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...become an internet meme? My money's on Jason, but you never know.

I like his "Toropodes"...

 

Are they like Tortoises?

 

When they approach enemy targets, they hide their heads in their shells before impact?

I think they're more like some sort of Greek or Italian food.

BTW: If they are, could you send me the recipe?

Uh, considering that the 31st century UFP has time travel, they could just go back and blow up the Irken homeworld before life formed on it. And considering how you never specified when in Dune this takes place, in, I'm going to say after the Scattering, so they would have numbers on their side. But then again, I know next to zilch about Invader Zim, so I'm just going to post this and see what fanboy rant comes flying my way.

True, True. But I can't help but feel a _tiny bit of sorrow for the Obsidian Order.

Edit: And the Dominion War never happens.

Okay, let's say that in 2370, a freighter drops off its cargo at Cardassia Prime. However, stowed away in the cargo are these life-forms. What is the end result of their presence on Cardassia?

Definitely. I remember thinking this was a great episode even back when I first saw it as a rerun in 1996, when I was 5.

At that time, the Klingons were also at war with the Cardassians. If the Klingons went to war with the Federation, most likely the UFP and Cardassians would have become allies, because they faced a common enemy. And once their arch-enemies were under attack, the Romulans might have joined the war on the side of the Federation and Cardassians. It would be more the fact that the Klingons were going up against so many opponents that the Klingon Empire would have been destroyed.

As for the Federation and Klingons winning the Dominion War, they only did that after they got help from the Romulans, and at the very end, the Cardassians. Also, Odo sending the cure to the Female Changeling might have had something to do with that.

I don't see any repenting...

Who at the same time was Falcon Punched.

When the two collided, it should have created a field of pure Win, but Weegee stared at it, and Jason was spawned.

And what if my avatar was meant to be silly? How can you mockingly laugh at something meant to be laughed at?

Blah blah blah blah durrrrrrr googa gagoo heehaheeheehee duh doyee shmeck glop.

Try learning English, Jason. Baby-talk is discouraged for intelligent debates. Wait... This isn't one. Well then. Keep it up!

Can everyone just shut up about Chuck Norris? It was cute back in 2006, but now it's 2010. Just STOP!!!

P.S. The only reason I put all those Captain Falcon facts was just to serve as a counterpoint to all the Chuck Norris facts.

There's no way to know if the Breen Energy Dissipator was an Ion Cannon or not. Once again, you're just making yourself into an idiot, Jason.

Jason, just shut up. An exact quote by Picard was, and I know that it's been said before on this thread, is that the Federation would have to surrender in six months.

Also, what's the last syllable in "surrender"? Der, which if you change the "e" to a "u", would be the noise you've been making for this entire thread. And since, this is a long thread, Here's what you sound like:

"Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Aaaaaand, that's the second time you've posted that video in this thread.

But TNG era, as always, has been infected with Rodenberry's pacifism (among other things), and I can certainly see the Space Hippies having disbanded any type of Marine Corps as too aggressive for their "non-military explorer" image.

If anything, the Marines would either be special forces in that time, or humanitarian aid for extreme disasters, much like the U.S. Marines were among the first to provide aid in the 2004 tsunami.

And Jason,

To be honest, Chuck Norris "facts" stopped being funny or accurate about four years ago. Just get over your nostalgia, Prophet.

The main reason why I don't watch it is because of how it butchers the legal system. Here's a VG Cats comic explaining how: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=61

Anything Chuck can do, Captain Falcon can do better...

Captain Falcon pwns both of them.

What if Jason walked into a cloning machine, three thousand clones were produced, and they all logged in to SDN?

Oh, and here's his Pearl Harbor fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4907370/1/Pearl_Harbor. I never knew anyone could abuse science that badly. And boy, is this abuse a doozy.

*shoots off fireworks*

Might as well pit the Predator against the Power Puff Girls or the K.N.D.

Except for the slight fact that Predators don't attack children. And yes, I mean the extraterrestrial Predators, Enigma.

Okay. First, I'll review da Orks.

In Warhammer 40,000, Orks are a race of green-skinned humanoids who are actually animal-fungus hybrids. They're all male, so they reproduce by releasing spores, just like fungi. The reason behind this is that they were genetically engineered to be a warrior race, and they go to war because they think it's fun. Also, because of this, they're the most common race in the galaxy. Orks also have a powerful psychic field that they generate called Waaagh!. A Waaagh!'s power increases with more Orks, and is also the Orks' name for a large army. The Waaagh! also works as a reality bender, and Ork technology is based on the premise that if the Orks think it will work, it will. Given the fact that Orks are generally stupid, this leads to technology that will defy common sense, and even the laws of physics. For example, if you could convince an Ork that a shotgun will fire homing banana cream pies that explode upon impact, it will. The pies will just appear out of nowhere. As long as an Ork thinks that his shoota (gun) is fully loaded, it will be. An amusing example of this was when a squadron of Ork planes was just flying along, and it wasn't until the flyboyz (pilots) noticed that they were out of fuel, did the planes stop flying and crash to the ground. The funny thing is, the planes ran out of fuel hours earlier. However, if a non-Ork tries using Ork tech, it won't work. Also, Orks believe that if a machine is painted red, it will go faster.

Ork Boyz:

Some Orks were genetically engineered with the knowledge to fulfill certain jobs. They are:

Mekboyz(Engineers)

Mad Doks (Doctors)

Flyboyz (Pilots)

Brewerz (Beer Brewers)

Runtherdz (Slave Tenders)

Speedfreaks (Orks who, instead of wanting to fight, become addicted to going incredibly fast, usually on motorcycles, painted red.)

Ork Infantry Weapons:

Shootas (Guns)

Choppas (Axes)

Burnas (Flamethrowers)

Religion:

Orks believe in two gods, Gork, and Mork. Gork is the god of brutal cunning, while Mork is the god of cunning brutality. The difference? Gork hits you when you aren't looking, Mork hits you really hard when you are.

Okay, for Orks, let's say Waaagh! Asskicka, which is several billion strong invades the world of Pokemon. Anyone who remembers the '90's should remember that piece of shit. (Even if we were too young to realize it was shit at the time!)

P.S. This is just a comedic thread. The only reason I gave this analysis is because Questor asked for it. And who am I to disagree with a mod?