Grandtheftcow

Yay for tribalism! I rather like it myself.

A lot of people, including myself popped their web design and HTML coding cherries on Geocities. She was an ugly bitch. But she'll be a fondly remembered one.

I think he wants a video game console though.

Well other than being a Japanophile, judging by your username. I'm sure you have other interests you can post about on the forum.

Or don't buy a console system with the failure rate of a Ford Pinto.

Just remember to share with the rest of the family.

Yeah, but then you useless twats would have something to do other than pulling on your dicks all day.

Well if you like sleeping with your sister I guess you could think they'd be a fun group to hang out with.

Don't excuse your own fucking laziness, retard. I was under the mistaken impression you wanted to be taken seriously and not simply dismissed as some moron who can't support an argument. Whats the deal with smart retards in Hollywood media?

Testing is to unimportant for an official announcement. Better to exterminate the subhuman vermin while allowing the righteous warriors of reason and logic to carry about their daily lives.

A source is not "Oh some DS9 episode mentioned it." Fuckstick. A source would be dialogue quotes, or links to scripts so we can easily verify that the numbers being put out here are correct.

Rusty bolts were the culprit! That's why the bridge separated so cleanly from the hall. I remember some holdouts over that issue years back, but I think most of them do accept that the bridge was raped by an asteroid now.

If I cross my eyes and step back three paces I can see it. Isn't neutronium one of those silly EU inventions anyway? It can't be anything special if it gets fucked up by a slow moving asteroid, as we've seen in TESB.

So he's one of yours then?

Shitty continuity. Can we see some sources on the numbers?

It's a well established Internet rule that people who ask to be a moderator should never be allowed to have it. Since we don't conform to normal message board standards I wonder if we'd be better suited to a forum leader approach. Basically just dump some poor sod off in a forum you think he could help generate discussion in. Just keep an eye on them and kick them back to normal user status when they become prima donna's.

Honestly though for a board with very few rules to enforce and a litter sized number of regular posters, we have and awful lot of chiefs keeping an eye on the totem pole.

After some thought a highly visible and brightly coloured baby on board warning placed at the rear of the ship may prove to be a effective deterrent to Ferengi aggression. Use the main deflector dish to emit rainbow coloured charged particles to powder coat the Klingon vessel. With their sexuality and honor in question they will be forced to retreat in order to reassure each other of their pure heterosexuality. The day will be won and a bridge officer will gain character growth through the experience that only a giant jello mold could give.

Similar in idea to the Stupid Question, Stupid Answer! thread. You are the Chief Engineer of the USS Pattywack. Your job is to use the knowledge gained from the silly science degree you eared at Starfleet Academy and years of experience as an Engineer to get your ship and crew out of implausible situations. Once you have found a solution to the problem create a new scenario for the next Engineer to tackle. Your first scenario is... A Ferengi ship is attempting to ram you in the hopes of collecting a large sum of insurance money. Unfortunately your Science Officers bee colony is running rampant in the engine systems making them non-functional. How will you prevent the collision and keep your insurance rates down?

Sometime later.

The Enterprise falls out of the sky and lands on the Stormtrooper Wile E. Coyote style. That's all folks.

Sometime ago. Yay for meaningless milestones!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCGkwjz6WyM I think this may be the grinding stage at a rendering plant. Or possibly the mafia testing out a new toy.

Boo! Hiss! Censorship! Fascism! etc! etc!

No it isn't.