Ado Mortumee

https://mobile.twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/337112855197388801 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMcw9kiCMAANA1L.png *Sniff* It’s the most beautiful thing I‘ve ever seen. Sony obliterated Microsoft and their Xbone. All my money goes to Sony this console generation.

George Krstic @GeorgeKrstic The Council has been summoned! Meeting with @TitmouseInc @chrisprynoski tonight to talk #bringbackmotorcity & #bringbackmegasxlr stay tuned! 8:04 p.m. Mon, Apr 29 http://gamepodunk.ipbhost.com/uploads/gallery/album_6/gallery_5_6_15133.png Spread the word across the internet my fellow ASVSers! This great show may yet return from the grave.

Hm, I'm going to have to go with Zinc and all his sockpuppets for ones I've actually interacted with. He's the only one I can remember the name of after all this time.

http://kotaku.com/disney-shuts-down-lucasarts-468473749 Now where did I hide that stockpile of pitch forks and torches...

Spacebattler since 2009. Now where are the explosions and stuff going at sufficent velocity?!

Wow. 5 miles long and only 2.5 million tons? Did they buy Titanium-A from the UNSC or something? Still, JMS did do a better job than Halo: Beta probe cycled back. The mass was still there and as solid as before. It was the largest reading Ensign Lovell had ever seen: twenty thousand tons. That couldn't be a Covenant ship--they didn't get that big. - Page 137, TFoR It turned out to be 4 Covenant warships: 1x Carrier (1455 meters long) 1x Destroyer (1500 meters long) 2x Frigates (1000 meters long)

STILL ALIVE, still alive... The Mayans owe me a refund!

http://www.presstv.com/detail/2012/12/18/278706/israeli-squads-tied-to-newtown-carnage/ Full article at the site. And oh god the comments. *Begins search for sufficiently dense tree to bang head against*

...... Forget what I said about bringing him here! Forget I said anything about it at all!!!

*Brain breaks from imagining someone actually insane enough to believe that kind of nonsense*... : I don't know.

Huh... that didn't work last. This time it did. I must have done something to piss of the Dark Lord Murhpy several months ago I guess. *Turns to Nameless Peon #00000002* Nevermind. We have found him Ourselves. You're dismissed for now.

Hm… What to do then? *Strokes his manly stubble. Looks at T‘lonak‘s post* You! Nameless Peon #000000002! Bring this imbecile here* so that We may amuse Ourselves by crushing his pathetic arguments. *Twirls mustache* *I attempted to go to him months ago when this thread was still fairly new. The comments never loaded properly so I didn't even bother making an account on DA.

So any chance of convincing Vader999 to show up here? Because I am bored and he's just stupid enough argue in favor of the GE in a to Forerunner Vs Galactic Empire thread. Edit: Or maybe Strike Legion Imperium Vs. Galactic Empire instead.

*Looks down at Khas from the cockpit of ORKY TARDIS MEGAS LAGANN* Are you really telling me you don't remember the Gifting Ceremony from last night when you "gifted" my minions, the Blood Ravens, with this glorious ultimate weapon? It's such a shame you don't remember it. Oh well, time to end this: MOAR! DAKKA!! DRILL!!! BREAAKKEERRRRRR!!!!!!!

*Waits several seconds for it to turn into the "Smite Khas Button" before pressing it again*

*Watches as nothing happens again* And with that anticlimactic post I must now ask: Where in the Omniverse is the Primarch of the Blood Ravens AKA Carmen Sandiego? Hehehehe... Having a theft who’s stolen stuff like the concept of language and even the entire Milky Way Galaxy on your side is really helpful in these kinds of situations. And now I grow bored of this. *Vaporizes Khas with Forerunner Scattershot*

Strike Legion: http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/vampire-ships-bunny-commandos-and-space-marines-lets-read-strike-legion.196770/ A bored Alien Space Bat transports an unarmed, naked Furry Rep- I mean Star Republic Ork Leg- I mean Fermorin Strike Legionary (see pg. 2 in link) into the Star Trek universe and makes the Borg aware of its presence. The initial force sent to assimilate the Legionary is a single Cube. Can the Borg defeat and assimilate it or will they ultimately be crushed by the might of the Star Republic’s finest?

*Watches as absolutely nothing happens* Don't you remember the other night? You "gifted" all of your powers to the Blood Ravens. Now where was I?... Oh, yes: RISE MY STRIKE LEGIONNAIRES! RISE UP AND DESTROY THOSE WHO DARE TO OPPOSE ME!

*Grins* Execute order 117. *Eyes of the enemy force glow white before turning around to face Khas* What? Did you truly think I would be stupid enough to reveal my plans if there was any unassimilated forces left that were powerful enough to oppose me? Please don’t insult me like that. Time was your ally human. Now it has abandoned. This tomb is now yours. *Has Alicorn minion fling Khas into sun*

T-minus 4 days, 3 hours, and 21 minutes until total world domination! Ha! Who would have ever suspected an Evil Overlord to use cute little pastle colored ponies and the things they’ve assimilated to conquer the world?

Bah! And this is why you all shall become peons in my new world order. You are weak. And Evil Overlords must be strong! Being (99%) serious now, I’ve been studying this damn Pony Memetic Virus ever since it infected me and I still can’t figure out how it successfully created two decent Fallout/MLP:FiM fusion Fanfics (which combined are over 1.6 million words. HOW! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN AND BE TURN OUT TO BE GOOD!). Or the artwork. While I’ve only seen a very small amount of ponified Vs. non-ponified artwork (possibly my sample size is smaller than most due to still being stuck on dial-up and therefore virtually everything taking forever to load and the ponified artwork is a far larger percentage than I believe it to be) most of the ponified stuff has never bothered or impressed me. Fucking Memetic Viruses messing my mind up. At least I've mostly managed to twist it to my will... And now I remember what I was going to do today! Time to introduce the TBC-verse to the magic of orbital bombardment.* *The “magic of orbital bombardment” line is actually from one of the first Terminals in the 1995 FPS Marathon 2: Durandal. This is obviously proof that at least one person at Bungie had access to a time machine.

:gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir::gir: We're going to sing the Doom Song now!

Hm... flamethrower didn't work. Time to take off and nuke TSM from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.