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Except these people actually THINK they are Na'vi trapped in human bodies... And most of the furries I know aren't too bad. But then again, I only know about three, so, I could just be seeing the best side of that fandom.

And you thought Furries were messed up...

Yeah, this one's a disappointment. Oh well. There's always next Moron Court!

D'OH!

First of all, even combined, the ejecta hitting Earth didn't do NEARLY as much damage as the inital 100 teraton blast did. Not even close. About the Nuclear Winter thing, while it is true most life would survive the initial conflict, the effects of cold, darkness, fires, and radiation would wipe out most of the survivors. This wouldn't be a Hiroshima or Nagasaki-like scenario, where the U.S. provided medical aid during the occupation of Japan. There would be little infrastructure left, if any, and if any hospitals survived, they'd be so under-staffed and under-equipped that there'd be little hope for anyone. If any life would survive the after-effects, it would be radiation-resistant bacteria and life at geothermal vents in the deep ocean. Why would most life in the ocean be wiped out? Just after the Hiroshima blast, the radioactive fallout from the bomb causeed water to condense around it, and a black rain fell. This rain was radioactive due to the fallout serving as the condensatory nucleus, and wreaked havoc on the ecosystem and survivors. This black rain would inevitably fall into the oceans, and on a planet-wide scale, would do immense ecological damage. Why is the ball that's holding the antimatter so small? Maybe the antimatter is in a dense state. There are denser concentrations of matter in real life. A matchbox-sized amount of material from a white dwarf has the same mass as an elephant. And why does it seem so light? Inertial Dampeners? Technobabblium? As for the fraction-of-a-second fireball, probably was just due to none of the writers knowing or really caring about how long the mushroom cloud would last.

After conquering most of the Milky Way, the Almighty Tallests find a small planet named Gallifrey, and decide to conquer it. The inhabitants, however, have other plans. Who wins?

*feels pants tightening*

Actually, they can be lasers! Due to a localized high-gravity chamber in the gun, the light is slowed down. It's a slow laser. A slaser.

Okay. Here, we take two of the biggest Sci-Fi movies of '09, District 9 and Avatar, and pit their heroes against each other. Wikus is currently in his half-Prawn form and is in a Prawn battlesuit. Jake is in Avatar form, with bow and arrow. This is a fight to the death on Pandoraearth. The atmosphere is laced with plotdevicium, so they can both breathe it, but it doesn't do anything else, because of macguffinium also being in the atmosphere. So, who wins?

I still think toropodes are a type of Greek food. As for shuttlecrafts, where can I buy one? We're having a party on Memorial Day, and we need something that will feed a lot of people, but also be low on fat.

As of this year, lasers have been around for fifty years. So,

Your honor, in further defense of my clinet:

Easily. A JHB was said to be three times as powerful as a GCS.

Granted, the phasers would be stronger because of the war, but tenfold is just ridiculous.

Where the hell did you get the idea that YE's E-D's phaser banks are ten times as strong as the normal E-D's?

To be honest, I personally think Summer is hotter than Alessandra. Alessandra's face, combined with her poses, are just way too similar to some slutty-beyond-all-reason girls I knew in high school. Body's good, but face reminds me of the girls who you felt could give you an STD just by looking at you. Plus, the story of when she was six is a real turn-off.

changed his name back to what it originally was.

Okay. I have friends who hate Furries, friends who don't mind Furries, and friends who are Furries. After watching that video, I can safely say that all three of those groups would want to beat the everloving shit outta that guy. Oh, and I nominate this girl for jackass (or jenny-ass) of the week:

Damnit! Not you too!

God, that Ronald McDonald thing is disturbing...

vs. , , , , and . Who wins?

Whaaaaaaaaaa? What the hell are you trying to say?

While flying through the Milky Way, the Drej encounter a group of alien races calling themselves "The Covenant". The two really don't hit it off, and a Drej mothership comes barreling through the Prophet's home system, bypasses the defenses, and blows the Prophet's homeworld to itty bitty bits. This, of course, sparks a war, and the two sides start duking it out. The Drej win if they can destroy all the Covenant worlds. The Covenant win if they can destroy the mothership, which is currently the only one in the Milky Way. Who wins?

For random, can that person be fictional, or is it only real people who can be in this battle?

So it can dish it out, but it can't take it?