Darth Fanboy

+http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=150247 Testing my theory that the antics of one JasonB could possibly the work of a troll designed to lure those who think that forums are SERIOUS BUSINESS into looking silly.

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Read on further and a poster named "Danny" responds to the posts as if they were real even though the troll was revealed as such! Simply mind boggling!

"Guys ther is a terribel problem, a Admiral is mad at are team." Jason said "Why Jason we are the MACOs and pretty much blow everything up did you sex his wife?" "No but I culd hav." said Jason "He is mad because our MACO ships are better fighters than other starffeet and he thinks we will overthrow fedeation, but he is wrong because we ar good guyuz." "Leader JAson I have an idea what if we wide beam phaers the empier." "That is a good idea, begin bild the exocomps too so we can have better ship." witht he exocomps axctive the excomps began to bild a data for the team so theyy have another guy but a problm akurrs! "The dominion and empire are sending a founder jedi after you JAson and the mean Admiral is letting him into our tertoryr." "that is ok I learn sword from warf." Then they fight and Jason win because of wide beam batleth.

When the Starfleet needed heroes. They had the MACOS. They were pretty much the most ultimate history badasses and there was a good reason. They were half clone half android cybrogs. DNA from JAmes Kirk was combined with Data android technogy and then gioven Vulcan training by Spock to be the fighters. NOw armed with fighters they fly in space to the target. THE EMPIRE. ............ "Ok guys, shoot down the TIE FIGHTERS. Our missin is to blow up another Death Star." said Leader. "But LEader," Said Jaysun (the big hero of story), we always do this why dont someone else so I can have sex with green chick. "Because no one else can JAyson. All the phasers on Enterprise are blowing up the other Empire Planets. Besides we are the MACOs." The fighters got closer and they all shot down twenty TIES. "Kids play" said Jayson. "BE COOL MAN" yelled LEader. "THEY ARE ABOUT TO FIRE." The planet they were firing on was Andor, which was warriors. Warriors needed to be saved to help win the war. "JAyson I am going to fly into the main laser. If I die you are the new leader, but I will not die because I am a MACO and I will beam myself onto Death Star." "Ok LEader." said Jayson. They beamed onto the Death Star but the Emperor was not there. So they planted bombs all over. Then they flyed out again, it was easy because they had the teansporters. While running through the halls they all shot fifty stromtoopers. "Ok Guys" yelled the Leader "Now we fly to the next mission to get the missles from Cardassians before the Borg assimilate. "That will be hard but we can do it" said Jayson. END CHAPTER ONE.

The MACO teem was cherrin another battle win but a ditresd call cae m in to Jason the current leader of the MACOS. "hello Mr president how are you." '"I am good Jason you are a grate leave of the MACOS and your exocomp invention vpuld help us withn war with EMPEIR but now a big chwalene. "I will do it np problem." "Are you shur ypj might does I you go." '"It is OK fit for my cheddar barrel go. Very well a guy is dead lets de fire. Oh no we will edefeater klimgonsssx that are in e,pire.

The MACOS won every fight but they got into another one and needed more so they made some out of DATAS "But how to bild" Said Jason as he was think how to biuld a data. "It is hard but aha I learned how to build EXOCOMP AT SETION 31 SPY TRANING" So the Jason made exocomps and then the exocompms to a data pineapples. "ok datas you are like the real data but you fight more I program you how to use BATLETH TOO!" Jason was only humabn BATLETH champion he learned from warf. "Ok guise les go fite the EMPERIE" ..... "BALS" yelled Darth Enigma who was very mad because the MACOS killing stromtoopers "I HAET MACOS" thankfully the MACOS were winning. wid beem phazers had killed all the stromtroppersz but aslo there were waklers die too. "We hav them on the run." said Jason. LAter he would see boobs.

Would a non trekkie be even halfway interested? Some parts of the gameplay interest me, but I don't want to spend a lot of time running around being a courier, i'd be looking to blow shit up.

guys sorry about no updaet but I am working very hard on fanfics promise but it is hrad to wreit and also saem teim to do the other projects which is drawing a MACO on my lunchbox.

You said it yourself.

CHAPTER 4 The unthinkable happen. THE DEATH STAR IS AT EARTH. "Ok Guys" Jason said as the MACO Fighters went through space shooting down ten TIE FIGHTERS each. "This is a real battle. The Death Star is going to blow up Earth, this is a different worse Death Star but I know we can do it because for once we have SURFACE DEFENSES. "That is right JAson" everyone said simultaneously as they remembered the storeys of the early MACOs destroying enemy time travel ships like crazy. The MACO fighters and a hundred starfleet ships plus the surface defenses started shooting their phasers and torpeedos. "At least they are not adaptable like Borg" thought JAson. "All fighters continue to shoot that big dish area because that is a superlaser for sure." The fighters blew it up. "Not done yet." The Jason led MACO fighters then all joined up to attack the death star but on their way they killed two star destroyers and a super star destroyer to help the battel. Then they flew in through the hole in the middle of the death star like they saw X Wings do before to blow up the core and they did. But before the Death Star exploded Jason realized something "The explosion will hurt Earth," so he calleder General Admiral LEader. "We need to beam the explosion away." "Jason this is leader, where should we beam it to?" "BEam it to the Borg that will help us." So they did and Starfleet won again. Soda pops and chips for everyone back at the base and also Beverly Crusher roooowwwwrrrrr.

JUST LEIK MY FANFIC LOL.

Never explicitly stated in the film but mentioned in other sources somewhere. Eseential Guide maybe?

The Death Star has other turbolasers that could be used in a more conventional bombardment, so while if by some miracle they destroyed the superlaser (another debate for another time) they would still have to contend with Turbolasers, Ion Cannons, and of course the TIE Fighters.

But we aren't sure if the 29 Breen ships were of the same size and strength as the Romulan/Cardie ones. The damage done to San Francisco did not appear to be as great as we would expect from capital ships. Which is why I admitted the Breen force could have been larger than I thought if in fact they were engaging a Federation fleet in orbit while the Breen fighters ran around undisputed.

Chapter 3 "Ok guys you all know how this works so lets do it." The MACOs, armed with their super new tactical armors that have personal force fields ran through the borg cube killing all of the Borgs. Unlike most times when starfleet guys went on a Borg cube, the borg attacks MACOs right away because they are a total threat. The Borg had assimilated Darth Quester of the EMPIER and the Borg had now assimilated the Force! The MAcos had to blow up Borg Cube of Jedi Borg before it could use the Force on planets. "Okay MACOs" say the Leader. "After this fight I am retiring and JAson to be the new leader because he is extra good. He might be Jedi too actually." "Leader I will do you proud" The MACOS ran to the middle of the ship killed more Borg and threw Grenades and then they beamed out. They had new ships where they all had their own Defiant that could be ran by one person thanks to computers and extra androids copied from Data and B4. "Okay MACOs good job JAson you are LEader now. I am promoted to General Admiral." "Just doing my job sir." "JASON LOOK OUT." There was ANOTHER DEATH STAR. IT FIRED THE SUPER LASRER. BUT THE LEADERS DEFIANT GOT INT HE WAY. "MY SHIELDS ARE HOLDING BUT I MIGHT DIE" The Defiants sheild holding up against the Death Star gun but it was not going to hold for long So Jason Flew to the trench and fire quantum torpedoes down the Death Star to blow it up. But unlike Star War X Wing He just did it from far away because he is better shot and has a little Force power too now that Force is available. Leader survived barely. "I knew I could count on you Jason." "Thanks General Admiral LEader." .... MEANWHILE ON THE EMPIER PLANET "The MACOs are defeating me too much. I wil have to deal with them soon...." said the EMPORER.

Looking at that display again, I think I made an error inn observation. To me it seems more likely that those dots are displaying fighters or other smaller craft, not the Breen in orbit engaging Starfleet. I still maintain though that given the size of the Death Star and the firepower it carries, it would be a far more formidable opponent for Earth's Defenses than the Breen.

A glance at memory alpha gives this: 29 Ships is not terribly many by ST Standards, and the Death Star is certainly a much more formidable target. Granted I will admit that we do not see the engagement, and that there could have been other encounters going on in and around the area which would expand the size of the battle.

guys remember not to steal my fic ok?

chapter 2 The MACOS, having done sex with girls on Risa. Got to the next mission where the EMPIER is using a dark jedi to kill people. They prepare beam down to theplanet and there are stromtoopers there. "Ok guys" says the leader "before we beam down the ship is going to phaser the whole planet with stun just like Kirk did to the Chicago planit." "awesome. But why do we still go down there when we could go blow up the Empire" said Jayson, who got a promotion was in line to be the next leader. "Because there is a dark jedi down there." Down on the planet the Dark Jedi was really mad because the stormtroopers all got stunned and were being beamed into prison cells. He tried calling a Star Destroyer for help but it had been blown up by the MACOs in they fighters earlier along with the Defiant. The MACOs see the Dark Jedi and start shooting and they destroy his lightsaber but he is fast and runs away. But Jayson chases him because he is not just a clone of kirk trained by spock with Soong tech implanted in Borg Style enhancements, but he is also a Superhuman gentic engineered like Bashir and Khan. "Where are you going dark jedi" Jayson said as he punched him dead with one punch. "Good job JAyson you will be a big leader one day in the MACOs" said the leader "Just doing my job sir. Does anyone want to play 3d chess now?" Oh and the darth jedi name was Darth Enigma and all he did was yell fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou and his apprentice is Darth quester.

Are we talking about the same vaunted defense grid that failed to stop a small Breen Force from hitting San Francisco? Yeah I think the Death Star carries a little more firepower...

REally I think this is not a case of "Can Starfleet stop the Death Star" as much as it is a matter of taking it over with MACOs and transporters. Or my idea is to make big transporter and then BEAM THE DEATH STAR TO CORUSCANT WHILE LASER IS CHARGING. Empireror Dead then and then Picard new Grand Admiral.

Interlude: GUISE I TRY TO BE WRITEING THE SEX SCEEN BUT I AM HAVING TROUBLES. WHAT ARE THOSE TENTICEL THINGS THAT COME OUT OF GIRLS VAJINA (LEIK IN TEH ANIMES)

JEsus fuck I just saw this thread and I was going to post the same fucking video Tyralak did in the OP. wow.

I just had another worry. WHAT IF THE MISSLE WAS NAMED DITKA.