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Everything posted by enigma
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<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Well if I should be so jealous of you posting there why the hell are you here? </div></div> So I can wait and see you eventually get banned again. j/k</div></div> we keep him around so the women will be in shock and be approachable by us.</div></div> In other words, we keep him around to make us look good?
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<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>I would eat it, and no, that is not a euphemism.</div></div> *hands you a slice*</div></div> You're pimpin' out the pie!
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<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Well if I should be so jealous of you posting there why the hell are you here? </div></div> So I can wait and see you eventually get banned again. j/k
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Salutations (New members introduce yourselves here.)
enigma replied to Elagabalus's topic in Ten Forward
<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'> Do I even want to know what the history between you guys are? Old ASVS must of had some f-ed up characters.</div></div> Brutha, you don't know the half of it!</div></div> If he knew just half then he'd die. -
Oh please, you are just jealous that I'm posting there and not you. lol
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How does that make him a Wongist? I post there and I don't particularly care for Wong. Am I a Wongist?
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WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT KYLE KATARN OR TRANSPORTER CHIEF KYLE?
enigma replied to It`s Tomtrek!'s topic in Versus Debates
source and description? -
<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Isn't there an atomic rocket website that delves extensively about it?</div></div> Yeah and it's run by a known Wongist. Down with it, I say!</div></div> Who?
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Isn't there an atomic rocket website that delves extensively about it?
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Salutations (New members introduce yourselves here.)
enigma replied to Elagabalus's topic in Ten Forward
<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>I am me.</div></div> The moment you posted that, the sheep of the world bleated in terror and tightened their sphincters. Oh and Enigma's in da house! ASVS since 97\98. -
First post. Yay! I'm number one! .....hello? *echo*
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I prefer the new hummus or the extra crispy hummus or vanilla hummus but noooooooooooooo classic.
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Yah but Luke is also the Joker. 'Nuf said.
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WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT RIKER'S BEARD OR OBI-WAN'S BEARD?
enigma replied to It`s Tomtrek!'s topic in Versus Debates
"Use the Force Luke. Use the Force!" <em class='bbc'>Fap Fap Fap[/i] "While I enjoy you wanking off by using the Force, I meant use the Force to launch the torpedoes numbnuts!" -
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT KYLE KATARN OR TRANSPORTER CHIEF KYLE?
enigma replied to It`s Tomtrek!'s topic in Versus Debates
TC Kyle would win since the actor portraying him is real while Katarn is fictional through and through. -
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT MILES O'BRIAN OR THE WAMPA?
enigma replied to It`s Tomtrek!'s topic in Versus Debates
I agree. The booze breath alone will give O'Brien an edge. -
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT THE KLINGON CHEF FROM DS9 OR DEXTER JESTER?
enigma replied to It`s Tomtrek!'s topic in Versus Debates
Do not know Dexter Jester therefore cannot answer this topic. Yet I have. -
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT RIKER'S BEARD OR OBI-WAN'S BEARD?
enigma replied to It`s Tomtrek!'s topic in Versus Debates
Except Riker's gone fat while the galaxy is Obi-wan's bitch. Besides we all know Obi-wanker has a thing for Luke. -
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT WICKET W. WARRICK OR NAIOMI WILDMAN?
enigma replied to It`s Tomtrek!'s topic in Versus Debates
I do not know WWW but any fight that involves Voyager automatically will have the Voyager side losing badly. Put a syphilitic monkey up against the might of Voyager and the monkey will win. -
Bobba has his limp pistols while Q can knock your balls around. Q wins.
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WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT MAX REBO OR MOT THE BARBER?
enigma replied to It`s Tomtrek!'s topic in Versus Debates
Mot will win by throwing the scissors into Max's throat. Mot will also have his straight razor. -
I can see the Nebulon-B tracking the Defiant, releases the Y-wings (why the Ys and not A or X wings I do not know), the squadron would do a quick hyper jump to the Defiant's location, unleash everything including the kitchen and then hyper out of the Defiant's reach. Bonus if they do a flank attack. Hyper out when the Defiant turns to meet then and then again attack it's rear. I think the rebels would call this Operation Ass-Banging.
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Hang the infidel! Bring out the torches and pitchforks! In a more serious tone, ST is no more sci-fi than SW. Shows that are true (or close to it) sci-fi would be, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly and Babylon 5. I like both ST and SW. I somewhat prefer ST but side with SW in vs. scenarios.
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<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Well, he DOES have that bionic hand. Maybe he has some sort of vibrator attachment.</div></div> If it does then no matter insecure he is, women across the universe will go to him for his "hand jobs". He'd be a multi-billionaire!
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<p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'><p class='citation'>Quote</p><div class="blockquote"><div class='quote'>Maybe on a one on one yes, but a whole squadron? No.</div></div> Honestly? The Defiant is a capital ship. And a battleship at that. It would make short work of a Y-Wing squadron.</div></div> Bull crap. From what I know the Defiant class are classified as "escort destroyers". Classifying the DC as a battleship is equivalent of classifying YT- (whatever the Millennium Falcon is) as a Stardestroyer. Besides, do you think that the Y-wings will all stay in one spot in front of the Defiant? Space combat is in 3-D. The Defiant will have to contend with the bombers in every direction. The Defiant will go down from a torpedo barrage.