Khas 12,158 Posted July 31, 2012 Okay, on deviantArt, I'm an admin in a SW fangroup. So, of course, I see all the art that goes into that group. One was a bit of cosplay called "One Night on Naboo." It inspired me to write this SW-based parody of "One Night in Bangkok". The sad thing is? This took about 5 minutes to write. One night on Naboo makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy. One night on Naboo and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company. I can feel a Gungan walking next to me. Naboo, Space Renaissance setting But the planet don't know what the planet is getting. The creme de la creme of the sabaac world in a show with everything But Wynssa Starflare. Time flies, doesn't seem a minute Since the Theed Palace Spa had the sabaac boys in it. All change, don't you know that when you Play at this level, there's no ordinary venue. It's Coruscant, or Mandalore, or Nar Shaddaa, or, or this place! One night on Naboo, and the world's your oyster The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free. You'll find a Jedi in every golden cloister And if you're lucky then the Jedi's a she. I can feel an Angel sliding next to me. One planet's very like another When your head's down over your cards, brother. It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity To be looking at the cards, not looking at the city. Whaddya mean? You seen one crowded, non-polluted, stinkin' town... Tea, girls, warm and sweet, Some are set up, in the Moenia suite. Get TIE'd! You're talking to a tourist Whose every move's among the purist. I get my kicks ABOVE the wasteline, sunshine. One night on Naboo makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy. One night on Naboo and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company. I can feel a Gungan walking next to me. Naboo's gonna be the witness To the Ultimate Test of Financial Fitness This grips me more than some muddy old river, Or reclining Yoda. And thank the Force I'm only watching the game, controlling it. I don't see you guys rating the kind of pot I'M contemplating. I'd let you watch, I would invite you, But the Queens we use would NOT excite you. So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors... One night on Naboo, and the world's your oyster The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free. You'll find a Jedi in every golden cloister A little flesh, a little history. I can feel an Angel sliding next to me. One night on Naboo makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy. One night on Naboo and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company. I can feel a Gungan walking next to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
