Ado Mortumee

Hold on, I’m dropping out because a very amusing challenger has arrived!

I win. I always win.

http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/712579/bungie-aerospace-tradmarks-crimson/ Looks like their going the MMO route after all. This angers me because of my horrible internet connection.

Meh, I’ve lost enough braincells due to RL stupidity now that he no longer phases. He may do as he pleases as long as it doesn’t interfere with my world domination plan.

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html# Good job Vader! You and the boys and white did a great job!

http://www.gamer-uk.co.uk/archives/1894# The Official Press Release

http://www.news.com.au/technology/gaming/duke-nukem-delayed-again/story-e6frfrt9-1226028013474 Goddamnit!

I'm so tough that Super Honey Badgers run from me. I of course hunt them down and devour them for being wimps.

THE STUPID! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did hell freeze over when I wasn’t looking?

Finally found the quotes on Imperial military personnel numbers:

Remind me to drop a few asteroids on Fox News later:

I don’t mind retcons if their done right - which Halo: Reach was not, and TCW also destroyed some interesting SW stories. If their planning on retconing decade(s) old canon material I expect it to be replaced with material of at least equal quality, not a giant steaming pile of shit.

First Halo: Reach and now this? Is it too much to ask for these people to keep things consistent? *Urge to kill idiots at Bungie and LFL rising*

Now that Cryptum is out we finally have a lot more information about the Forerunners. Some interesting quotes below: Page 51 Halo: Cryptum Page 100 Halo: Cryptum Page 143-144 Halo: Cryptum Page 145 Halo: Cryptum Page 197 Cryptum

So who else has read Aratech’s Halo: Reach Review?

IIRC the Imperial Sourcebook puts the Army in the billions and the Stormtroopers in the trillions. And since when did 5 million clones nearly bankrupt the Republic? I find that hard to believe given a single Jedi master placed the order and it was kept secret for a decade. And then of course there’s ships that were also ordered in addition to the initial five million clones. And now I have to ask that even if true, what does that have to do with the Empire since they built two Death Stars in secret and 25,000 ISD and at least a dozen Super Star Destroyers... Since when did the Republic only have 10,000 worlds? If they only had that many then that means the entire Old Republic joined the CIS if I recall AToC correctly. And on the galactic population IIRC the RoTS novel mentions that there are "countless quadrillions" of sentient beings in the Republic (or the known galaxy in general, I'll see if I can find the quote later). Anyways, 1 goes to the Terrans in a Curbstomp. And on 2, didn't the Terran Dominion, after only four years, turn a glassed over hellhole into a Courscant size city planet? So they might have the industry to stand up the Empire for a short time.

Preemptive post:

*Presses button marked “UNLEASH THE MONKEY!†and puts a checkmark next to "Random Evil Act of the Day" on Evil Overlord to do List. Goes back to playing Mass Effect 2* “Ok, now I just have to finish off that last Collector D - †“ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!†“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU - “ *Dies again*