My life should be a lifetime drama.

[Airlocke 12,014]

So, I'm just a starving, overworked college student. Nothing out of the ordinary. For me. My family, on the other hand, is fucked beyond belief. My sister is currently dating this dude who is in jail for credit card and property theft, as well as vandalism and drug charges. She is about to flunk out of college because he made her skip a ton of classes, and she just spent 6 grand on a car that he begged her to buy him. Also, he works at a FUCKING BOB EVANS and is a registered sex offender. All this, and I'm the bad guy because I forgot to call and wish my brother a happy bday until a week late. Haha, isn't life awesome.

[Tyralak 12,068]

Holy crap. I feel so much better about my life now. That sucks ass, man.

[Airlocke 12,014]

Holy crap. I feel so much better about my life now. That sucks ass, man.

 

 

 

That was actually the point of this thread. Congrats Ty! You caught on immediately. Rep points.

[Airlocke 12,014]

No, seriously though, I've just found out about all of this, and have been sworn to secrecy. Apparently my absolute rage and condescension would only make things worse...Anyway, needed to say SOMETHING to SOMEBODY. So, why not tell the people on the internet. It's just like telling an imaginary friend, only this way you get responses.

[Guest Dr Dave]

That's some stuff...

[Airlocke 12,014]

Waiting for "I was frozen today!"

[Guest Dr Dave]

I can't think of any non joke posts to make about the omg dramaz.

[Airlocke 12,014]

I can't think of any non joke posts to make about the omg dramaz.

 

 

 

Joke posts are more than acceptable. Come on, this is the internet. I kinda expected some rude posts about how no one gives a fuck. Things like "Keep your problems to yourself!" that kinda shit. I'm almost disappointed.

[Tyralak 12,068]

I can't think of any non joke posts to make about the omg dramaz.

 

 

 

Then it may be best to make light of the situation in order to take his mind off of it. Perhaps this will help:

 

 

 

[Airlocke 12,014]

Then it may be best to make light of the situation in order to take his mind off of it. Perhaps this will help:

 

 

 

 

[Guest Dr Dave]

Joke posts are more than acceptable. Come on, this is the internet. I kinda expected some rude posts about how no one gives a fuck. Things like "Keep your problems to yourself!" that kinda shit. I'm almost disappointed.

 

 

 

No no, we like hearing about problems.

 

 

 

Have you considered telling the story to Jerry Springer?

[Airlocke 12,014]

No no, we like hearing about problems.

 

 

 

Have you considered telling the story to Jerry Springer?

 

 

 

No but I have considered murdering the fucker. I hate that bastard.

[Guest Dr Dave]

Best not to go to jail over such people.

[Airlocke 12,014]

Who said I would get caught? *evil laugh*

 

 

 

Seriously, though. Guy is the biggest of sleezebags.

[Khas 12,158]

So, I'm just a starving, overworked college student. Nothing out of the ordinary. For me. My family, on the other hand, is fucked beyond belief. My sister is currently dating this dude who is in jail for credit card and property theft, as well as vandalism and drug charges. She is about to flunk out of college because he made her skip a ton of classes, and she just spent 6 grand on a car that he begged her to buy him. Also, he works at a FUCKING BOB EVANS and is a registered sex offender. All this, and I'm the bad guy because I forgot to call and wish my brother a happy bday until a week late. Haha, isn't life awesome.

 

 

 

Good God! And I thought my life sucked in the second semester of eleventh grade... Ouch...

[Airlocke 12,014]

Registered sex offender vs. Raycav.....

[Guest Dr Dave]

Who said I would get caught? *evil laugh*

 

 

 

Seriously, though. Guy is the biggest of sleezebags.

 

 

 

Most people who are criminals get caught eventually.

[Tyralak 12,068]

Most people who are criminals get caught eventually.

 

 

 

Or elected.

[Guest Dr Dave]

heh