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In A.D. 2373, War Was Beginning Sisko: What Happen? O'Brien: Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb. Nog: We Get Signal! Sisko: What!? Nog: Main Screen Turn On! Sisko: It's You! Weyoun: How Are You Gentlemen? All Your Base Are Belong To Us. You Are On The Way To Destruction. Sisko: What You Say? Weyoun: You Have No Chance To Survive Make Your Time. Hahaha. Nog: Captain? Sisko: Take Off Every ZIG. You Know What You Doing. Move ZIG. For Great Justice.

I win. 'nuff said.

His favorite four are Star Trek, StarCraft, Stargate, and Babylon 5. Don't worry. I don't think he was one of the original Fivers who ransacked the old ASVS.

I see Islandsnake has followed my suggestion.

Oh. Anyway, I think RayCav and DemolitionSquid would get along just fine.

In an alternate 2374, just after the Romulans enter the war on the side of the Federation and Klingons, an Allied fleet manages to launch an invasion into the Gamma Quadrant, where Dominion and Cardassian ships are waiting. As the two fleets start duking it out, an alien starship enters the fray, and sees the two fleets fighting. This ship belongs to the Protoss, and is on a mission of exploration in this region of space. Since the Protoss are telepathic, they're able to find out why the two fleets are fighting. Do they side with the Federation, the Dominion, or do they stay out of the conflict altogether? And what repurcussions are there if they join?

Yeah, and you can get in a troll war with Jason. Who wants tickets?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4CUczb2JVA

Battle of the Parodies!!! The set up? The NSEA Protector ends up in the galaxy very very very very very far away, and comes into contact with none other than Lone Starr and Barf in in their Winnebago. However, Sarris has also found his way into this galaxy, and meets up with Dark Helmet and his gang of Assholes. How does it go from here?

Out of curiosity Jason, where was it ever said that the Enterprise could replicate torpedoes?

Well, I've finally made up uncovered some old recipes for toropodes. In proton, photon, and quantum varieties! Proton Toropodes: 3 lbs. Ground Beef 6 Green Peppers 4 Onions 2 1/3 cups of Bisquick 1/2 cup of Salsa 3 eggs 1 cup of vegetable oil Mix Bisquick, eggs, and vegetable oil. Throw in onions and green peppers after they've been chopped, followed by salsa. Cook ground beef in frying pan on "High" until brown. Throw in batter. Bake in loaf pan at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for an hour. Photon Toropodes 3 Ripe Bananas 1 3/4 Cups of Chocolate Chips 4 Ripe Peaches (sliced) 2 1/3 cups of Bisquick 2 teaspoons of vanilla 1 cup of sugar 3 eggs 1 cup of vegetable oil Mix Bisquick, eggs, and vegetable oil. Add in bananas and vanilla. Make sure bananas are well mashed after mixing. Add peach slices and chocolate chips. Bake in loaf pan at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for an hour. Quantum Toropodes 8 strips of Catfish (already cooked) 20 Shrimp Tails (shells taken off) 1 bag of frozen Green Beans 2 1/3 cups of Bisquick 1/2 cup of ketchup 1/2 cup of Tartar sauce 3 eggs 1 cup of vegetable oil Mix Bisquick, eggs, and vegetable oil. Add ketchup and tartar sauce. Stir until uniform. Add fish, shrimp, and green beans. Bake in loaf pan at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for an hour. And remember, according to Jason, proton toropodes were used to blow up the Death Star, and Starfleet ships fire photon and quantum toropodes!

Umm, you might want to change the amount of beef in the proton toropodes from 3 lbs. to 1. I underestimated the size fo 3 lbs of beef.

I know it's been a month since anyone posted, but since I'm the one who started this thread, I guess it would be okay if I was the thread-necromancer this time. Anyway, here are two other sites I post on and how they would react to Jason: Galaxy Zoo: They'd consider him a stupid version of me and ignore him until he goes away. StarCraft Legacy: They'd just think he was a spam-troll and ban him.

Hey, if we ever have an ASVS Get-Together, Someone should make these as foods for the party.

To be honest, I just made them up, but I wouldn't be surprised if they worked. They're pretty similar to a banana bread recipe I once found and tried out, though.

On a Starship crawling with drones? Are you off your rocker? And if Vader tried reading the minds of the Borg, most likely the sheer amount of drones - trillions, if not quadrillions of drones - that make up the Collective and it's hive mind would overwhelm him. Best case scenario after that happens is that Vader goes catatonic. Worst case? He goes insane.

Those are phasers, Jason. You fail.

In the TOS episode "A Piece of the Action", Kirk warned Bela Okmyx that a single hand phaser could "knock out the side of the building". I know that episode more or less by heart, considering that we've had a VHS tape of that episode all my life. If a hand phaser could do that, I'm pretty sure that a phaser rifle could knock down a car pretty easily.

Out of curiosity Jason, have you been smoking toropodes lately? Because that really didn't look that much more powerful than a normal phaser rifle.

Just trying to be a productive ASVSer!

Hey Tyralak, how does the idea of Alessandra and Summer Jell-O Wrestling sound to you?

Hopefully as big as "Just Chat" is on GZ.

By traumatizing dreams, are you referring to my zombie dream that ended with me holding the CD of "RayCav's Greatest Hits?" Oh, and you got who-has-witch-babble mixed up. JASON has the nonsensical babble. RayCav's is just perverted. And over on Galaxy Zoo, we have something a lot like this thread called "Just Chat". We got it to 5598 pages, and it's still going strong.

To be honest, I've never seen the show except for little clips on YouTube. Although I'd known about it since I was six, mainly due to a "Pastimes" store that had Babylon 5 action figures in the front window that I'd pass every day while riding the school bus. However, for the past four years I've been doing research on it (and by "research", I mean YouTube and the B5 Wiki). Here's an awesome battlescenes-compilation video I found:

Oh, we all know that that would happen eventually. This is just a battle between these two races.