Darth Fanboy 0 Posted September 22, 2010 Darth Sidious manages to acquire a Red, Orange, and Yellow power ring simultaneously. (assume that Larfleeze missed this particular orange ring) Wearing more than one type of ring at once is not out of the question given Hal Jordan's simultaneous wearing of Blue and Green although admittedly those two colors have a unique relationship. How fucking nuts is the result? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted September 22, 2010 He still has to face Jason who wields a brown ring of extreme retardation. The bozon field that emanates from him is easily in the Giga TimothyJones range. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Fanboy 0 Posted September 22, 2010 He still has to face Jason who wields a brown ring of extreme retardation. The bozon field that emanates from him is easily in the Giga TimothyJones range. You can end EVERY vs. scenario with that and probably be correct? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khas 12,158 Posted September 22, 2010 Assuming he survives , He'll have to fight Megan Zellner, whose Bozon field is in the DecaJasons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Praeothmin 532 Posted September 22, 2010 Wow, once again we have the retarded comics inventing more stupid story lines because they simply lack the imagination to support ongoing ones: a Red, Orange, and Yellow power ring simultaneously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khas 12,158 Posted September 22, 2010 They have power rings for all seven colors of the rainbow. Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Praeothmin 532 Posted September 22, 2010 So these rings are the DC version of the Care Bears? When you wear them all at once, do you automatically start singin "YMCA" at the top of your lungs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khas 12,158 Posted September 22, 2010 Maybe. Each one corresponds to a different emotion Red = Rage Orange = Avarice Yellow = Fear Green = Willpower Blue = Hope Indigo = Compassion Violet = Love Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Fanboy 0 Posted September 22, 2010 So these rings are the DC version of the Care Bears? When you wear them all at once, do you automatically start singin "YMCA" at the top of your lungs? Well nobody has really worn multiple rings for an extended time except Hal Jordan and he did everything he could to get the blue one off his finger. And the "Care BEar Stare" was actually attempted to no effect on the intended target, it was comical. However I maintain that "Blackest Night" has been just fucking awesome to read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted September 22, 2010 Assuming he survives (retarded smiley) , He'll have to fight Megan Zellner, whose Bozon field is in the DecaJasons. I don't know, from what you've told us, Megan is just gullible and naive and she'd probably believe everything Jason says. That is if she can understand him. Jason on the other hand, is completely the opposite. While yes he is very much retarded but unlike Megan, he's not gullible, he is rather stubborn, and denser than a neutron star. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 521 Posted September 25, 2010 Okay then, Sean Sisco. Sean is just plain dumb. Very harmless because his idiocy will ensure an early demise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khas 12,158 Posted September 25, 2010 How does a guy who REPEATEDLY says super-spicy lollipops can send a starship off course sound "just plain dumb"? That sounds like a special kind of stupid to me. Not to mention the fact that by HIMSELF, he wrecked the class photo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites