Post every time you enter, and rep whoring thread. (NSFW, thanks to Praeothmin)

[Khas 12,158]

He's BAAAAACK!

[The Stair Master 101]

Don't look now man! Spirals of Confetti rain from Saturn!

[Ado Mortumee 500]

I found the flamethrower! CHARGE!

 

***INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DURANDAL***

 

I don’t believe it is necessary for me to state the personality disorders evident in an individual who enjoys, or more accurately revels, in spraying their enemies with flaming napalm aerosol.

 

Insanely yours, Durandal

 

***END MESSAGE***

[Ado Mortumee 500]

[Afishymeadow 534]

[Afishymeadow 534]

Patrick Stewart was BORN to play Gandolph!

[The Stair Master 101]

Nylon Steve is my homeboy!

[Ado Mortumee 500]

Hm... flamethrower didn't work.

 

Time to take off and nuke TSM from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Ado Mortumee 500]

:gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir:

 

We're going to sing the Doom Song now!

[The Stair Master 101]

I like horses! They bring fishpaste to the world, and fishpaste is joy!

[Khas 12,158]

 

The fuck are you smokin', boy?

[Airlocke 12,014]

I'd say large amounts of every drug ever invented. Because why the fuck not?

[Khas 12,158]

That might be the only thing to adequately explain it.

[Afishymeadow 534]

and AREN'T aficionados!

 

WHERE ARE THEY?!?!

 

Yo' NX-01?

 

Yo' ESAD?

 

[Afishymeadow 534]

Some Trekanados should FORGET about the science &/or technicalities of the nu1701 becoming a submarine for a mission on some far flung Alpha or Beta Quadrant world. Due to TREKnicalities it can do it! Anyway, Trekanados, & aficionados in general, should like & appreaciate the visual & artistic beauty of that scene in STxII.

[Afishymeadow 534]

[Khas 12,158]

[Khas 12,158]

[Ado Mortumee 500]

T-minus 4 days, 3 hours, and 21 minutes until total world domination! Ha! Who would have ever suspected an Evil Overlord to use cute little pastle colored ponies and the things they’ve assimilated to conquer the world?

[Khas 12,158]

[Dr. Weird]GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! THE FORCE ASSEMBLED TO STOP THIS MENACE![/Dr. Weird]

 

[Ado Mortumee 500]

*Grins*

 

Execute order 117.

 

*Eyes of the enemy force glow white before turning around to face Khas*

 

What? Did you truly think I would be stupid enough to reveal my plans if there was any unassimilated forces left that were powerful enough to oppose me? Please don’t insult me like that.

 

Time was your ally human. Now it has abandoned. This tomb is now yours.

 

*Has Alicorn minion fling Khas into sun*

[Khas 12,158]

FOOLS!

 

*casts Balefire at the alicorn*

 

http://wot.wikia.com/wiki/Balefire

[Ado Mortumee 500]

*Watches as absolutely nothing happens*

 

Don't you remember the other night? You "gifted" all of your powers to the Blood Ravens.

 

Now where was I?... Oh, yes:

 

RISE MY STRIKE LEGIONNAIRES! RISE UP AND DESTROY THOSE WHO DARE TO OPPOSE ME!

[Khas 12,158]

Really? Strike Legion?

 

In that case, only one thing to do.

​OMNIVERSAL BALEFIRE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Ado Mortumee 500]

*Watches as nothing happens again*

 

And with that anticlimactic post I must now ask: Where in the Omniverse is the Primarch of the Blood Ravens AKA Carmen Sandiego?

 

Hehehehe... Having a theft who’s stolen stuff like the concept of language and even the entire Milky Way Galaxy on your side is really helpful in these kinds of situations.

 

And now I grow bored of this.

 

*Vaporizes Khas with Forerunner Scattershot*