars crossover fanfic", will cause THIS story to come to their minds.


"But Khas?" I hear you say.  "Star Trek/Star Wars crossovers are already common!   Why, we already have 'Portal' and 'Conquest', not to mention 'The Unity Saga', and the late 'TrekWars: The Furry Conflict!  Why do we need another?"  Answer?  Because Portal and Conquest are Godawful stomp fics, and, as was mentioned, TrekWars: The Furry Conflict no longer exists (and when it did, had a few REALLY stupid elements along with its good ones - looking at YOU, rainbow lightsaber and Weeaboo Space Amazon Empire).  As for The Unity Saga, while good, it doesn't tell the story that WE want to tell.


Now that brings me to the second reason - this whole "Trek vs Wars" mess?  Most of it started with us.  Well, not this forum, but the original Alt.StarTrek.Vs.StarWars Usenet group WAY back in 1997 (alright, if you want to get technical, it started back in 1995, with the "Who would win?  The Enterprise-D or a Star Destroyer?" thread - but ASVS' founders took part in that thread).  Every previously mentioned story?  Their authors were members of that Usenet group, or at the very least, visited it.  The "Versus" culture?  Started with us.  And the actions of some of our former members, for good or for ill, have even influenced the directions taken by the staff OF Star Trek and Star Wars.  


So if it started with us, then it's only fitting that it should end with us.


So come, and prepare yourselves for a journey beyond your imagination....

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Once upon a time Rey and Dala were watching Naked and Afraid on Discovery Channel and got so turned on by all the naked chicks on that show that they immediately started having lesbian sex.

Did you know that George Lucas always intended Dala and Rey to be lesbians?

P.S. I'm drunk


Oh I forgot once upon a time there was one of those really big stupid First Order ships from the new stupid idiot Disney canon - what do they call them a Finalizer or a Supremacy or something - it's Disney so it's guaranteed stupid. Anyway, it was crewed entirely 100% by women. And this ship never entered combat because the entire crew was too busy having super hot lesbian sex with each other.

This is literally how the new Disney canon should be. I for one admire the attempt to make Star Wars more feminist, but Disney, being Disney, really fucked it up. Disney Star Wars isn't feminist, it's feminist only if you accept it being an interpretation of feminism by Micheal Pence.

P.S. I'm still drunk.

P.P.S. I'm pretty sure Dala is objectively the hottest Star Wars chick ever if you disagree fight me. I'm a fucking Commander I'll blast your ass.

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Okay.  Drunken ramblings from RayCav.  Not quite how I expected this to begin....

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"Oh? You think the Darkside is the only force out there you need to be afraid of? Let me show you, show you what true fear is. Let me show you what ten thousand years of hatred, hatred for you degenerate monoforms can conjure!"


"Hah! Arrogant princling, What are you but the son of a common drug runner and the spawn of a demented child killer and his boy loving politician wife! Come! Come before my Bat'leth that I might give you the beating you deserve!"


"Ah, well, his death was rather, predictable no? He fancied himself a wise man, many who claim to walk the path of a hobbled proselytizer often do. But tell me something General, what light can there be in the darkness? What sight can be gained from self mutilation? What order has there ever been in these silly superstitions?" 


These three quotes came to my head on reading this,.

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