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"Oh, the poor wretched soul. I think all the pain and suffering he has gone through in the dungeon has broken his little mind. Oh well, I'm still Supreme Evil Overlord.†*Goes back to playing Command and Conquer 3*

“My Tallest, we have intercepted transmission from a creature called “Jason 2: Electric Boogalooâ€.†“Let me see - what the fuck is this shit!!?? A pathetic…Human… dares to challenge me as Supreme Evil Overlord!!! Bring me my FTL laser pen pointer! I shall fire the first shot of the Galactic Organic Sweep myself!†*Takes FTL laser pen pointer and fires the first shot of the Galactic Organic Sweep at Jason 2* “Now fire Jason into the super massive black hole in the galactic center! The waves of deadly stupidity shall rush through the stars sweeping along all those who dare oppose me to damnation!†*All life in the targeted galaxy with Jason 2 in it is wiped out in the waves of the original Jason’s deadly stupidity*

The fuck is this shit!? I am the Supreme Evil Overlord around here! Now if I can just find my FTL laser pen pointer I’ll show you what true power is...

I hate C&C 4 with a passion.

The R.E.G.I.S Mark Five lands at Starfleet headquarters on Earth at the outbreak of the Dominion War. *Explosion and R.E.G.I.S Mark Five theme music* Can Star Trek defeat the unstoppable?

A bored ROB has taken the Enterprise-D and a Covenant CPV class-Destroyer and placed them in a solar system similar to Earth’s. The crews of both ships are told they have to destroy the other ship if they ever want to leave this solar system. Which ship wins?

No its a sphere of space a thousand light years across where there the Forerunner drew the line against the Flood. For info on the Forerunner this thread has most of the data on what we currently know of them. G.I.R's Waves of Deadly Stupidness made me press ST Vs SW instead of Other Vs.

There is a canon source that has a device that if the Ewoks decided to use it would allow them to take complete control of the entire Galactic Empire from the Emperor in short order. Ewoks also in canon can call upon Force Storms. Think about it.

The Furons from Destroy All Humans have decided to invade North Korea at the end of 2010. The Furons start with the following forces and can call for more if necessary: 200 fully upgraded Crypto Clones on the ground and twenty in fully upgraded flying saucers. Scenario 1 No internationl interference Scenario 2 Full internatioal intervention

Against the Furons. The rest of the world doesn't like the idea of having their brains sucked out.

I think the Insurectionists had a large presence on a lot of Outer Colonies given the UNSC was looking at civil war in IIRC least than ten years if they didn't do something like the Spartan II project. Given there was an attack by them right above Reach itself in Contact Harvest it is highly likely the Insurectionists did have a good size presence. Edit: And I really don't see why this is so bad. The Covenant had no idea how large the UNSC really was, (we know the UNSC had colonies out to just over 500 light years from Earth). Edit 2: Oh, and what do you think of Jason's new name?

@Mr. Oraghan The reason that the Covenant were giving the rebels weapons in the Cole Protocol so they could trace them back to the Human worlds, not to tie up UNSC resources.

For those who haven't seen this forgive me, but I must show why this...thing... is so horrible... WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO MAY CAUSE YOU TO STAB OUT YOUR EYES AND RIP OFF YOUR EARS:

Oh dear God why this! Fred the Movie!!!!

Legos. On steroids. With stealthy exploding green penis monsters (Creepers) and skeletons and zombies and giant spiders that want to feast on you when night falls. The first step to surviving is by punching down trees with your bare fist, from there you craft a work bench and start crafting tools (axes, pickaxes, hoes etc.). Next you chop down more trees then starting mining stone and coal. If you do not have a shelter by nightfall either build a dirt tower or dig a hole to hide in during the night. For one interesting project done in Minecraft someone built a full size version of the IIRC original TOS era Enterprise. EDIT - Here we go:

That's what the video is for. Beware the Creeper!

Could someone tell me what the hell this thread is even about? Because Jason's stupidity has left me blinded at this time.

And on that note a screen shot of Archer Missile Pods from Halo: Reach I found: Archer Missiles are nuclear weapons.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39745752/ns/technology_and_science-space/ Weird weather or aliens moving planets?

No, IIRC 300 is the number given for Archer Missile Pods on Cruisers since since even a Frigate in 2525 had a total of 780 Archer missiles: Also the Covenant ship in question is stated to be a third the size of the Commonwealth when it jumps in front of it.

Started with this thread over at SB so thought I’d post it here: http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=173601 Its official: The Forerunner are a knock off of The Culture. 1. High end Covenant glassing operations and their ship to ship firepower are completely different. 2. Someone seems to have sent Bungie an email about all the Vs. Debates and a link to AtomicRockets.com.

The Exodus Fleet of the Vasari Empire from Sins of a Solar Empire, by act of ROB, ends up in a remote sector of the Alpha Quadrant ten years before the start of the Dominion War. The Vasari will make first contact at the end of the ten years with the Alpha Quadrant powers. Starting fleet assets are as follows: 30 Jikara Navigator 250 Ravastra Skirmisher 120 Kanrak Assailant 100 Karrastra Destructor 400 Junsurak Sentinel 100 Jerun Migrator 100 Lasurak Transporter 100 Stilakus Subverter 100 Serevun Overseer 100 Skarovas Enforcer 2 Kortul Devastator 2 Skirantra Carrier 8 Jarrasul Evacuator 8 Antorak Marauder 2 Volkoras Desolator Type and number of planets in each of their one hundred starting systems: 1 Desert world. 2 Terrain worlds. 1 Volcanic world. 1 Ice world. 2 Gas giants. 8 Large Asteroids. 10 Junk belts and Asteroid belts. The Vasari start with all their technology available. No omnipotent or near omnipotent beings allowed. So how well does the Vasari Empire do? Can they survive in this new galaxy? Can they establish the Empire as the new dominate galactic power?

The Downstreamers have made a terrible mistake: They have told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks are not the best way to kick someone. And now?... he is coming to roundhouse kick them for it. Can the Downstreamers stop or at least survive? Please refer to "The Official Chuck Norris Appreciation And Vs. Facts Thread." for Chuck Norris facts. All of them are correct.

One moment you’re doing whatever it is you normally do at this time and then suddenly find yourself awakening amongst a field of Stars with Q sitting next to you with a fatherly arm over your shoulder but you find yourself completely incapable of movement. You panic or attempt to thrash around but the fact is you're stuck there incapable of even controlling your breathing. Q willingly or not simply calms you down. “Good, your awake. Now, me and some other Q have decide to have some fun with you ASVSer’s and so we’re sending you to the Master of Orion universe.†Images of the battle above Orion between the Orion Sector Race’s fleet and the Guardian flash before your eyes - and suddenly the end of the battle with a blinding flash as a massive Doom Star rams the Guardian. “You are being sent in a hundred Galactic Cycles after the Antarans conquest of the Orion Sector.†The Final Battle of Sol System plays out before your eyes, hundreds of quadrillions of tiny Antaran drone ships swarming the System Defense Net, and shortly after that thousands of Doom Stars, Titans, and billons of smaller craft swarm through the weaken outer system defenses. The Antarans quickly swept aside the rear guard forces of the humans and finally arrived above Earth. Tens of thousands of human ships opened fire on the Antaran ships as they de-cloaked, Stellar Converters tearing holes through both sides fleets - and suddenly the surface of the moon began to explode outward, revealing within the gleaming grey metal surface of a Doom Star larger than any seen before it. It quickly accelerated out into the battle firing hundreds of millions of weapons ranging from tiny and primitive lasers to the massive planet cracking mega plasma cannons. The Antaran fleet concentrated fire on behemoth of a ship to no avail - Stellar Converters, lesser Plasma Cannons, Phasors, Maulers - nothing could harm the mega Doom Star’s as it’s shields simply shrug off the massive barrage for minutes… and finally they fell; and with that it explode in a spectacular explosion that lit up the night sky of Earth like a Super Nova and it wiped out hundreds of thousands of the surviving Antaran ships. With this victory the Antarans bombed the surface of Earth, destroying Humanity’s most ancient relics. He pats you on the back. "But you're going to have a good go at taking a piece of the Galaxy for yourself, even allying with other ASVSers who get this opportunity.†He sat back. "Of course there are limitations." He began to count off. "One: No major time effecting technologies. NOTHING BEYOND WHAT THE LOCALS HAVE. If your FTL travel utilizes it then it will be modified to not do so." "Two: If you pick an existing universes nation you'll get the number of planets allowed for you but their philosophies will remain the same, so if you were to select the UFP for example and tried to go war-mongering you would be removed from power. Keep this in mind at all times." "Three: All choices are subject to my approval, if I don't approve or tell you to change something you will do so… or else. Also you can take a faction from one of your own universes at my approval." "Four: Nothing above the Necrons from 40k." (Superweapons do not count.) He smiles. "Ok those are the rules. Now here are the good parts." "You get, as standard, 1000 Colony Ships with one billion people on each. They are kept in the closest thing your choice has to stasis. They are also 100 percent safe. Unless you somehow managed to ram a planet with the colony ship there shouldn't be even a single loss." "You get one hundred 'Manufactory' ships. These are not shipyards and will be incapable of producing anything in orbit. Except for an Orbital Elevator if your choice has that technological capacity. These are "colony-constructors" the descend onto a planet and build cities, infrastructure, farms etc.“ "Now you just need to fell out this little fact sheet.†Nation Name: Nation Origin: (What universe/nation did they used to be part of.) Nation Size: (If the ROB decides you choose to much or to low he’ll tell you.) Capital World Name: Military (Ground): Maximum 10% of the Populace. Navy (Space): (Maximum of 700 ships to start with. No more than 10 20 kilometer long ships and at least 400 most be 1 kilometer or under.) “Welcome to the Galaxy. Oh, and remember there are worse things out there than even the Antarans…hehehe.†He says with a smirk that makes you very uncomfortable.

1. 32 KT per second sounds about right. We know that Covenant glassings can take out heavily fortified bunkers 3 kilometers underground. 2. "Standard" Covenant glassing operations are like GO24 and BDZ but they also appear to still have their high end glassings in some cases as Dr. Halsey seems to be saying in her Journal. Note: The AI's are working off the assumption that the Covenant have the same number of ships as the UNSC (about 2000 at the start of the war it would seem from calcs in the thread I linked to) and that their ship to ship firepower is equal to that of their glassing operations. From what I've heard Halo Legends mentions that the Covenant use Slipspace Generators but I've yet to see the quote (if true this just further supports that the Forerunner are a Culture knock off). Or Covenant plasma torpedoes are technobabble that use the atompshere for fuel in high-end glassings (Jericho VII vaporization of oceans and blasting away the atomsphere. Later in the novel the UNSC Commonwealth puts out plasma torpedoes via venting its atompshere). That doesn't fit with canon at all because the UNSC could have nowhere near 30,000 warships at the start of the Human-Covenant war given they only have 2000 colony worlds (that is what I've heard is the number from other Reach DataPads). Eh, still to high for the number of ships. It just means no more high ends for ship to ship combat. I'm just happy that Bungie has finally cleared it all up (but why did they have to jump to the other silly end where Covenant ships can be powered by steam?). Also since when did a Connie do anyting like a Covenant glassing operation? GO24 as I recall was a threat to destroy the population centers of a planet; not render it a complete wasteland that would take decades to hundreds of years to terraform. Problem: The Covenant proved the AI's who were working off of very limited information on the Covenant at the time (NOTE: The date for this is 2526 - ONE YEAR into the War) wrong when they started glassing planets. Its just that Covenant ship to ship firepower is not near their high-end glassing firepower.