Airlocke

Awesome sauce, especially since I was mainly joking. btw, Why am I now able to affect my karma rating(reputation)? I thought I wasn't supposed to be able to bump it up my own rating.

So, seriously, about that smiley...

We just won 30-13, and are onto state finals at Lucas Oil Stadium. Pretty awesome sauce. btw...I was serious about that awesome sauce smiley...

Ron Paul. *laughs hysterically* Ooooooohhhh *wipes tear from eye* silly, silly Ron Paul.

I-it's all too much. I can't take iiiiiiittt. *head explodes from too many barely veiled sexual references*

Now I see the issue, the article mentioned the sun's poles, not Earth's. My bad.

Especially when it clearly is.

Now, I know that magnetic north is changing, and that it will completely reverse, but I was under the impression that that took thousands of years of them gradually shifting, and it was not an instantaneous thing. Also, how the hell could scientists accurately predict the changing of the poles? I want to know the scientific and mathematical processes involved. I just want to know how it is done.

I hate it when they do that. Such a fucking headache.

I did that in a high school newspaper article, once. It was a humor column. I didn't even try to hide it. The word for the "k" was Kangaroos. Sadly, nobody noticed.

I'm more than willing to just let this go, because as I've already mentioned, I should have been going slower, but this quote leads me to believe we have had a slight mis-communication, though it is not necessarily so. I was only going 35 mph(admittedly, the speed limit for the corner was 25, though the speed limit for the rest of the way was 45, I was going 50) and was not overtly speeding. I likely wouldn't have even been pulled over, since tickets don't even start until 10mph over the speed limit in my state. The speed was even the reason I lost control(that was the tire, and my slightly too sharp turn), but it was the reason for the exaggerated reaction. I only bring this up because it appears as if you had thought me to be speeding wildly, I was not, though it is largely irrelevant. I had wondered when the testicle reference would come. Seems to be inevitable. Also, why the fuck would you leave Canada? I wish I lived there... *wistful gaze north*

You know, I'd never even heard of this, before now. WTF is it?

This weapon has some potential. I like your thinking. Sadly, it comes nowhere close to the badassery of Jedi-fanwank, but it is still a cool idea.

seconded.

It's not bad. Definitely improves things. I mean, Jar Jar was worse than the Ewoks.

One thing I've never understood about people is why they are so willing to judge. It bothers me. Everyone screws up, everyone does some pretty bad shit, and most people know this about themselves, yet everyone still feels that they are in a position to tell everyone else how stupid they are. Remarkable, really. Probably why I hate people, I just don't understand, sometimes.

I believe he has said that he is a 25 year old disabled person. Might have been in the Isd curbstomp thread. Here it is. Post 86. http://www.clubasvs.net/forum/index.php/topic/188-isd-curbstomps-the-enterprise/page__st__80

I love TNG. Everything needs more TNG.

Do we not currently have a population of close to 7 billion? That means that would be a 25% increase over, what?, the next three hundred years. Not bad, really.

Well, first of all, I don't know anyone who has never made a mistake, or never sped for that matter, so shut the fuck up, Enigma and Paul. Secondly, I am also happy that I am alive. Now, about that airplane... Also, my former high school football team are undefeated and just won the Regional Championship. They play semi-state at home on Friday. Awesome sauce. Also also, we need an emoticon for awesome sauce. It would be awesome. sauce.

"Dear Airlocke(sub-in for real name), I have just been informed that I am permitted to bring five students guests with me to dinner with Jeffrey Zaslow (co-author of the Last Lecture and University Speaker) this coming Tuesday, November 10, at 5:30 pm in the Heritage Ballroom. I am writing to formally invite you to accompany me to this event. The dinner will be attended by approximately 25 individuals, including Zaslow, the University President and Cheri, faculty and students. I am certain that you will be an excellent ambassador for our university, and I have been personally impressed with your thoughtful and articulate presence at ISU to date. Please let me know at your earliest convenience if you will be able to participate. Dress at the event will be for business, and the dining experience will be semi-formal (probably an elegant buffet). I will plan to meet you and the other students that I will invite in Rhoads Hall at 5:00, or you are free to join us at the Heritage Ballroom just before 5:30. I hope you can attend with me. Albert Einstein" I love being a raging bad ass. This should be interesting.

Sadly, no. Sort of ho-hum, really. The food was good and I didn't make myself look an idiot, so I was happy.

Anyway... The dinner was last night. Met Jeffrey Zaslow, brilliant and very approachable individual. Met some very important people in the University, made a good impression. Was a blast.

I thought about making that joke, but thought better of it. Bit crude...

I just lost the game. Damn you RayCav, I hadn't lost the game in over month.