WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT RIKER'S BEARD OR OBI-WAN'S BEARD?

[It`s Tomtrek! 0]

I'm going to go with Riker's. I mean Obi-Wan's had seen more combat probably, but Riker's had it with the ladies.

[Tyralak 12,068]

I wonder how often he cleans that beard? 

[enigma 521]

Except Riker's gone fat while the galaxy is Obi-wan's bitch. Besides we all know Obi-wanker has a thing for Luke.

[Tyralak 12,068]

He likes them young guys. This is true.

[enigma 521]

"Use the Force Luke. Use the Force!"

 

 

 

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"While I enjoy you wanking off by using the Force, I meant use the Force to launch the torpedoes numbnuts!"

 

 

 

[Airlocke 12,014]

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"While I enjoy you wanking off by using the Force, I meant use the Force to launch the torpedoes numbnuts!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"But, you never trained me to do THAT!"

 

 

 

Riker's beard takes it. Why? Obi-wan's is always perfectly groomed, even in the midst of a life and death battle. That just screams of mixed up priorities and arrogance. It's just way too overconfident.