The Stair Master

Arnie and Barney eat bacon all day!  Yi-hi-kippy-yippy-o-yippy-yay!

Hidey Ho Joey!  Ride a coyote!

Ride it on, ride it on.  Napalm and termites on my front lawn.

Sing Yong-Tong-Tiddle Tiddle-I-Po!

Ride em on the Dongle strip!  Mo mo mo!

Don't make trouble, call a bubble!

I like turtles. They never fall on hot dogs.

Fun times for all with Baconaise! Look out for wedgies!

Hang on tight, we're in for a salami ride!

Hey man, fart a dookie on the roof. It'll last longer, and be more satisfying.

I like horses! They bring fishpaste to the world, and fishpaste is joy!

Nylon Steve is my homeboy!

Hold on tight! Don't start a fight!

Don't look now man! Spirals of Confetti rain from Saturn!

John Belushi is now President of Mars! Everyone can celebrate! Old Cheese for all!

Arcolukey on the Dukey!

Rise and Shiney, Stick it up her Hiney!

Veeba nabba hubba hubba hip hop now!

Up on the housetop, Abrams tanks pause, out comes a giant bagel.

Soup up and group up, homies!

Roll over for the turkey!

Great Gibbery Doo! I've lost my books!

Wake up! My toejam needs polishing!

Seems to me that tubas do a feisty tango.

Donuts on the turtle side, abide abide abide.