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  1. enigma

    I really like Stargate Universe

    I don't know... but then again I posted that around 3a.m.
  2. enigma

    I am your god

    It is true that he is the god of Tards.
  3. enigma

    I am a TGOD

    Fixed it for you.
  4. enigma

    WordForgeDestroyer.net Dies on Satnesday

    But you will be pooped on.
  5. enigma

    Do you think Obi-Wan's Jedi robe can beat Kobe?

    I don't know why you hate Japanese beef.
  6. enigma

    Do you think Picard's head smells clean?

    Turtle Wax, dude. Turtle Wax. Or maybe Armor All.
  7. enigma

    Do you think Michael Jackson did it?

    To be molested by the moon men.
  8. enigma

    I wonder what Darth Vader uses for diapers

    He recycles them into Hershey bars.
  9. enigma

    I really like Stargate Universe

    So is dinner time at your family's home.
  10. enigma

    This is a mystery

    No you didn't. The mystery isn't a mystery if it is solved. So you can't call it a mystery. Call it Frendorfness.
  11. enigma

    I am reading this forum

    The problem is that you are thinking. Stop this nonsense now!
  12. enigma

    I have a beanstalk

    A 2nm beanstalk is nothing to brag about. Especially when you need to GPS it.
  13. enigma

    I know Science

    But science says to swallow hydrochloric acid.
  14. enigma

    I am empty

    Most indubitably.
  15. enigma

    This forum is weird

    We are not trying to get you to leave. We just want you for dinner. Dibs on his liver!
  16. enigma

    So fucking exhausted...

    Here's my apology. I'm sorry that I have not killed you yet. I will when you least expect it. I'm sorry but I cannot tell you when and how.
  17. enigma

    24th century firepower based on TDiC

    He was explaining to Scotty that certain technology hasn't changed much since his day. He was trying to make Scotty feel that he's not outdated and worthless. I think.
  18. enigma

    24th century firepower based on TDiC

    Come on now. This time visuals trump dialogue? Make up your mind.
  19. enigma

    My XBOX broke again.

    How old was your 360?
  20. Testing has been neutered and the House of Commons has been shut down. Plus Stark is in the process of being booted from the Senate. Now I am not a fan of Stark but I'd rather have him stay in the Senate. Funny how Testing is thrashed for being too spammy yet the forum's description clearly states that Testing is the place for spam. I guess if folks over there want to have some spammy fun they can come here. ClubASVS is Testing in everything but the name.
  21. enigma

    Wordforge

    I'm going to derail this as I see *bad things* happening if this were to continue. What is Wordforge and why do they suck?
  22. enigma

    My XBOX broke again.

    Stick to PS3. I've yet to hear complaints about PS3's stability. Yes it is pricey, but get a 60GB model from Ebay and you should have no trouble.
  23. enigma

    This forum is weird

    Apparently we are not doing a good job as you are still here. Just quietly write your name in your little book and kiss life good bye.
  24. enigma

    24th century firepower based on TDiC

    True but phasers and torpedoes (except quantum) haven't changed much since TOS to TNG as per Laforge's comment to Scotty in "Relics".
  25. enigma

    The rise of sex robots

    Sometimes Tyralak likes to pitch and sometimes he likes to catch.
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