Tyralak 12,068 Posted March 21, 2011 Post just how tough you are. Yesterday a dog barked at me.... and I mauled HIM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Praeothmin 532 Posted March 21, 2011 Yesterday, a dog tried to bark at me, and I ate it... Raw!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khas 12,158 Posted March 21, 2011 I use bricks as toothpaste and eat toropodes for breakfast! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NX-01 519 Posted March 21, 2011 I hang out in the corona of a star without metaphasic shields. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted March 21, 2011 I got ya's all beat. I live with my in-laws and I am still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Praeothmin 532 Posted March 21, 2011 I have a French heritage and yet I rarely back down from a confrontation... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khas 12,158 Posted March 21, 2011 I'm one-quarter Polish, and I made Dean's List last semester Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NX-01 519 Posted March 21, 2011 I drew cartoons of the prophet Muhammed buttfucking Jesus Christ and mailed copies(with my real name and address) to the Pope and the Middle East. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Praeothmin 532 Posted March 21, 2011 I drew cartoons of the prophet Muhammed buttfucking Jesus Christ and mailed copies(with my real name and address) to the Pope and the Middle East. I took pictures of myself buttfucking (girls dressed as) Jesus-Christ and an Muhammed and sent it (with my real name and address) to the Pope and the Middle East... No, but I did spit on to Coran... No, but i do laugh really hard when people make fun of religion, any religion... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor_Dahar_Master 0 Posted March 21, 2011 I once got bit over a dozen times by a fully grown adult Hydrophis belcheri, after 7 days of writhing around in intense and agonising pain..............i finally put it out of its misery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted March 21, 2011 I once returned a video tape.... WITHOUT rewinding! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted March 21, 2011 I once kicked a tree in the nuts and survived! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted March 21, 2011 Last week I caught a cold, anally raped it, then I shoved it's body in the gutter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted March 21, 2011 I'm so tough that guns are afraid of me. Or.. I'm so tough, I can be at ground zero of a nuke explosion and the shockwave\radiation\etc.. avoids me at all costs. I'm so tough, I held a staring contest with the sun and the sun blinked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted March 22, 2011 I'm so tough, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for ME at night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ado Mortumee 500 Posted March 22, 2011 I'm so tough that Super Honey Badgers run from me. I of course hunt them down and devour them for being wimps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted March 22, 2011 I'm so tough that when I punched the Earth, it cried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NX-01 519 Posted March 22, 2011 I'm so tough, black holes are leftover from where I literally tore the universe new assholes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Praeothmin 532 Posted March 22, 2011 I'm so tough, I got a paper cut yesterday on the tip of my finger, and almost did not cry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khas 12,158 Posted March 22, 2011 Whenever I walk into a room, the Universe plays "One-Winged Angel". Why? It knows better than to cross me if it doesn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Praeothmin 532 Posted March 23, 2011 When walking down a narrow corridor, I came across God. He backed away... And then ran back up to me and speared me in the gut, leaving me in a heap on the floor and laughing at my pain... I almost did not whimper... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted March 23, 2011 I'm so tough, I spent a day in Quebec...... and survived to tell the tale! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Praeothmin 532 Posted March 23, 2011 I'm so tough, I live in Quebec, and have for the last 36 years... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NX-01 519 Posted March 23, 2011 I'm so tough, I live in Quebec, and have for the last 36 years... That doesn't seem so tough.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Praeothmin 532 Posted March 24, 2011 That doesn't seem so tough.... Didn't you hear that terrible accent? Didn't you see the horrible striped shirts? It's tough, I tell you, no wuss can live here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
