Grandtheftcow 0 Posted September 29, 2009 Fmylife is a collection of entirely fictional anecdotes passed off as real events. At least they can provide a few laughs. An example. Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted September 30, 2009 Fmylife is a collection of entirely fictional anecdotes passed off as real events. At least they can provide a few laughs. An example. Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML OK, that's just funny. I'm going to check this place out right away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NX-01 519 Posted September 30, 2009 Fmylife is a collection of entirely fictional anecdotes passed off as real events. At least they can provide a few laughs. An example. Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML Wait.....they're fake? Well that certainly makes them not as funny as I thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legendm 1 Posted September 30, 2009 Is anyone else as sick and tired of hearing people say 'fuck my life' as much as I am? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyralak 12,068 Posted September 30, 2009 Is anyone else as sick and tired of hearing people say 'fuck my life' as much as I am? I've never actually heard the phrase until now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paul 11,988 Posted September 30, 2009 um while I'm sure the person that posted it on FMylife was bullshitting... sadly enough that's happened to me (honest to god no joke) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
