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    ASVSers: Why oh why do you hate Mike so?

    There's nothing wrong with Mike.
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    So this is how hot-dogs are made!

    I'm sure Mike would be delighted to see awesome.jpg in his inbox. We'd be more than happy to have more fun, high quality posters join the board from Stardestroyer.net if you feel like advertising the board for us.
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    Darth Vader versus Kahless

    The fight would be about as fair as your Grandmother vs. a bus. He didn't state an opinion one way or the other fuzznuts.
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    Oh, Mirah

    Don't worry you haven't missed anything.
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    So this is how hot-dogs are made!

    Link again. Fucking hippies keep flagging this very informative and educational video. It'd be good for them. Home birthers are typically the same people who are into the all natural bullshit. What they're trying to prove is that natural births are completely safe, far from unbearably painful, and greatly rewarding. There are hundreds of the friggin videos on Youtube too. Complete with yummy placenta dinning. Grow up and see the world boy.
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    Oh, Mirah

    You might be one the few who doesn't have a connection to Troll Kingdom.
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    ASVSers: Why oh why do you hate O so?

    Because Oprah supports PETA.
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    So this is how hot-dogs are made!

    Someone re-upped it here. Youtube allows hundreds of videos like one, but doesn't want us to see what happens at a rendering plant.
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    Favorite Star Trek Series

    DS9 stands out the most for me followed by TNG. The rest turn out more shit nuggets than gold nuggets.
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    I Believe in Barack Obama. I Believe in Tomorrow. :)

    OK. So would you rather have a bald chick with no bush, or one with a full head of hair and an untamed 100 acre woods? I'm also wondering if any of you would be willing to remove your own body hair for an equally discriminating partner.
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    Wii Bowling Lands Police In Hot Water (funny stuff)

    Descriptive titles are a good thing. I'd say the drugs were in the Wii and a certain high score opens the contents. I'm sure the media would believe that since they don't know anything about videogames.
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    SW Super Beings vs. ST Super Beings

    Well then it wouldn't be a vs. match up then wouldn't it?
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    Fmylife

    Fmylife is a collection of entirely fictional anecdotes passed off as real events. At least they can provide a few laughs. An example. Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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    ISD curbstomps the Enterprise

    I'm watching BoBW right now. They pitch it as using the deflector dish as a jerry-rigged phaser set to a high narrow band frequency in order to destroy the Borgs distribution power nodes. Geordi states that this would be greater then their phasers and photon torpedoes could ever provide. It's also made clear that such a setup takes a lot of modifications.
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    What are you reading?

    Post War by Tony Judt. The books subject matter is the story of Europe following the conclusion of WWII and follows things up till the fall of communism in the early 90s. I find it interesting in that the reader gets to know the history and events in countries I wouldn't normally bother to look up myself. Fairly good read so far.
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    PM Stephen Harper:Canadian ASVSers, what do y'all think of him?

    Smart politician. Unfortunately the party he leads is primarily focused on representing the western provinces. They're pretty much a regional party like the Bloc but won't admit it. During his terms we've been running deficits after years of Liberal party surpluses. Part of the reason for the deficits are the tax cuts he's implemented. Tax cuts are an easy way to gain votes from retards but he's had to cut some government services as a result. The cuts that gained the most media exposure if I recall were to arts, theaters, and other cultural programs the government helps fund. He also defunded environmental goverment watchdog groups for ideological reasons I assume. Over the years we've also seen some deregulation, but no where near the level we've seen in the US. Overall I'm glad he's been tied down in a minority government so he can't pass whatever legislation the party desires without the other parties agreeing to it. My overall opinion of his leadership is slightly negative. However the party won't get my vote because they keep stuffing my fucking mailbox with party propaganda.
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    Wii Price drop

    Source I have a basic rule that I won't bother buying a game system for more than $200, unfortunately it's the POS Wii. I bought one today anyway since the fiancee really liked playing Wii Boxing on the sports game. Plus Zellers has a deal on this week that if you buy an extra game with the system they'll knock off an extra $20. According to the guy in home electronics I managed to grab the last one out of ten they started the day with.
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    ISD curbstomps the Enterprise

    Maybe you're willing to purchase and pour through a small libraries worth of shitty published fan fiction to see if a few quotes help prop up your pathetic debating skills, but no one else is. Of course the only reason you refuse to rely solely on movie evidence to provide firepower calculations is because math is to hard for you.
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    Daily Exploits Thread

    The Testingstan members might be fairly open to joining the board. Or we could at least make it a known available option for when the Senate feels they have to try and justify their existence again and cracks down on those terrible society destroying spammers.
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    SW Super Beings vs. ST Super Beings

    Just because I personally think it'll be hilarious to argue otherwise. If Q takes on human form when encountering a Jedi or Sith then he'll have the same reflexes as a human, as was evidenced in the DS9 episode where Sisko decks Q. The "super powers" in speed and reflexes granted by the force may allow Q's adversaries to get the drop on him.
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    Stormtrooper vs. Redshirt

    Can you provide other examples of a widebeam setting being used? I only remember the one instance in Voyager. Edit: After thinking about it. During drills against a possible changeling intruder the crew had used the larger phaser rifles set to a widebeam in order to force the changelings out of their form. I'd still be interested in other examples though.
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    Gran Turismo 5

    There were early rumors that the series would come to Xbox but they've faded away. Personally I wouldn't mind seeing it released on Xbox later on down the road like the Grand Theft Auto series was. Games are never useful. You're lucky you didn't get GT4 then, I could never get into that one. It felt like some sort of racing RPG. Race>Level up with cash>Buy car>Upgrade car>Race>Repeat.
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    Gran Turismo 5

    In Japan... Well at least with a Japanese release date we know it'll be released in other markets shortly after.
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    Stormtrooper vs. Redshirt

    I'm tempted to dismiss it as simply another one note weapon we'll never see in use again. The problem with that though is it's a standard phaser from the late TNG era. I don't recall the lead-up to the scene off hand, but is it possible Tuvok had time to modify the phaser so he could take out the bridge crew quickly and easily with a wide beam?
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    Stormtrooper vs. Redshirt

    I envision a never-ending battle of near misses and smokey special effects.
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