Khas 12,158 Posted January 17, 2018 So, by act of Random Omnipotent Being (ROB), about 50 or so Tribbles... Have ended up on the planet Ach-To - specifically, the island that Luke was hiding out on. During their stay, the Tribbles run afoul of some of Ach-To's most well-known animals, the Porgs: For reasons known only to animals, the two species have now entered a direct competition for resources. Which one comes out on top? Tribbles, or Porgs? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IkaikaKekai 10,518 Posted January 18, 2018 Tribbles. They born pregnant and will quickly swallow the island in fur. There seems to be very few if any natural predators for Porgs, so unless the porgs get wise and roll the little fuckers into the ocean to be munched on by big fish they're gonna lose. I don't think Chewie can make enough Tribble Stew and Tribble Sausage to hold back the tide. And then the Klingons will show up and put a blockade around the planet and send down eradication teams, then one will report what the found to the High Council, and then we'll have Klingon Force users. WHY! WHY ROB!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites