Khas 12,158 Posted March 13, 2017 Alright, as many of you know (and many of you may not know), we here at ASVS have determined that idiots give off a type of elementary particle, called the Bozon - the particle of stupidity. However, recently, I was able to determine that there is not one type of Bozon, but three. They are: The T-Bozon (or "Trek-Bozon", given off by rabid Trekkies) The W-Bozon (or "Wars-Bozon", given off by rabid Warsies) The N-Bozon (or "Neutral-Bozon", given off by rabid fans of other franchises and regular idiots. They are also produced when T-Bozons and W-Bozons interact.) Thus, people like Timothy Jones and KirkSkywalker are sources of T-Bozons, while people like Wes Hutchings and StarWarsStarTrek are sources of W-Bozons. Sources of N-Bozons would include people like DiegoWolfFox, the various members of New Age Posting, Jack's Dancers, and so on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khas 12,158 Posted March 14, 2017 Heads up. Some members of my research team have alerted me to the possible existence of the 5-Bozon, a type created by rabid Fivers. However, more research is needed before I can definitively say if this one exists or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites