AtomikChicken

Oh trust me, you miscalled him. If only you knew why

I thought you didn't want me telling people about that night...

*stamps "NORMAL" on Dragon's forehead*

 

 

 

You are not weird enough, back to gen pop for you!

Well, if you call me normal...than its a compliment. Cause you are crazy.

I knew you loved me...I just had no idea how much...

Are you asking for a threesome? Intriguing...........................................................[spock]Fascinating[/spock]

Yeah...and the only fascinating enigma is how long it took him to 'soil his panties' after you suggested that...

0_0

Yeah...don't mind 'nigma...he's not been laid in a long time...a long time...

A witch that contributes nothing to the wiccan community.

I like that one...I'm going to steal it from you.

Joker probably gets off from killing and Luke gets off on his cockring artificial hand.

The Joker should try viagra or something...I mean if he can't have fun unless he's 'performing' for his 'audience' (Batman...you know the Joker is all sorts of queer towards Bats...). Yeah, the Joker is kinda one of those repressed-gay-violent-acting-out types...kinda like Shep...oops, did I say that too?

Now really freak him out and let him see you in all your gloryhole.

...hmmm...just wondering if my wild 20's parties that were caught on video are still out there...

Head on top is Turtle Wax or Armor All and the head below is cleaned by Trekkies everywhere.

Yeah...he said he really liked when Mike Wong put on his 'acting ensigns' uniform and does that for him.

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oops, that was a secret I wasn't supposed to share...you know how Mike gets...

Stop looking down his pants.

I can't help it...his pants are like the Abyss...I just can't stop staring.

But it isn't too late for you to screw some sheep.

After you die, I'm going to put that quote on your tombstone.

So you like to have your dick violently removed from you?

As far as I know, his secret true name is not 'dick'...but, you'd really have to pull on it for that to happen...just ask Aphrodite...she used the gravity of a supermassive black hole last time she gave me head...ahhhhh...young love...

The State of Quantum Milk Chocolate in Vanilla Existentialism.

I thought if a student of TSQMCVE studies fucked up, a giant peanut butter Chthulu gets summoned up and invites the students grandmothers out for tea?

That happened to me on one of those 'love score things' (long story), got a 515...and the carnie was a Wiccan...that was an odd month...

...did anyone actually get that pun?

I need to know, cause I am not a comedian.

It is because you lost your balance on the slipstream.

*rimshot*

Ha!

...no, actually it was Kronos lost track of me a looooong time ago. Told dat punk bitch quit starin...

Monstrous anomalies due to the intrinsic force of the uncanny orange squeezings.

Where they oranges? They tasted like lemons.

that guys hess got da fingas hess a flippn alls mes offssh

...I knew it...you did steal some of my medication when you where here...

Speaking of him, where the fuck is he? Made a couple of posts and left.

Isn't that the OTHER karmic law regarding him?

*scratches his head* You people are weird.

*cries tears of joy, for I AM understood and appreciated for what I really am*

Your first order of duty is to get back in the STGOD Mk 1.5 thread. I don't care if your fleet got gangbanged by everyone else just get in and I'll think of something.

Doesn't Deimos's shit always get fucked over first? Its like karmic law isn't it?

but you can guess what I think is more powerful

I agree. That shirt has already achieved Iconic status on Briah...

...although...yes, its a sad truth...Ares' jock strap is technically more potent...but that's only cause he has never washed it.

I'm here...

Ah, good...you even shaved, and polished your helmet I see!...wait...

Greetings^_- welcome to the insane asylum known as earth.

...truer words...I do not have...lol

I am me.

Damn...always too late to be incarnated as you...ah well.

Bah, I'm not a new member, I've been at ASVS since 2000. That's nearly a whole freakin' decade. So as far as I'm concerned I can just screw off in this thread!

Wait, Ray, wasn't that the same excuse you had 9 years ago? And don't you just usually screw off in ALL threads anyway?

Anyone who reads this message and doesn't recognize me from ASVS (the original), has now condemned their soul in forfeiture to my accountant.

Provided of course you have no idea who I am...in that case, your soul goes to my doorman.

Sorry.

Policy.