Salutations (New members introduce yourselves here.)

[AtomikChicken 0]

Anyone who reads this message and doesn't recognize me from ASVS (the original), has now condemned their soul in forfeiture to my accountant.

 

 

 

 

 

Provided of course you have no idea who I am...in that case, your soul goes to my doorman.

 

 

 

Sorry.

 

 

 

Policy.

[AtomikChicken 0]

Bah, I'm not a new member, I've been at ASVS since 2000. That's nearly a whole freakin' decade. So as far as I'm concerned I can just screw off in this thread!

 

Wait, Ray, wasn't that the same excuse you had 9 years ago? And don't you just usually screw off in ALL threads anyway?

[AtomikChicken 0]

I am me.

 

Damn...always too late to be incarnated as you...ah well.

[AtomikChicken 0]

Greetings^_- welcome to the insane asylum known as earth.

 

...truer words...I do not have...lol

[AtomikChicken 0]

I'm here...

 

Ah, good...you even shaved, and polished your helmet I see!...wait...

[AtomikChicken 0]

but you can guess what I think is more powerful

 

I agree. That shirt has already achieved Iconic status on Briah...

 

...although...yes, its a sad truth...Ares' jock strap is technically more potent...but that's only cause he has never washed it.

[enigma 521]

Anyone who reads this message and doesn't recognize me from ASVS (the original), has now condemned their soul in forfeiture to my accountant.

 

 

 

 

 

Provided of course you have no idea who I am...in that case, your soul goes to my doorman.

 

 

 

Sorry.

 

 

 

Policy.

 

 

 

Sorry but I've been around ASVS for a loooooooooong time but I do not recognize your username. Are you TOWNMNBS?

 

 

 

EDIT: Nevermind, you are Radioactive Poultry or is it the Fissionable Fowl?

[enigma 521]

Wait, Ray, wasn't that the same excuse you had 9 years ago? And don't you just usually screw off in ALL threads anyway?

 

 

 

He only does that to get his mother's attention.

[enigma 521]

Damn...always too late to be incarnated as you...ah well.

 

 

 

But it isn't too late for you to screw some sheep.

[enigma 521]

...truer words...I do not have...lol

 

 

 

Yes there are. Such as GABBA GABBA GOO GOO! FRNET FNERT! CHINKLEBERRIES!

[enigma 521]

Ah, good...you even shaved, and polished your helmet I see!...wait...

 

 

 

Stop looking down his pants.

[enigma 521]

I agree. That shirt has already achieved Iconic status on Briah...

 

...although...yes, its a sad truth...Ares' jock strap is technically more potent...but that's only cause he has never washed it.

 

 

 

Actually you are referring to my anus.

[Bitch RayCav 0]

Ahhhh hehhh heeeey alll da asvsers! Ima gunna bee da helpers tooos da RayCavs here!

[enigma 521]

Well, I've got Enigma (uber being and somewhat companion to Serenity) and Enigma (the dude that just won't die and regenerates and produces weapons from his ass).

[AtomikChicken 0]

But it isn't too late for you to screw some sheep.

 

After you die, I'm going to put that quote on your tombstone.

[AtomikChicken 0]

Stop looking down his pants.

 

I can't help it...his pants are like the Abyss...I just can't stop staring.

[enigma 521]

After you die, I'm going to put that quote on your tombstone.

 

 

 

Not if you die first.

[enigma 521]

I can't help it...his pants are like the Abyss...I just can't stop staring.

 

 

 

Is it out of amazement or amusement?

[jack 3]

Hi I'm Jack. Foremerly of UseNet (many many moons ago) ex TKer, currently managing Radio Kingdom. I know some of you well.

 

 

 

Some of you, not so well.

[Tyralak 12,068]

Good to see you, jack. Welcome.

[JillianBacardi 0]

hi boys!hows tricks?

[Ado Mortumee 500]

Greetings. I am the Prophet of Truth, you will now bowdown before me or burn under the firepower of tens of thousands of Covenant ships.

 

 

 

I look foward to the Vs. debates in which I pwn nearly everyone else with a Covenant fleet.

 

 

 

[END TRANSMISSION]

 

 

 

-Truth

[Tyralak 12,068]

Welcome, Prophet of Truth. I moved your debate with Questor to the Other Sci-Fi section. Enjoy the site.

[enigma 521]

Greetings. I am the Prophet of Truth, you will now bowdown before me or burn under the firepower of tens of thousands of Covenant ships.

 

 

 

I look foward to the Vs. debates in which I pwn nearly everyone else with a Covenant fleet.

 

 

 

[END TRANSMISSION]

 

 

 

-Truth

 

 

 

A Dalek can reply to your claim with this, "This isn't war. This is pest control!"

[Ilyanna 0]

Hey there, I'm Ilyanna, I'm from TK, and I was invited by Tyralak, so it's all his fault.....