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  1. WalksInDarkness

    Shia LaBeouf to play Han Solo.

    Vendetta was such a terrible movie that I shut it off after 30 minutes. I never noticed Portman in it. Not sure if she hadn't shown yet, or if I was distracted by the horror of being subjected to the movie. Black Swan? So how long have you known that you are gay?
  2. WalksInDarkness

    Shia LaBeouf to play Han Solo.

    Natalie Portman only had one good movie, and it was not SW. "Leon", FTW!!! I am reasonably certain she died during filming, and was later replaced by a poor quality Replicant...
  3. WalksInDarkness

    Vader vrs MACO squadron soft cannon

    I can come back months later, and Jason's posts still make me laugh so hard that it quite literally hurts... Good for him, the little Go Getter!
  4. WalksInDarkness

    Casper vs. The Ghostbusters

    But what if casper developed a nasty crack habit, and was now a violent felon - hey, it happens!
  5. All great ideas, but I have better one: NAKED CHICKS!
  6. WalksInDarkness

    My Comic.

    "Adria is a reporter for BNN - Bratwurstville News Network" ^she sounds like the best choice!
  7. WalksInDarkness

    Where's Jason?

    Maybe Jason finally got locked up in the Wacko-Ward? Seriously, if in real life he is even 1/10th of his screen persona - they're eventually shoot him with a tranquilizer gun and put him in a straitjacket!
  8. No need for Bear to post, listening to you half-wits trying to decipher simple history is amusement enough. Not in a classic "ha-ha" funny, more like in a "oh how sad" funny sorta way - kinda like watching a drunk guy haplessly try to get his key in the lock to his house.
  9. WalksInDarkness

    Mars Attacks Martians vs. Plan 9 Aliens

    Easy, the Mars Attacks critters. They can splice head of different species heads/bodies and stuff, they could create some kick-ass army of hybrids. Plus, apparently they really know how to rock a Speedo.
  10. WalksInDarkness

    WALKSINDARKNESS :thumbdown:

    Umm, yahhhh, OK. Whatever Fish-boy, that Obama clip just keeps getting funnier each time - except not in the way you were hoping. I'm beginning to think you and Jason would get along real well.
  11. WalksInDarkness

    ESAD :thumbsdown:

    Fish-Boy, I'm pretty sure you might be retarded. I suggest you contact everyone who has been within 3 feet of you, so that they can get tested too. What has Obama done to "unite humanity"? Anyone who has hated the USA before, still hates us now. Any Foreign Countries who are Feigning Allegiance to him, are either looking for Financial Aid - or trying to glom onto his "Cult of Personality". Anyone in the US who Obama has united, were Leftist Loonies who were just going to follow the most Liberal Demagoguery presented to them anyhow. If anything, he is serving to create an even greater rift - by further solidifying and entrenching the ideology of the Conservatives. I suggest that you sir, have the Political Intellectual Depth of a 4-Year Old!
  12. WalksInDarkness

    Unintentionally Sexual Funny Book Titles

    Here are some Unintentionally Sexual Funny Book Titles. This one "comes" courtesy of my wife: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/26/the-funniest-unintentiona_n_551567.html#slide_image
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    Fringe?

    Anybody here like the show "Fringe"? I am surprised not to see a thread here about it, especially since it is another production by the almighty genius JJ Abrams. It is my second favorite show after LOST. And last night it took a hard left-turn,talk about a sucker-punch in the side of the head!
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    Fringe?

    Oh, you gotta watch last night's episode. The episode itself was good, a little different, a bit of a tribute to the X-Files and Twin Peaks. BUT! then it took a hard left-turn in the last 5 minutes, yikes! And the "preview" was even more astounding! I figured the plot would go something in this direction eventually, but YOWZA!!! JJ Abrams is really going into high-gear with this one now, maybe because LOST is now in it's swan song.
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    German marries cat

    Yes, as I always remind people: Hitler was Austrian, not German...
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    German marries cat

    Oh, the Japanese are quirky for sure. But in their case, the strangeness is more related to poor fashion choices - and bizarre pop culture fixations. Although, there is a very creepy established subculture of borderline "pedo" fascination with some men - as represented through some Anime and Graphic Novels.
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    Facebook

    Facebook is great for re-connecting with lost relatives and friends. But I found it to be the conduit for: Needy Haus Fraus, Philandering Husbands, Creepy Lonely Single Guys, Scary Swingers, and Hyper-Cruising Gheys. I got so fukkin sick of even "normal" people trying to rope me into their stupid FB "Online Games". Farms, Mafias, Casinos, they can all suk my azz!!! If I ever re-activate my account, I will be very selective as to who's "Friend Requests" I accept...
  18. WalksInDarkness

    German marries cat

    Seriously, this type of stuff is completely normal for Germans. Trust me, I know. The only people stranger than Germans are the Dutch & Austrians.
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    George Lucus vs B&B

    Easy, Lucas no doubt. Even though he is a midget, and a vampiric raper of all his own franchises, armed with a dual-saber he would wreck those two nitwits... between the two of them they barely make a functioning brain.
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    George Lucus vs B&B

    Who the hell is B&B???
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    The Inner Light

    NO, her breasts had to be that big. It was mandated by the Vulcan High Council, due to the fact she was traveling in a primitive craft. They were purely for safety purposes. If there was an impact, they served as airbags; if it there was an emergency water landing, they would suffice as flotation devices.
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    The Inner Light

    Damn, did she look good in that form fitting jump-suit or what. That tells you what hardbody she had, the thing covered her completely up to her neck - yet she looked as hot as they get.
  23. WalksInDarkness

    That's what I get for trying to save a buck.

    Sorry to be another "I told you so" guy, but I did warn about it. Many of those eBay drives are simply non-M$ HDDs slapped into the old casing, and then "flashed" to mimic official hardware. Some people have had OK results, but just as many have had major problems. In all honesty you are better off finding a used 120g one somewhere...
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    The Inner Light

    T'Pol > 7-of-9 Don't get me wrong, 7 was hot - but only in a cheesy stripper/porn-actress sort of way IMHO. T'Pol was just smokin' all around - my wife would get mad at me because my jaw would quite literally drop.
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    Cardassia's New Headache

    I don't know the answer to that. But I sure think it would be fun to be a Cardassian, those guys have Hella Kool outfits...
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