Khas

A SECRET FACILITY IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

The man known as "Khas" stood watching as the ships of the Cult of Wong entered orbit, and sighed. Not these fuckwits again!!! He thought. He watched as they began broadcasting their waves of stupidity that would make the one known as "Jason" cringe. Beside him, his two companions stood. The first was a Borg drone who had been seperated from the Collective, named Twelve of Eighty. The second was Kal'Storven, a Lord of Change - a high-ranking Daemon of Tzeentch. Both of them watched as the Wongless adversaries parked their fleet in orbit. Khas sighed again. The Cult of Wong just wouldn't learn, no matter how badly they had their asses handed to them.

"I think it's time we sent them a warning. Twelve, Kal'Storven, bring me the movie collection." The two looked at each other with alarmed looks on their faces. The movies were by far the worst torture anyone could inflict. After a few seconds, the Borg drone and the daemon returned with a large box.

"How about this movie?" Twelve asked, his optic implant registering the data of the DVD. "The Land Before Time V, truly a craptastic work if there ever was one!"

"Or Pokemon: The Movie 2000!" Kal'Storven said, bobbing his head up and down excitedly. "This piece of shit could melt anyone's brain!"

Khas considered both. And rejected them. Both were too mild, too merciful. Instead, Khas reached into the box, and pulled out one movie he never knew was in there. Manos: The Hands of Fate. With a sadistic smile, he put the DVD in the transmitter, and began broadcasting it to the orbiting fleet.

W-Wow! I can't believe that either!

Give Questor time, though, if you are impatient, I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you made an opening statement.

Okay then. Your honor, in defense of my client:

On a different note, how effective would Jason and RayCav be as forum weapons? You know, if everyone on a forum other than here, TK, SFJ, or Aethro is giving you shit, threaten the forum with Jason and RayCav, and if they keep it up, convince those two to join that forum and behave there like they do here. Would that work?

Soooooooo....... When are we gonna start this thing?

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For that matter saucer section the Galaxy class starship best Star Trek battleship ever.

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You're joking, right?

RayCav has a point though. It's just a show, we should really just relax. For Mystery ASVS Theater 3000!

Of course neutronium isn't diamond! Diamond is a form of carbon, while neutronium is made of pure neutrons!

Geez, if we were all Animaniacs characters, you would be Beanie the Brain-Dead Bison.

Yup just as bad if not worse. At least SW ships arent filled with antimatter, and tubes full of liquid hot magma...err plasma.

 

And most likely most the older types would collapse under their own weight without mass lightening and structural integrity fields.

 

The mighty defiant has no rear facing weapons, and we don't really know if star destroyers have rear facing weapons or not.

 

The Kzinti lesson teaches us that being in the general vicinity of exhaust is a bad idea, and the sensor globes were already unshielded when the fighters shot at them

Except that the Defiant was shown with a rear torpedo launcher in "Paradise Lost". And about the sensor domes being unshielded, how come the Imperial officer said "Sir, we've lost our bridge deflector shield!" to Admiral Piet when they were destroyed?

The drones need energy to be sent to them so their implants could produce the organic chemicals needed to survive. Also, assimilations are carried out on cubes, so they'd need life-support for the not-yet assimilated.

Well, I've recently started feeling that the worst name in history was Jason.

 

I still can't figure why...

I used to think it would be an honor to be named after a Greek hero. Then I came to this site. Let's just say my respect for that name has gone down QUITE a bit.

In order for To

 

Commando, individual elite light infantry, or a style of military operation focused on quick raids

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commando_(disambiguation)

 

TUVOK: Indeed. I have concluded that the least risky course of action is for a single crew member to make the infiltration accompanied by a commando unit that Ambassador Treen has agreed to provide.

 

PARIS: Fine with me. When do I leave?

 

JANEWAY: Something tells me that's not what Tuvok has in mind.

 

TUVOK: Naturally I am the logical person to carry out this mission.

 

PARIS: Naturally.

 

http://www.chakoteya.net/Voyager/402.htm

 

In partice Tuvok would have be better steath then Paris not per a say combat. Commando units most often are train to do quick raids to get in and out. Tuvok need to be trained to sneak up and target.

Jason, you give Trekkies Science Fiction Fans Humanity a bad name because of your stupidity.

Hey, I've seen that pic before!

As for quantifications, they aren't too well designed. Considering that the bridge is extremely exposed, and according to the New Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels, that dome on the bottom is where their reactor is housed. A Mon Cal Cruiser on the other hand...

Oh, well, how can I be banned from a site I never had an account at?

Who knows if they did? As far as I can remember, they only modified the Flyer to work as a sub, so...

If you're implying that I have accounts at any of those websites, I don't. GateWorld and Star Fox Online, I'll occasionally pop a look at, while the others were picked for Maximum Mayhem Capability, or were just random. Hell, I don't even have accounts at SBC or SDN!

There was one VOY episode "Thirty Days", when they took the Delta Flyer underwater to the Monean Water World. The Delta Flyer is seen firing it's phasers to frighten off a humongous electric eel.

Here's the info.

So no, phasers don't have any limitations under water.

So, what happens next time on "Spockuto"?

WTF? That whole post just supported Questor's argument, and discredited your own. You might be the biggest moron I've ever met!

WTF? That whole post just supported Questor's argument, and discredited your own. You might be the biggest moron I've ever met!

Eh, why not? Although I'd probably end up providing evidence against my client.

So, I'm the court-appointed lawyer, eh? Prepare for mayhem.

That's probably just an advanced martial arts academy.

For all we know, those were starship strategies. Which, considering that he was on a starbase, they probably were. You give "Stubborn Fuckwit" a whole new meaning, Jason.

So, were Loktar and Seph also there, or is that just what they'd do to them? And how many of them would come here looking for blood after Jason left?