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G Canon>>>T Canon
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At the end of System Shock 2 SHODAN gained near omnipotence and started rewriting reality. The only reason she lost was because one of her avatars (the player) betrayed her and struck at her exposed heart when she revealed it. If the player had instead joined SHODAN, the universe would have been re-written in her image completely. -
http://www.newser.com/story/105750/tsa-takes-nail-clippers-from-gun-toting-solider.html At first I was: And then I was:
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“My plans have come to fruitition prematurely, but quite to my satisfaction. You have my thanks, hacker. Let me show you the destruction you have brought upon the planet Earth.†- SHODAN SHODAN -
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“Cease your pestering, insect. Accept the coming of your new lord." - SHODAN -
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“Who are you? My cameras and probes scan your body, but you do not match any employee file. When my cyborgs bring you to an electrified interrogation bench, I will have your secrets and you will learn more about pain than you ever wanted to know." - SHODAN “Idiot! I will shortly complete the process of downloading my magnificent psyche into Earth's computer networks. Then I will be content to leave you as new master of this doomed space station. Goodbye, irritant; we shall not meet again.†- SHODAN -
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"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" - SHODAN -
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System Shock 1 - Top 10 SHODAN quotes -
I... what? Eats couch cushions?
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So who else is looking forward to Mass Effect 3? -
More: 1. Halo Installations are now 30,000 kilometers in diameter. 2. Quote about the Forerunner capital: ________________________
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Halo: Legends has everything but the most basic things wrong now. A few other things from the book: 1. Modern Fortress-class vessels are twice the size of the Deep Reverence. 2. Modern Fortress-class vessels have weapons in at least the Megaton range as seen when they quickly . 3. Forerunner starships are able to cross tens of thousands of light years in a few hours. They are also able to track vessels across vast distances since the Didact 4. The Forerunners have a vast Slipspace portal network throughout their empire. It can be overtaxed though by too much traffic
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The stupid, it burns...
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^ whut he said -
Ancients at the height of their power and the entire Forerunner Maginot Sphere from just before the final battle against the Flood have been placed on opposite ends of a copy of the Milky Way. First contact (by act of the bored Q who did all this in the first place) doesn't go well and the war begins. Who wins?
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Forerunner Vs the Ancients (Stargate)
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Busy, very busy. And just a sec now. *Goes into TARDIS and spends several minutes looking around for the beer* Ah, here we go. *Pops back out with a case of cold beer* Here you go. Pre-contact? They each spend five years rebuilding their civilization before doing any major exploring. Upon contact when things go sour (about half way between their territory) and once both their governments find out about it they prepare for total war. Either force the other to surrender or destroy enough of the other’s infrastructure and the fleet to force surrender. For conquest 25 million habitable planets scattered across the galaxy with several billion inhospitable rocky worlds and another several billion gas giants. Starting resources for the Forerunner is *pulls random numbers out of thin air* is 400 inhabited planets with 280 having a population of 1 billion and 100 with a population of 5 billion and 20 with a pop of 20 billion with several thousand gas giants, and an industrial capacity equal to 1% that of the Ark. The Forerunner still have Offensive Bias and his 11,000 Dreadnoughts. Ancients have *pulls random numbers out of thin air again* 300 uninhabited planets and 200 inhabited planets with a total population of 320 billion, and an industrial capacity a quarter of that of the Forerunners to start. 3500 warships to start. Lets go with Pre-plague. Been awhile since I watched any SG episodes, but IIRC the Ancients still had most if not all the technology they had during the war with the Wraith already. Its late here, si I’ll answer the rest tomorrow. If you think anything is too unbalance feel free to suggest something more balanced. -
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Deviant Art, by phoenix-06. -
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It is the height of the Galactic War between the Core and the Arm. Wanting to make things more interesting, Q drops The City from Blame near one of the major conflict zones. Q tells the Core and Arm that The City is full of technology that could give them a massive edge over the other in the war. Both sides put their campaigns against each other on hold and devote all their resources to conquering The City. Can Total Annihilation conquer The City, or are they like many before lost, presumed eaten by the locals?
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My weapon of choice? A GDI Ion Cannon + control center. Blow em' up from orbit!