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Vader999's Greatest Hits!

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As some of you know, Vader999 is a rabid Warsie I've run into on deviantArt. Basically, he's the Pro-Wars' side's version of Jason. Here are some of his finest hits:

 

- Claiming Darth Nihlius could suck out Q's life energy.

 

- Claiming that the Federation is a thousand years old.

 

- Claiming that George Lucas said that SW fans get to pick their own canon.

 

- Using Outdated SDN pages.

 

- Claiming that I'm not a SW fan, therefore, I'm unable to pick my own canon. Despite the fact that I've said that I have the movies, some novels, and technical books, among other SW merchandise.

 

- Claiming that Darwinian Evolution is a poorly thought-out theory.

 

- Ignoring any high-yield ST claims.

 

Really, I could go on, but what's the point?

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As some of you know, Vader999 is a rabid Warsie I've run into on deviantArt. Basically, he's the Pro-Wars' side's version of Jason. Here are some of his finest hits:

 

- Claiming Darth Nihlius could suck out Q's life energy.

 

- Claiming that the Federation is a thousand years old.

 

- Claiming that George Lucas said that SW fans get to pick their own canon.

 

- Using Outdated SDN pages.

 

- Claiming that I'm not a SW fan, therefore, I'm unable to pick my own canon. Despite the fact that I've said that I have the movies, some novels, and technical books, among other SW merchandise.

 

- Claiming that Darwinian Evolution is a poorly thought-out theory.

 

- Ignoring any high-yield ST claims.

 

Really, I could go on, but what's the point?

 

A Disciple of Wong?

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Maybe. However, he's dissed Darwin, so who knows.

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Oh yeah, he's also claimed that the only SW authors who don't support the ICS are those who've fallen from grace.

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And the fact that in his favorites on deviantArt is a stamp that says that "Believing homosexuality is a sin isn't hatred or homophobia".

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GAH! He's at it again! He's just claimed that in the movies hyperspace travel was instantaneous even if going from one end of the galaxy to the other.

 

Vader999:

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Okay, Vader999 has now claimed:

 

-That an ISD can destroy a planet all by itself over time. As in, reduce it to asteroids. Despite the fact that in ANH, Han said that "The entire Star Fleet couldn't blow the whole planet away" when talking about Alderaan.

 

- That "The Die Is Cast" should be inadmissible because there are no planetary shields or civilizations on the Founder's Homeworld.

 

HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

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I... wh...? the... fuck? This Vader999 truly is the anti-Jason. There is no other explanation for this level of idiocy.

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Just wait til tomorrow. He's going to say something so stupid reality might warp. If he and Jason ever meet, the resulting Bozon field would reduce all sentient life in the galaxy to primordial ooze.

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And Vader999 is back! His newest move is calling the ICS G-Canon.

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As some of you know, Vader999 is a rabid Warsie I've run into on deviantArt. Basically, he's the Pro-Wars' side's version of Jason. Here are some of his finest hits:

 

- Claiming Darth Nihlius could suck out Q's life energy.

 

- Claiming that the Federation is a thousand years old.

 

- Claiming that George Lucas said that SW fans get to pick their own canon.

 

- Using Outdated SDN pages.

 

- Claiming that I'm not a SW fan, therefore, I'm unable to pick my own canon. Despite the fact that I've said that I have the movies, some novels, and technical books, among other SW merchandise.

 

- Claiming that Darwinian Evolution is a poorly thought-out theory.

 

- Ignoring any high-yield ST claims.

 

Really, I could go on, but what's the point?

 

No point: he's a complete nut.

 

1. Q is Q. Nuff said.

 

2. Lack of info on the Federation's age.

 

3. Uh, no.

 

4. I've seen people use outdated SDN pages before: lots.

 

5. :rolleyes:

 

6. No comment: I'm Jewish.

 

7. Like I said, he is a complete nut.

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6. No comment: I'm Jewish.

 

And I'm Christian, although, in a VERY loose sense of the word. More like a Buddhist, only Abrahamic. And I'm an Evolutionist. Being religious and being an evolutionist aren't mutually exclusive.

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Hell, Darwin was flat out troubled by his own findings, being a very devout Christian. It's sad that not many people ever remember this.

 

But, I have Creationist friends, and I don't hold someone's religion against them. Well, unless they take it to extremes. Like Westboro.

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Basically, as long as you don't try to force your religion on others, I'll be cool

 

NOTE: I don't mean you in particular. This applies to everyone.

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So any chance of convincing Vader999 to show up here? Because I am bored and he's just stupid enough argue in favor of the GE in a to Forerunner Vs Galactic Empire thread.

 

Edit: Or maybe Strike Legion Imperium Vs. Galactic Empire instead.:devil:

Edited by Ado Mortumee
EVIL!

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:evil:

 

Eh, he probably won't. Unless you talk to him, because there is no way I'm opening that can of derp again.

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Hm… What to do then? *Strokes his manly stubble. Looks at T‘lonak‘s post* You! Nameless Peon #000000002! Bring this imbecile here* so that We may amuse Ourselves by crushing his pathetic arguments.

 

*Twirls mustache*

 

*I attempted to go to him months ago when this thread was still fairly new. The comments never loaded properly so I didn't even bother making an account on DA.

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We can just use the "search" function to find him.

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Huh... that didn't work last. This time it did. I must have done something to piss of the Dark Lord Murhpy several months ago I guess.

 

*Turns to Nameless Peon #00000002* Nevermind. We have found him Ourselves. You're dismissed for now.

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He's also a Glenn Beck supporter! Dear God...

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