WalksInDarkness

Which Beard? His facial hair, or Dianna Troi? The overly groomed beard is questionable to say the least, especially back in the 80s-90s. My main argument point, is that he seemed even more titillated when he found out it was a he-she!

I say stop endlessly debating this Treknobabble, and address a much more important question: Is Riker now officially ghey, after that episode where he gets freaky with the androgynous asexual he-she? Or does he get a mulligan, as this would simply be re-filed under "Inter-species Erotica"?

Where did you poach the HDD from? And are you 100% sure it is Authentic M$, and not a HK Clone? BTW: I have three X360s. One old Falcon and two newer Jaspers (3yo, 1yo, 3 months). Never so much as a single problem... other than noisy!

I'm back. Sort of. My home PC is still offline, I am moving some rooms around. Most importantly I finally re-calibrated the Audio in my HT, the girls and I had a kick-azz RockBand Fiesta last nite. My daughter won another Gold medal this weekend. She won two separate matches. The first girl didn't even last one round, they called the match because she was just lying on the ground crying after being knocked down for the third time. The second match was a slugfest, it looked more like KickBoxing instead of TKD.

I want to recruit Jason to go over to CrazyAmerica, and have him beooootch slap Don Landis (aka Shooter).

!!!WIN!!!

Yes, never go "Full Retard". As my Hero and Spiritual Leader Robert Downey Jr. said: "Most guys can't go full retard". Jason is no Ben Stiller, I'm not sure if that is a Good thing or Bad...

I'm being serious, that trial was some crazy stuff. Giving me true LOL moments is tough, and I was laughing the whole way thru it.

mmmmmkay. Right, that was so funny it hurt to laugh so much. Who knew there could be such an amazing level of hilarity in the world of geekdom.

Who is this "Jason"? And why do I find him so hilarious? He is a frikkin counundrum. I can usually read someone, but to me this dude sounds like a broken early 80's computer! I am befuddled...

This thread is the funniest thing I have read thus far on this forum! Either Jason is a Genious Troll, or a clueless buffoon - with a poor grasp of neither English nor Reality. Somehow, I imagine Jason to be Borat in a homade Trek costume... anybody with me on this one?

Past Tense. I had two copies, so my Daughter (the one in the videos) and I could play locally by System-Link. She got bored of it, and I never really got hooked on it, so we traded the copies during one of the GameStop "extra credit" specials. We have been playing BorderLands instead for the last few months.

BioShock2 COD:MW2 BorderLands (my GOTY for 2009!!!) Brutal Legend NFS:Shift *And all manner of RockBand & GuitarHero games... On my list to buy (maybe): Metro 2033 BF:BC2 ME:2 Forza3

My Daughter is going to the Junior Olympics, that is going to be expensive...

FAIL!

"And know I know." "And Johnny, knowings half the battle!" "G.I. Joooooooooooe!!!" Crap, I'm so damned old I watched that ancient syndicated Japanimation stuff like: Force Five, Starblazers and G-Force.

Ah yes. Get used to it, your vision will keep getting worse every year unfortunately.

Time to put down the Single-Malt Scotch there pal. You do realize I said "Episode IV" right??? IIRC, that was ~1977!!! Or is that some lame-azz FAIL attempt at ST Fanboi humor?

Yup, very astute. I had an uber white-guy 'fro, my hair is seriously nappy! Don't blame the fashion choice on me though, I was only ~9yo when EP:IV came out - so blame my mother!!!

I was hit-n-miss, but I saw most of them in the Theater. Star Trek 1 Star Trek 3 Star Trek 5 Star Trek 6 Star Trek Generations Star Trek: First Contact Star Trek: Insurrection Star Trek Reboot The rest I saw at home.

I saw all of them during initial release. I = 1x II = 1x III = 2x IV = 2x V = 3x VI = 3x Yes, I am old...

I think you might need to go to rehab for Smiley Addiction, I hear there is a place in Mississippi that has an opening - now that Tiger Woods got paroled.

You'll never be able to guess mine! Unless you posses rudimentary powers of deduction...

Are you guys talking smack about me? Apparently, you haven't read my signature.

Paint-chips? I grew up in a Cul De Sac, not some tenement ghetto. Remove paint-chips, and insert bong-hits, then yes.