Khas

Heads up: My brother might be joining ASVS.

I'm drawin' em. I'll post them on DeviantArt soon enough.

A SECRET HANGAR IN THE EARTH'S MANTLE Khas, Twelve, and Kal'Storven ran out of the turbolift, and to the modified Cylon Raider that sat in the hangar. Not one of the new ones, but one of the old three-man ones. Of course, Tzeentch's symbol had been spray-painted on the wings, as to avoid confusion with normal Raiders. And the lasers had been replaced with Chaos Phasers (really just phasers with warpstone added inside them). Khas took the commander's seat, while the other two took the pilot and gunner seats. "Engines?" "Go!" "Weapons?" "Go! "Sensors?" "Go! "Deflector Shields?" "Go!" "FTL?" "Go!" "Life Support?" "Go!" "Take off!" And with that, the Raider shot out of the hangar bay, zooming through the launch tube into the atmosphere, and zipped off to Istanbul.

"Because (source) said so!" isn't a good arguement either.

After he gave it up, I found it on a street corner.

True, true. BTW Airlocke, which of my characters would you like to see be part of their Universe's ASVS?

Huh. Wonder why.

Does anyone else have anything to add to this?

Even though I have no idea who she is, I hope she gets better.

Okay. Peg-Legged Bill is joining, even though all of us exist in that universe. So Bill and that universe's Paul are gonna be friends. So, who else joins?

What if RayCav and Jason invented their own magic styles?

...become an internet meme? My money's on Jason, but you never know.

President Ryan Steinbeck of the UMC paced rapidly back and forth through the halls of the Presidential pallace. He knew of the situation on Earth, and how each day, they came that much closer to attacking Mars. Each day he looked back at the portrait of the Glorious Founder and First President of Mars, a man who went only by "Khas", looking for guidance. So far, no success. It was at that moment that his secretary walked in. He originally got his secretary clones from RayCav, but since relations with Earth broke down, they put the cloning facility on Mars. She walked in with a laptop, with the names of prisoners from Eddy Nigma's Empire. Steinbeck looked at the list. "Feed them to the 'nids!" He hollered.

A SECRET FACILITY IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH Khas smirked as the starships of the Cult of Wong crashed into each other as Manos played on their computers. He was so engrossed in watching it, that he didn't notice the message coming in. It wasn't until Tzeentch's voice came blaring through that he noticed. Khas you Fool! The Chaos God of Sorcery hollered at him. You HONESTLY think that the Cult of Wong is behind this? For someone as smart as you, you display incredible short-sightedness sometimes. If you hadn't performed so well on Mars, I would have killed you already! Khas cringed as Tzeentch carried on his rant. Finally, the Raven God calmed himself down. Still, you might prove useful again, so I'll give you, Larry, and Curly your next mission. Go to Istanbul. You'll know what you're looking for when you see it. Take it to the sacrificial pit under Cheyenne Mountain. Do Not fail me! Khas paused as Tzeentch ended the transmission. "Cheyenne Mountain, huh?" Twelve asked. "Isn't that where RayCav's base is?" "Yup. Not sure how to take this."

Sausage and spam!

On a different note, what if the other two groups, Commies and Rednecks, came here?

Which group would you like to see join ASVS?

Eh, I suppose you're right. The closest thing we havve to RPing is STGOD.

You provided a link for contacting Zannah over at SFJ. I assumed you at least knew of one way to contact them. On a different note, what would they have thought of me, ESAD, Airlocke, and Prophet of Truth?

Oh dear God. What if he's actually saving up all his stupidity for one last, desperate attack?

I offer Jason's soul.

Well, could ya try and bring at least ONE over here? We need SOMETHING to liven this place up considering Enigma left, and Jason is missing.

I see. So, how would the following members react to this site? Marc Xavier Zannah Perdita Detami Sehr Kaal'sahd Alaria Arvan Farlek And those are all the people I remember from looking there.

Sadly they don't. Damn. I was hoping we'd find a group of Jasons.