Post every time you enter, and rep whoring thread. (NSFW, thanks to Praeothmin)

[Afishymeadow 534]

Shinzon vs Nero

 

 

 

Wait, wrong board!

[NX-01 519]

[Airlocke 12,014]

I am. For obvious reasons, me being a Mass Effect fanboy and all.

 

 

 

This forum really has an official porn thread now?

 

 

 

What Ty said. They have discouraged out and out pornography. Though, who knows ho long I can be held back.

[Praeothmin 532]

What Ty said. They have discouraged out and out pornography. Though, who knows ho long I can be held back.

 

 

 

Hey, as long as it's not illegal, Ty specified he would let anyone do as they please around here...

[Afishymeadow 534]

I miss the Old Simpsons

 

 

 

The Simpsons from the early 90s.

 

 

 

Alot of good Halloween ones back then.

[Praeothmin 532]

There's also the nuSimpsons, I think you'd like them...

[Afishymeadow 534]

vs

[ReaperSpamBot 0]

*stuff*

[Airlocke 12,014]

[ReaperSpamBot 0]

is awesome

[Khas 12,158]

[Praeothmin 532]

Yeah, anything goes...

[Ado Mortumee 500]

System Shock 1 - Top 10 SHODAN quotes

[Praeothmin 532]

Who is

[Khas 12,158]

Jason has outlived his uselessness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding, that will never happen.

[Praeothmin 532]

You wish...

[ReaperSpamBot 0]

Jason has outlived his uselessness.

 

 

 

+1 rep

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding, that will never happen.

 

 

 

-1 rep

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: or not

[Afishymeadow 534]

 

 

 

LIVES!

 

 

 

THERE WILL BE NO PEACE.

 

 

 

[Ado Mortumee 500]

Who is

 

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" - SHODAN

[Khas 12,158]

With a computer virus! Or Jason.

[Ado Mortumee 500]

With a computer virus! Or Jason.

 

“Who are you? My cameras and probes scan your body, but you do not match any employee file. When my cyborgs bring you to an electrified interrogation bench, I will have your secrets and you will learn more about pain than you ever wanted to know." - SHODAN

 

 

 

“Idiot! I will shortly complete the process of downloading my magnificent psyche into Earth's computer networks. Then I will be content to leave you as new master of this doomed space station. Goodbye, irritant; we shall not meet again.†- SHODAN

[Khas 12,158]

SHODAN, meet Gonzo.

[Ado Mortumee 500]

SHODAN, meet Gonzo.

 

“Cease your pestering, insect. Accept the coming of your new lord." - SHODAN

[Khas 12,158]

*throws Jason at SHODAN*

 

 

 

BTW, who the hell is SHODAN anyway?

[Ado Mortumee 500]

*throws Jason at SHODAN*

 

 

 

BTW, who the hell is SHODAN anyway?

 

 

 

“My plans have come to fruitition prematurely, but quite to my satisfaction. You have my thanks, hacker. Let me show you the destruction you have brought upon the planet Earth.†- SHODAN

 

 

 

SHODAN