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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPsEwV38Q0

And those awards go to...

I'd like to suggest the following awards: Counter-Flamer (Fight fire with fire!) Master Counter-Flamer Internet Excavator (Person who finds the weirdest stuff on the Internet) Weirdo (Person who posts wackiest or most disturbing versus debates) Flame Troll Spam Troll Troll-bot Copycat Troll Pain in the Ass Colossal Pain in the Ass Emperor Pain in the Ass

The Massive and an Irken attack fleet have entered the Sol system. They approach the third planet to find... one robot defending it. But this isn't any ordinary robot. This is the upgraded, Deus Ex Comica-loaded future robot Megas. And Coop is piloting it, determined to protect Earth at ALL costs. You heard me. ALL costs. Who wins in this battle of galactic mayhem?

And you win .

Probably waiting for someone else to make a penis joke.

I kinow I posted this on SFJ, but I'll post it here too. Because to say that Doctor Who abuses science is like saying Hitler killed a lot of people. It's a HUGE understatement. First off, the Big-ass Wank Device, I mean, Reality Bomb. The Reality Bomb is nowhere near as thorough as Davros could have made it. By nullifying the electromagnetic force, baryonic matter turns to dust, but the following stuff would survive: Dark Matter (Doesn't feel electromagnetism) Dark Energy Neutron Stars (Made of neutrons (no shit), which are electrically neutral) Black Holes And of course, Chuck Norris. And now for the creatures that abuse science: Slitheen from planet Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious. Creatures of Living Calcium. Calcium is an alkali earth metal that combusts when it hits water (much like what everyone wants to happen to Jason), so unless large amounts of Magicium, Technobabblium, and Plotdevicium are used, this is pretty much impossible. Those Living Fat Creatures. Sure, creatures like that could exist in real life, but they'd need a Titan-like environment to do so. On Earth, they'd melt. The Nestene Concioussness and Anti-Plastic. Anti-plastic? Are you fucking kidding me? Weapons: The Osterhagen key. 25 nukes placed under the Earth's crust, that when all activated, would blow Earth to bits. Nukes have to be a certain size to have a certain yield. And in order to get that yield, each nuke would have to be 300 miles across. How the fuck do you keep that a secret? And a Jason-esque plan: Detonate all of Earth's nukes at once to turn the crust into molten slag. Earth recieves more energy from the sun in an hour than what that explosion would do. Doctor Who Fails Science Forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZWn2AaJoZo

So, he's a dickless dick?

Dictator: What you get when you cross a penis and a potato. Well, Kim has a small penis, and the IQ of a potato, so I guess this would make sense...

United Mars Colonies "You can all go to hell for all we care!" Category: Mixed-Economy Democracy Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Fair Political Freedoms: Good Location: Mars Regional Influence: Superpower Description: The hard-working, intelligent, and snarky 4.7 billion people who make up the planet Mars are the descendants of Earth colonists who just got so pissed at Earth, that they left for the fourth planet after flipping the bird en masse to the population of Earth. The planet has laid claims to the entire asteroid belt, and has begun constructing a fleet of spaceships ready to take on Earth. They've mastered disruptor technology, and every ship in the Space Navy has 'em, as well as every soldier in the army. Also, on an expedition to Jupiter, some UMC soldiers using a psi-signal broadcaster managed to capture and enlsave a Tyranid splinter fleet of thirty ships. Crime is low, mainly due to the intense security the government puts in public. And the fact that most criminals are thrown to the Tyranids also helps. Currently, the UMC has turned it's attention to the Empire of Eddy Nigma...

For this challenge, you must find a movie you liked as a child, but has been so thoroughly infected with Sequelitis, that even though the first one is still good, watching it makes it seem like a guilty pleasure because of how bad the sequels are. I'll start. The Land Before Time.

Sadly, that could not come to pass. For you see, Jason has already also registered on StarTrek.com.

I nominate you three to be members of my Troll Squad! What do you have to do as part of my troll squad? Well, if anyone on other forums is giving me shit, I'll tell you, and you'll just come over to that forum, register, and behave over there like you do here. You will be joined by StarCraft Legacy's DemolitionSquid and AdeptusAstartes. Now, what say you?

While I know that the novels aren't canon, "To Reign In Hell: The Exile of Khan Noonien Singh" does give a Neptune/Pluto-orbital relationship for CA5 and CA6. At the time of it's destruction, Ceti Alpha VI was only a few million miles away, so people observed the destruction at night, while it was fully visible. So Khan saw the planet light the big firework. The Ceti Alpha system was stated to have an extensive asteroid belt, and the Reliant approached the system from the "outside", so what was really Ceti Alpha VI was mistaken for part of the asteroid belt. In the novel, Spock theorized that a small black hole passing through the system tore Ceti Alpha VI apart, and disrupted the orbit of Ceti Alpha V. And the Ceti Alpha system was stated to be in poorly explored space, and the Reliant was going on the system chart that the Enterprise had sent. Not a pretty (or canon) explanation, but it's the only one offered in either canon or apocrypha.

Not really, because the Forerunners would pretty much wipe the floor with the GE.

I'll try.

If he did fight in all three wars, then he would at least be 83. What the hell is he doing with a 35-year-old wife? And as to commie fascists, it might as well be that his family tree is as convoluted as that of this one kid I knew when I was four. Seriously, his mom was mentally retarded, his father was also his great-grandfather, and his Aunt Tinkerbell (real name) was just plain loopy.

Anyway, I think I'll nominate Jason as a member of my Troll Squad. He, along with RayCav, ESAD, and StarCraft Legacy's DemolitionSquid and AdeptusAstartes, will be the members of my band of trolls, should the people on any forum I go to start giving me shit.

So, I was looking up one of Bear Paws' old posts, and he said that he spent 16 years fighting Communist Fascists. Last time I checked, Communists and Fascists were on opposite sides of the political spectrum, with Commies being extremely left-wing, and fascists being extremely right-wing. So either Bear Paws spent 16 years fighting moderates, or he is a prime example of Critical Research Failure.

You remind me of a cross between the other Jason and the author of "My Immortal", the worst fanfic ever written.

Over on StarCraft Legacy, I posted an invitation for the members there to join here. Here's how that went: http://sclegacy.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4993

With a Defiant-class, the crew would have to constantly refuel and resupply, thus limiting how far they can go. With the other two, the Delta Quadrant is left in smoking ruin.

My God, Praeothmin. What has the Alliance ever done to you?