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And I definitely made the first post in February.

No, sir, I did not. Paul got the first post. I got the first thread. So there!

You should totally delete that other thread. C'mon, it'll be fun.

I am not actually sure how that happened. Total accident.

I like the Fairly Odd Parents. Spongebob certainly has its moments, but it is too annoying, for the most part. iCarly is.....horrible.

She kinda looks like that one iCarly chick. AND SHUT THE FUCK UP MY COUSIN IS 5!

What an.....intriguing idea. Hell, I could even LINK HER TO IT. Be all like, "Hey, I decided to reconsider this whole friends thing. Maybe it could work out. You should check out this rp thread over here. It is uber badass." Then drop the link. That would be one of my finest bits of trolling, EVER, I think. Not yet though.

I also forsee lots of bongs.

And here is my response: Actually, it might be better if we don't chat. And we'll not work out as friends either. I just cannot make that transition, and you know it wouldn't work, too. You can't go from first date and first cuddles to just friends. You just can't. Or, more accurately, I can't. Especially not after being told we won't be dating anymore, TWO DAYS after being told that I had given you the best date you had ever had. It just does not compute for me. Anyway, if you don't mind, try to drop my things off while I am at work. 5pm-5am tomorrow. I do not wanna be there.

So, it is over. Already. This is the message that did it: I dont know quite how to say this but ill try. You are such a great guy, you have many interesting wonderful qualities but youre not for me. I dont think we would work out and I might be a little bit old for you. I will bring you your stuff and I would still like to be friends and maybe hang out as such at some point. This is a picture of the guy I lost to. Fucking really?

And so it ends.

Allow me. Where he was trying to go with this, is anyone's guess.

Enigma forgot to read something? Really? HAHA! Anyway, I think Chewy would take a couple of these, and worf would take at least one. I don't feel like getting too into it, though. I thought about it, then was like, "Ah, FUCK IT." Also, I keep trying to formulate an argument, but everything comes out wrong. "Chewbacca has the clear advantage here because of he long reach and awesome cuddles. Worf would be at a disadvantage because he doesn't have cute glasses." And then I'm like, "Wait, did I just accidentally liken her to a klingon and a wookiee?" Then I slap myself. You can see how I would not be interested in this, right?

I cannot believe that I am actually going to post in a versus debate thread. However, it appears that I must. Just EXPLAIN!!!

Could not have gone much better. Last night was fucking fantastic. I picked her up at 445 pm, and dropped her off at 415 am. If I were any less of a pansy, she would have stayed at my place last night. We actually spent most of the night at my house. It was a good night.

No, no. I'm going to be up for another few hours. Though, I do have a couple things I need to do [girl] 2:39am oh well then um yeah lol [me] 2:39am We have totally run out of things to talk about for one day. lol We have talke for like 4 hours today [girl] 2:39am You are very nice to talk to though:) [me] 2:39am You too Besides, we need to save some stuff for tomorrow. [girl] 2:41am ok fine if I have to [me] 2:41am Well, if you don't want me to go..... [girl] 2:41am aw

Date tomorrow night. Everything seems to be going all right. I cannot log on to Facebook without her starting up an im with me. So that is good. I decided to tell her about my inexperience, and she didn't seemed bothered by it. Everything is just going right. Prolly because I am the first "nice guy" she has ever dated. She cannot stop calling me sweet and going "awwwwwwwww" when I talk to her. And I cannot stop thinking about her. So, all is well.

I think things will be more fun if we do NOT no each other, Enigma. Character Bio will be up sometime today.

I'll take the Jedi and have them start working on some of the less well known and more arcane Force abilities. Like energy absorption and dissipation, as well as redirection and expulsion. All movie canon Force powers, btw. We would also work on Force shields and barriers, which should definitely be possible, given the level of TK some are shown to use in the movies. Would just need to tweak it a bit. Also, Force Winds will be useful. Another canon power, btw. You know, I think I have a good thread in mind. Don't feel like posting now, but will definitely do so later. Build your own Jedi.

O'Reily does. Olberman is unlikely to actually throw any punches. O'Reily, however, wouldn't hesitate. Of course, in the big picture, the Democrats win. O'Reily kicking the shit out of someone who refuses to fight back and simply insists on shouting for the police and for someone to please, oh God, please someone help him, would make Republicans look stupid. Even if he is just a pundit. A really awful one. I endorse the product and/or service.

*smirks*

She said something about shecking the site out, sometime. I asked thast this be moved to a private forum just in case.

So, yeah. Feeling FUCKING TEN FEET TALL right now. We went to see Tron, but since it was a Wednesday night, no one else was there. We had the theater to ourselves, which was a good thing, because we just talked and laughed throughout the entire movie. Everyone would have been uber pissed at us. We had an incredible time. She thinks I'm sweet and cute and funny. I'm pretty sure she is the most awesome person ever. She's really fun and easy to talk to. And I asked about another date next week sometime. She said yes. We'll have to do something different this time, because my plans fell to pieces. But in a good way. They actually closed the movies down while we were in there. EVERYONE left except the guy tending our projector. We came out and everything was shut down. I think they only kept it open because they knew we were on a date. I can't believe they did. But I love everyone single one of them because of it. The was one really awkward moment, though. At dinner, I tipped the server 10 bucks on a 28 dollar bill. I had to tell her that the ten was her tip. Let us take a step back and say that she was a very attractive server.(I'm impressed that I didn't have to stop myself from checking her out. I felt no desire to do so.) She said, "I love you too." when I told her the 10 was the tip. That.....was awkward. Only time I've ever regretted being a nice guy. I had to spend like ten minutes explaining that I really always tip that well. Luckily, she didn't seem too concerned. I'm so happy.

Disregard this. I will be, but I don't know how often I will be posting. Prolly not much until I figure out how to handle this girl thing.

It is hard to explain. She tends to change her mind a lot. And likes to apologize for leaving me hanging when I ask her out. Seriously. I was like, so, I was hoping we could do that lunch tomorrow. We were in an im at the time, and she left the chat. No answer, nothing. Just got the fuck out. Doesn't talk to me the rest of the day. Then, at like midnight, she apologizes, we talk for an hour, and now we are seeing a movie tomorrow. I'm just so confused. Wonderfully confused.