One Stormtropper vs USS Enterprise

[Classic_Forever 9,001]

I think Stormtropper will win he has laser canon and white armor

[NX-01 519]

I think Stormtropper will win he has laser canon and white armor

 

 

 

WTF? LOL.

[Praeothmin 532]

He probably would.

 

See, since Stormtroopers are such bad marksmen, this lone trooper, while trying to take over engineering, would try to shoot the security personnel who tried to stop him.

 

He would, of course, miss catastrophicaly, meaning he would hit an important component of the Warp Core, and cause a Core breach that would destroy him and the ship.

 

In a certain way, he would win...

[StarDestroyerAvenger 2,147,483,647]

LOL this is brilliant! Even a fucking mental retard has more common sense than the rest of this Trekkie fantasy board put together!

[Grandtheftcow 0]

The Enterprise falls out of the sky and lands on the Stormtrooper Wile E. Coyote style.

 

 

 

That's all folks.