Recalibration of the Bozon Field

[Khas 12,158]

Alright, as many of you know (and many of you may not know), we here at ASVS have determined that idiots give off a type of elementary particle, called the Bozon - the particle of stupidity.  However, recently, I was able to determine that there is not one type of Bozon, but three.  They are:

 

The T-Bozon (or "Trek-Bozon", given off by rabid Trekkies)

 

The W-Bozon (or "Wars-Bozon", given off by rabid Warsies)

 

The N-Bozon (or "Neutral-Bozon", given off by rabid fans of other franchises and regular idiots.  They are also produced when T-Bozons and W-Bozons interact.)

 

Thus, people like Timothy Jones and KirkSkywalker are sources of T-Bozons, while people like Wes Hutchings and StarWarsStarTrek are sources of W-Bozons.  Sources of N-Bozons would include people like DiegoWolfFox, the various members of New Age Posting, Jack's Dancers, and so on.

[Khas 12,158]

Heads up.  Some members of my research team have alerted me to the possible existence of the 5-Bozon, a type created by rabid Fivers.  However, more research is needed before I can definitively say if this one exists or not.