Palpatine in DC's "Blackest Night"

[Darth Fanboy 0]

Darth Sidious manages to acquire a Red, Orange, and Yellow power ring simultaneously. (assume that Larfleeze missed this particular orange ring)

 

 

 

Wearing more than one type of ring at once is not out of the question given Hal Jordan's simultaneous wearing of Blue and Green although admittedly those two colors have a unique relationship.

 

 

 

How fucking nuts is the result?

[enigma 521]

He still has to face Jason who wields a brown ring of extreme retardation. The bozon field that emanates from him is easily in the Giga TimothyJones range.

[Darth Fanboy 0]

He still has to face Jason who wields a brown ring of extreme retardation. The bozon field that emanates from him is easily in the Giga TimothyJones range.

 

 

 

You can end EVERY vs. scenario with that and probably be correct?

[enigma 521]

Yup.

[Khas 12,158]

Assuming he survives , He'll have to fight Megan Zellner, whose Bozon field is in the DecaJasons.

[Praeothmin 532]

Wow, once again we have the retarded comics inventing more stupid story lines because they simply lack the imagination to support ongoing ones:

 

a Red, Orange, and Yellow power ring simultaneously.

 

 

 

[Khas 12,158]

They have power rings for all seven colors of the rainbow.

 

 

 

Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet.

[Praeothmin 532]

So these rings are the DC version of the Care Bears?

 

When you wear them all at once, do you automatically start singin "YMCA" at the top of your lungs?

[Khas 12,158]

Maybe. Each one corresponds to a different emotion

 

 

 

Red = Rage

 

Orange = Avarice

 

Yellow = Fear

 

Green = Willpower

 

Blue = Hope

 

Indigo = Compassion

 

Violet = Love

[Darth Fanboy 0]

So these rings are the DC version of the Care Bears?

 

When you wear them all at once, do you automatically start singin "YMCA" at the top of your lungs?

 

 

 

Well nobody has really worn multiple rings for an extended time except Hal Jordan and he did everything he could to get the blue one off his finger.

 

 

 

And the "Care BEar Stare" was actually attempted to no effect on the intended target, it was comical. However I maintain that "Blackest Night" has been just fucking awesome to read.

[enigma 521]

Assuming he survives (retarded smiley) , He'll have to fight Megan Zellner, whose Bozon field is in the DecaJasons.

 

 

 

I don't know, from what you've told us, Megan is just gullible and naive and she'd probably believe everything Jason says. That is if she can understand him.

 

 

 

Jason on the other hand, is completely the opposite. While yes he is very much retarded but unlike Megan, he's not gullible, he is rather stubborn, and denser than a neutron star.

[enigma 521]

Okay then, Sean Sisco.

 

 

 

Sean is just plain dumb. Very harmless because his idiocy will ensure an early demise.

[Khas 12,158]

How does a guy who REPEATEDLY says super-spicy lollipops can send a starship off course sound "just plain dumb"? That sounds like a special kind of stupid to me. Not to mention the fact that by HIMSELF, he wrecked the class photo.