Darth Fanboy

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Read on further and a poster named "Danny" responds to the posts as if they were real even though the troll was revealed as such! Simply mind boggling!

"Guys ther is a terribel problem, a Admiral is mad at are team." Jason said "Why Jason we are the MACOs and pretty much blow everything up did you sex his wife?" "No but I culd hav." said Jason "He is mad because our MACO ships are better fighters than other starffeet and he thinks we will overthrow fedeation, but he is wrong because we ar good guyuz." "Leader JAson I have an idea what if we wide beam phaers the empier." "That is a good idea, begin bild the exocomps too so we can have better ship." witht he exocomps axctive the excomps began to bild a data for the team so theyy have another guy but a problm akurrs! "The dominion and empire are sending a founder jedi after you JAson and the mean Admiral is letting him into our tertoryr." "that is ok I learn sword from warf." Then they fight and Jason win because of wide beam batleth.

The MACO teem was cherrin another battle win but a ditresd call cae m in to Jason the current leader of the MACOS. "hello Mr president how are you." '"I am good Jason you are a grate leave of the MACOS and your exocomp invention vpuld help us withn war with EMPEIR but now a big chwalene. "I will do it np problem." "Are you shur ypj might does I you go." '"It is OK fit for my cheddar barrel go. Very well a guy is dead lets de fire. Oh no we will edefeater klimgonsssx that are in e,pire.

The MACOS won every fight but they got into another one and needed more so they made some out of DATAS "But how to bild" Said Jason as he was think how to biuld a data. "It is hard but aha I learned how to build EXOCOMP AT SETION 31 SPY TRANING" So the Jason made exocomps and then the exocompms to a data pineapples. "ok datas you are like the real data but you fight more I program you how to use BATLETH TOO!" Jason was only humabn BATLETH champion he learned from warf. "Ok guise les go fite the EMPERIE" ..... "BALS" yelled Darth Enigma who was very mad because the MACOS killing stromtoopers "I HAET MACOS" thankfully the MACOS were winning. wid beem phazers had killed all the stromtroppersz but aslo there were waklers die too. "We hav them on the run." said Jason. LAter he would see boobs.

Would a non trekkie be even halfway interested? Some parts of the gameplay interest me, but I don't want to spend a lot of time running around being a courier, i'd be looking to blow shit up.

+http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=150247 Testing my theory that the antics of one JasonB could possibly the work of a troll designed to lure those who think that forums are SERIOUS BUSINESS into looking silly.

guys sorry about no updaet but I am working very hard on fanfics promise but it is hrad to wreit and also saem teim to do the other projects which is drawing a MACO on my lunchbox.

You said it yourself.

CHAPTER 4 The unthinkable happen. THE DEATH STAR IS AT EARTH. "Ok Guys" Jason said as the MACO Fighters went through space shooting down ten TIE FIGHTERS each. "This is a real battle. The Death Star is going to blow up Earth, this is a different worse Death Star but I know we can do it because for once we have SURFACE DEFENSES. "That is right JAson" everyone said simultaneously as they remembered the storeys of the early MACOs destroying enemy time travel ships like crazy. The MACO fighters and a hundred starfleet ships plus the surface defenses started shooting their phasers and torpeedos. "At least they are not adaptable like Borg" thought JAson. "All fighters continue to shoot that big dish area because that is a superlaser for sure." The fighters blew it up. "Not done yet." The Jason led MACO fighters then all joined up to attack the death star but on their way they killed two star destroyers and a super star destroyer to help the battel. Then they flew in through the hole in the middle of the death star like they saw X Wings do before to blow up the core and they did. But before the Death Star exploded Jason realized something "The explosion will hurt Earth," so he calleder General Admiral LEader. "We need to beam the explosion away." "Jason this is leader, where should we beam it to?" "BEam it to the Borg that will help us." So they did and Starfleet won again. Soda pops and chips for everyone back at the base and also Beverly Crusher roooowwwwrrrrr.

JUST LEIK MY FANFIC LOL.

Never explicitly stated in the film but mentioned in other sources somewhere. Eseential Guide maybe?

The Death Star has other turbolasers that could be used in a more conventional bombardment, so while if by some miracle they destroyed the superlaser (another debate for another time) they would still have to contend with Turbolasers, Ion Cannons, and of course the TIE Fighters.

But we aren't sure if the 29 Breen ships were of the same size and strength as the Romulan/Cardie ones. The damage done to San Francisco did not appear to be as great as we would expect from capital ships. Which is why I admitted the Breen force could have been larger than I thought if in fact they were engaging a Federation fleet in orbit while the Breen fighters ran around undisputed.

Chapter 3 "Ok guys you all know how this works so lets do it." The MACOs, armed with their super new tactical armors that have personal force fields ran through the borg cube killing all of the Borgs. Unlike most times when starfleet guys went on a Borg cube, the borg attacks MACOs right away because they are a total threat. The Borg had assimilated Darth Quester of the EMPIER and the Borg had now assimilated the Force! The MAcos had to blow up Borg Cube of Jedi Borg before it could use the Force on planets. "Okay MACOs" say the Leader. "After this fight I am retiring and JAson to be the new leader because he is extra good. He might be Jedi too actually." "Leader I will do you proud" The MACOS ran to the middle of the ship killed more Borg and threw Grenades and then they beamed out. They had new ships where they all had their own Defiant that could be ran by one person thanks to computers and extra androids copied from Data and B4. "Okay MACOs good job JAson you are LEader now. I am promoted to General Admiral." "Just doing my job sir." "JASON LOOK OUT." There was ANOTHER DEATH STAR. IT FIRED THE SUPER LASRER. BUT THE LEADERS DEFIANT GOT INT HE WAY. "MY SHIELDS ARE HOLDING BUT I MIGHT DIE" The Defiants sheild holding up against the Death Star gun but it was not going to hold for long So Jason Flew to the trench and fire quantum torpedoes down the Death Star to blow it up. But unlike Star War X Wing He just did it from far away because he is better shot and has a little Force power too now that Force is available. Leader survived barely. "I knew I could count on you Jason." "Thanks General Admiral LEader." .... MEANWHILE ON THE EMPIER PLANET "The MACOs are defeating me too much. I wil have to deal with them soon...." said the EMPORER.