Khas

I know. Especially when Lucas said that the books are in a PARALELL UNIVERSE. The only things that are canon for Star Wars are the movies, the TCW cartoon, The Force Unleashed, and their adaptations.

Uh, funny how you forgot that only Borg nanoprobes work against Species 8472. And considering that the Empire doesn't have those, good luck supporting that theory.

For once, I can't argue with Jason.

To be honest, I just clicked on them in the smiley box. It was really nothing special actually.

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vs. vs. vs. vs. free-for-all!

Who changed Jason's name to "Admiral Pirate Monkey"? And why? It's funny, but I'd just like to know. Unless Jason did it himself...

How the hell did these go unnoticed? Especially "A Pocket Book of Boners"?

No, zombies go down with enough dakka. The only way this thread will go down is if we ban Jason. Which will likely never happen, because if it did, Club ASVS would become a lot less interesting. Even though I think he's a complete moron, it's Jason's stupidity that helps make this site fun.

Sorry, didn't know that. I'm just used to things going fast on other forums.

A SECRET FACILITY IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH The man known as "Khas" stood watching as the ships of the Cult of Wong entered orbit, and sighed. Not these fuckwits again!!! He thought. He watched as they began broadcasting their waves of stupidity that would make the one known as "Jason" cringe. Beside him, his two companions stood. The first was a Borg drone who had been seperated from the Collective, named Twelve of Eighty. The second was Kal'Storven, a Lord of Change - a high-ranking Daemon of Tzeentch. Both of them watched as the Wongless adversaries parked their fleet in orbit. Khas sighed again. The Cult of Wong just wouldn't learn, no matter how badly they had their asses handed to them. "I think it's time we sent them a warning. Twelve, Kal'Storven, bring me the movie collection." The two looked at each other with alarmed looks on their faces. The movies were by far the worst torture anyone could inflict. After a few seconds, the Borg drone and the daemon returned with a large box. "How about this movie?" Twelve asked, his optic implant registering the data of the DVD. "The Land Before Time V, truly a craptastic work if there ever was one!" "Or Pokemon: The Movie 2000!" Kal'Storven said, bobbing his head up and down excitedly. "This piece of shit could melt anyone's brain!" Khas considered both. And rejected them. Both were too mild, too merciful. Instead, Khas reached into the box, and pulled out one movie he never knew was in there. Manos: The Hands of Fate. With a sadistic smile, he put the DVD in the transmitter, and began broadcasting it to the orbiting fleet.

W-Wow! I can't believe that either!

Okay then. Your honor, in defense of my client:

On a different note, how effective would Jason and RayCav be as forum weapons? You know, if everyone on a forum other than here, TK, SFJ, or Aethro is giving you shit, threaten the forum with Jason and RayCav, and if they keep it up, convince those two to join that forum and behave there like they do here. Would that work?

Soooooooo....... When are we gonna start this thing?

MOOSEY FATE BRING US ALL TOGETHER!

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RayCav has a point though. It's just a show, we should really just relax. For Mystery ASVS Theater 3000!

Of course neutronium isn't diamond! Diamond is a form of carbon, while neutronium is made of pure neutrons! Geez, if we were all Animaniacs characters, you would be Beanie the Brain-Dead Bison.

Except that the Defiant was shown with a rear torpedo launcher in "Paradise Lost". And about the sensor domes being unshielded, how come the Imperial officer said "Sir, we've lost our bridge deflector shield!" to Admiral Piet when they were destroyed?

The drones need energy to be sent to them so their implants could produce the organic chemicals needed to survive. Also, assimilations are carried out on cubes, so they'd need life-support for the not-yet assimilated.

I used to think it would be an honor to be named after a Greek hero. Then I came to this site. Let's just say my respect for that name has gone down QUITE a bit.

Jason, you give Trekkies Science Fiction Fans Humanity a bad name because of your stupidity.

Hey, I've seen that pic before! As for quantifications, they aren't too well designed. Considering that the bridge is extremely exposed, and according to the New Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels, that dome on the bottom is where their reactor is housed. A Mon Cal Cruiser on the other hand...

Oh, well, how can I be banned from a site I never had an account at?