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A few days after Nemesis Q stops by Starfleet HQ and the capital of every other major power in the galaxy to tell them that in ten years an unknown threat will arrive to attempt to conquer the entire galaxy. So ten years later and right on time a ROB throws the flagship of the Irken Empire The Massive into the Star Trek galaxy. The Massive appears above an out of the way world in the Alpha Quadrant that has been turned into a factory planet by ROB. The Irkens have two hours prep time before several hundred Federation ships arrive to investigate the anomaly detected when the Irkens appeared. Bonus Scenario: Star Trek and Irken forces are made competent and ST is given all of its high end ship and firepower numbers etc.etc.etc. Who wins?

The Almighty Tallest send an Irken Spittle Runner star fighter into the Alpha Quadrant to scout out and prepare the planets of the AQ for the arrival of the Armada. Tak is the pilot of the ship and her goal is to destroy all warships of the major Alpha Quadrant powers. Can the AQ powers stop this tiny ship?

Could I get a translation here? *Send Jason to a room... a room with a MOOSE!!!!*

I agree. But lets make sure we have the other facts down first. Star Destroyers: Their big, pointy flying cheese wedges, and they cause pain by shooting at stuff (like Rebel Cheese sticks) a lot.

So who wants to bet he'll try and send a Galaxy X class starship agaisnt The Massive next?

I like it!

The Irkens also have access to time travel, the Temporal Displacement Device used by Zim in “Bad Bad Rubber Piggy†can be used to replace objects in the past like the brain of everyone in the TOS era Federation with rubber piggies or replace the Earth with rubber piggies. Sounds good, I just want every faction at their most powerful to see if they can stop the Irkens. The Irkens use septillions upon septillions of rubber piggies to replace the brains of the 31st century Feds with rubber piggies!

What the Topic Title said. Please open your 116th Edition of "The Rules of The Universe" and go to Section Four, Page 430 on Chuck Norris.

See Section Four pg. 430 of the 116th Edition of "The Rules of The Universe" again please. Check out the "New New Memembers" area at SB and you will see why.

Saw it at Spacebattles so I thought I would let those of ASVS also see the stupid and feel how badly it burns. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news...-1225847471155

All in favor of sending Jason to the Invader Zim-verse planet "Blorch, Home of the Slaughtering Rat People" say: "MOOSEY FATE BRING US ALL TOGETHER!" - GIR ...Or I guess saying "I" will do.

Quantum Torpedo? Bah! Why use that when we have the UNSC Nova Bomb which is a Petaton-Exaton range nuke! UNSC technobabble nukes for the win!

Windows. It's a really fun game so far.

One day we will have the technology to use stupid people as ordnance... and Jason will be the first one shot at the enemy.

I got Quake 4 at a garage sale today!

The mighty flagship of the Irken Empire, The Massive, is floating along when all of a sudden a bored Q opens a wormhole that transports it to the Galaxy Far Far Away at the start of The Battle of Endor as the Imperial fleet is making it’s way around the moon. Behind the rebel fleet space flashes and The Massive appears. The Tallest call them all up to tell them that their going to blow them up. Imperial and rebel fleets are one hundred times their canon size. Can the combined fleets and the Death Star II stop The Massive from blowing them all up when it starts firing… ah… laser thingies at it?

Posting as ordered. Now bow down before the Iron Fist of DOOM or I shall send you all to a universe of pure dookie!!!!!

And? Its a funny quote. If you don't find it funny I can have you sent to a universe of pure dooky...

A fleet of Borg Cubes is just floating around doing nothing when the planet Mars rams them and destroys all but one of the Cubes, and a small robot flys off and hits the Cube. The Borg bring it inside to assimilate... the insane robot known as GIR from Invader Zim. What horrible fate awaits the Borg when they assimilate this being of mass stupidity?

I catch that marathon the other day, I think that means it will be aired again really. Also, you are going to the MOOSE Room at the End of the Universe now until you Obey our might Irken Overlords. Anyways, I expect GIR's will start coming out of Borg Drones like Alien Chestbusters or the Borg just start singing the Doom Song and drive the entire universe insane. I love being evil. Edit: You can see some parts of the eps at Youtube, just look for "The Nightmare Begins Part 1". Also, where is the option for adding polls? I couldn't find them when I posting this thread.

Question One of Two is: Who is this TOWNMNBS? Question Two of Two is: Can I use Jason as the first shot in the next Irken Organic Sweep of a conquered planet? ' />

Will, he caused it indirectly by his stupidity! He must learn the true meaning of DOOM! I’ve also edit the OP with some extra scenarios that might make it more interesting.

I said I was going to do this because of Jason! Now OBEY the Iron Fist of Doom! Scenario One: All major ST powers barring demi-god and above types are given 300 years after Nemesis to prepare for the coming of the Irken Armada. The portal opens at Wolf359. Scenario One A: Star Trek factions are given their high end numbers in ships, firepower etc. and made competent. Scenario one B: Same as A but the Irkens are also made competent. Scenario Two: The flagship of the Irken Armada, The Massive, by act of ROB appears in orbit of an uninhabited world that has been turned into an Irken factory planet 20 years post-Nemesis. As in Scenario one demi-god and above type beings are not allowed. Scenario Two A: Same as One A. Scenario Two B: Same as One B. Can they actuality even accomplish the simple feat of scratching the paint on a Voot Cruiser?

Ok, tell me what you think of it so far and what I can do to improve it.