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Airlocke

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  1. Airlocke

    Let put Jamway and Archer on trail

    Porn is porn.
  2. Airlocke

    Let put Jamway and Archer on trail

    Porn? Where is this porn?
  3. Airlocke

    Halo Firepower levels

    LOL
  4. Airlocke

    Let put Jamway and Archer on trail

    I hereby appoint myself as Janeway's and Archer's defense attorney. We will not dispute accusations of incompetence, nor breached communication protocol. We will, however, contest the accusation of Genocide. The argument is simple. Janeway and Archer WERE the cause of deaths of many people's of a single race, however, these acts of genocide are only theoretical acts of Genocide, as neither of my clients are real, and are thus incapable of killing an entire race of peoples. We cannot punish someone for theoretical crimes. Nor can we even punish those who do not exist. All of these points should be obvious, and all of you are complete fucking morons for having missed them. I would like to charge each previous poster in this thread with the crime of idiocy, and motion for maximum sentencing.
  5. Airlocke

    New Smiley Ideas!

    I prefer Cavmire.
  6. Airlocke

    New Smiley Ideas!

    He is right. And why the hell is mine ninja pirate? I should have like a nude lady smiley or some shit like that. Or maybe like a court jester. That could work. As long as he were holding something porn related. And a lightsaber. And, fuck it. Throw a ninja mask and pirate hat on, just for good measure. Though, I am unsure why the fuck I am complaining. My avatar is representative of the two of the most awesome things the internets have to offer. The third being porn, of course.
  7. Airlocke

    New ASVS Logo!

    Holy shit! You can't use photoshop, but you melt and mold plastic for fun?? What the hell kind of person are you?
  8. Airlocke

    Size of SW Galaxy

    Why is Skooj in my group. IT IS MINE!
  9. Airlocke

    Glenn Beck is an ignorant faggot.

    I hate Bill O'Reily.
  10. Airlocke

    Glenn Beck is an ignorant faggot.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY
  11. Airlocke

    Heeeeeelllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooo EVERYONE!!

    Ty. Don't call him a faggot. Call him a cocksucker.
  12. Airlocke

    ATTN: TYRALAK

    I AM THE LAW!!!!
  13. Airlocke

    ATTN: TYRALAK

    So that I can has a special color title and walk around screaming, "I AM THE LAW!" at everyone. It would be good fun.
  14. Airlocke

    Please welcome Consul Sacrifyx

    HAHA. You should see my first thread at sfj. Anyway, welcome, dirtbag.
  15. Looks like I've decided that I am too lazy to do it. I will say, though, that the idea that ST even has comparable ftl is ridiculous. In ANH, though this could be Han exaggerating, he says that he has been from one side of the galaxy to the other and back......in a day. That would be a distance of 80000 ly. IN ONE DAY. Now, even if he was exaggerating, that is still showing faster speeds than ST, as 1000 times the speed of light is 1000 lys in a year. It would take them 80 years to accomplish Han's feat......Han is only 29. So....yeah.
  16. I'll post an actual rebuttal later. Let me have this one, please. I never get the chance to make someone look stupid. Seriously, some of these arguments are 10 years or more old. AND repeatedly disproved.
  17. LOL. Posrep for well-intentioned stupidity.
  18. LOL I had a nephew(11 yold) do this recently. The more you react to it, the more amused they will be. Plus, it IS amusing, really.
  19. Airlocke

    I need to stop drinking before bed

    Is it weird if i say me too? About your girlfriend, of course.
  20. http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/11/23/texas.priest.arrested/ Just fucking wow. Bet none of you are even surprised.
  21. Airlocke

    I need to stop drinking before bed

    HAHA! If I wasn't so lazy, I'd give you a couple hundred rep bumps for that one. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
  22. Airlocke

    Cowboys vs. Aliens!

    The point of this thread, please. *looks around* I thought so. *leaves*
  23. Airlocke

    Where's WalksInDarkness?

    Fixed.
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