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Bronies vs. Hipsters

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How does this fight go?

 

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Well, the question is, could you actually get enough hipsters together to put up a sizable force? I mean, if they're being true to the hipster "philosophy", they always go against the tide, so if other hipsters are preparing for a fight, the rest should just leave.

 

However, if the Bronies are being true to their philosophy of "love and tolerate," then assumedly they're not going to put up much of a fight. Still, they do tend to be quite a bit easier to get together than hipsters, so they've definitely got numbers going for them.

 

SOo here's how it'd go, assuming both sides are staying true to their respective philosophies:

 

A large group of bronies would stand on on one end of the field of battle, just standing there, probably bursting out into a spontaneous musical number from FiM every now and then (You'd be surprised how often this actually happens). A lone hipster (We'll call him Gonzalo) stands at the other end, Pabst-blue ribbon in hand. He charges down the hill and faces his first opponent. The Brony, true to his oath, just takes it, steadfastly loving and tolerating the man punching him. After about thirty-three more beatdowns, however, Gonzalo grows weary of his needless violence against his fellow man and collapses. The bronies, having no more opposition, claim victory by default.

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How does this fight go?

 

:mystery:

 

They are both faggots and should die in fire.

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I happen to know the "n00b" in question.

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What? Can't a guy spam his own thread?

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